When I notice people standing idle, I like to push them around a bit so they're never in the same spot they idled in. It's hard because you can't really nudge them reliably, but I like pushing people into shallow water.
Anyway. The best prank is a close one between me and my friends. We have gone from flooding whole houses with sauce blocks, to holes to bedrock and removing their floor.
If they are not under a roof, piston them to the sky, and make them stand on a block of glass
Haha, I like it, I'm good with quick pistoning a block too, I sent a good chunk of time yesterday pistoning some redstone up to the surface to use an entry light in my mushroom farm
Me act like me creeper/zombie/HIM and me crouch round me friend world and then i act like i kill em then they go AZHHHHHH I GO DIE NONNONoNONO THat is best troll i do I no good troll
That W\was on of the most hard-to-read posts i've ever seen...
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I don't see the point in Trolling/Griefing in Minecraft, it's just mean, someone spends countless hours perfecting their world and you just destroy it? It's sad.
You know what, man? That's not a troll. That's just straight up mean. You should be ashamed of yourself.
If I caught my friend doing that, I would bind him down to a chair, tying the body taut with heavy belts. I would proceed to loop an audio track of faxing noises in his ears for hours on end. If this doesn't drive him mad, I'll rig a system on the ceiling based off of Japanese techniques in which a tiny drop of water is dropped upon his insensitive forehead every two seconds for a day straight.
I would feed him giraffe droppings to keep him alive.
Then, I would crank up the heat on the thermostat one degree every five minutes until it hits 105°F, and then bring it back down to a comfortable level, only to lower it to 30°F after that.
Once the temperature torture becomes unbearable, I would then take a pair of rusty pliers and would individually sever every single one of that fiend's toes. I would put every amputated piece into an envelope and mail it to a baker, where they would be crafted into a cake that shall be fed to his grandmother.
By this time, the pain, sweat and tears would be nearly filling the small, crammed room. I would untie the man and send him home, to think he can resume his normal life.
But I would capture him exactly 3 days later. And I would put him through the next set. Through a series of impossible challenges. Through a gauntlet of fear, guilt and intense pain.
But that's only if someone were to actually do that. Break my chests and let the items fade out. But who would do that, right?
Ummm sorry dude...That reaction seems serial killer crazy. You need some help...even if you were only joking.
You know what, man? That's not a troll. That's just straight up mean. You should be ashamed of yourself.
If I caught my friend doing that, I would bind him down to a chair, tying the body taut with heavy belts. I would proceed to loop an audio track of faxing noises in his ears for hours on end. If this doesn't drive him mad, I'll rig a system on the ceiling based off of Japanese techniques in which a tiny drop of water is dropped upon his insensitive forehead every two seconds for a day straight.
I would feed him giraffe droppings to keep him alive.
Then, I would crank up the heat on the thermostat one degree every five minutes until it hits 105°F, and then bring it back down to a comfortable level, only to lower it to 30°F after that.
Once the temperature torture becomes unbearable, I would then take a pair of rusty pliers and would individually sever every single one of that fiend's toes. I would put every amputated piece into an envelope and mail it to a baker, where they would be crafted into a cake that shall be fed to his grandmother.
By this time, the pain, sweat and tears would be nearly filling the small, crammed room. I would untie the man and send him home, to think he can resume his normal life.
But I would capture him exactly 3 days later. And I would put him through the next set. Through a series of impossible challenges. Through a gauntlet of fear, guilt and intense pain.
But that's only if someone were to actually do that. Break my chests and let the items fade out. But who would do that, right?
I wouldn't do it to someone who didn't dupe the hell out of his world. So cal down, random Internet psycho
Umm, I was playing with this kid once, and he had this unnecessarily large cactus farm, so while he was off doing something not far from it, I took all of the cactus and hid it in a chest under some dirt. He came back and was like "UUHHMAGOD WHERZ MA CAKTUZ DATZ NAWT FUNE!!!!!" I eventually gave it back, but it was pretty funny because he over reacted about almost everything.
It works best when you break into the skeletons hide out. You can find chests full of stacks of arrows there.
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gotta get me some of those sauce blocks
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Retired StaffHaha, I like it, I'm good with quick pistoning a block too, I sent a good chunk of time yesterday pistoning some redstone up to the surface to use an entry light in my mushroom farm
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That W\was on of the most hard-to-read posts i've ever seen...
take it easy buds, i just want some of those sause blocks. My pasta is so plain and I have tried everything!
i guess i did din't I? I still want some sausey sauce blocks though.
Ummm sorry dude...That reaction seems serial killer crazy. You need some help...even if you were only joking.
u make fan of me english u fock face? why u make fun of me english u is pedo pilie?
I hope you used some quality sauce & not just some cheap ketchup... hehe 0_o
Anyway, I'm not one for trolling people on games.
I wouldn't do it to someone who didn't dupe the hell out of his world. So cal down, random Internet psycho
YOU MAKE FUN OF ME ENGLISH TWO? U MAKE FUN OF ME ENGLISH? U IS BIG PEDO PIG? U IS PIG PEDO? IS U A BEAR?
You obviously don't have a very firm grasp on the literary elements of irony, sarcasm, satire, use of hyperboles, and... well...
...use of the often-seen consonant 'm'.
That being said, I would love to help you with these problems. Attached is a link, prepared with love from yours truly.
Please, enjoy.
Who knows.
Or Risk me... lololol