I have returned after all these years and I'm internally dying inside whenever I think about the posts I've done prior to this current year. Just don't look at them.
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
"I was born from the Sun and have sand in my veins." - Three Dog
Oh, sorry, did the fact that this thread is in the Story Mode section not make it clear enough to you that this is for quotes from Minecraft: Story Mode?
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-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
Oh, sorry, did the fact that this thread is in the Story Mode section not make it clear enough to you that this is for quotes from Minecraft: Story Mode?
That quote is totally in Story mode. It's in the episode 5 pre-released super secret deluxe platinum limited collector's edition. I guess you just haven't played it yet.
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"The moment one gives close attention to anything, even a blade of grass,
it becomes a mysterious, awesome, incredibly magnificent world in itself"-Henry Miller
That quote is totally in Story mode. It's in the episode 5 pre-released super secret deluxe platinum limited collector's edition. I guess you just haven't played it yet.
Ha ha, very funny.
Imagine if it turned out to actually be in Story Mode.... I would rage.
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-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
Episode 5 (If you haven't played the episode yet, don't worry, Petra's just messing with you.)
Axel: Hey! I wasn't scared!
Petra: No? Then who was it that was yelling,"Help me! Help me! The dispensers are trying to kill me!
Episode 5 (Still don't know how she knew that happened.)
Lukas: I guess I'll take off-
Petra: Nope! You're coming with. I need a buffer between me and Ivor!
Episode 5 (Excuses, excuses. Just kiss already, you two. You know you want to.)
"Okay, if you guys don't cool it, I'm gonna have to get out Lady Smackdown and Mistress Mayhem. And they're feeling feisty today."
-Petra, Episode 5
Yep, I still love everything that comes out of Petra's mouth.
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-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
My fav Ivor quotes in episode 5- Jesse: "You where surprisingly heavy." Ivor: "I am... The proportionate weight for my height. Thank you very much." Woman: "It's a fire hazard!"
Ivor: "And your face is an ugly hazard, so I suppose we're even." "Long live lava!" - when you spare his epic house. Ivor to Jesse: " Thank You, by the way for getting arrested with me. No one's ever done anything like that for me before. Jesse: Your Welcome. Ivor: Now go away! All this 'opening up' is making me grossly uncomfortable." (Ivor is such a Tunderse)
Ivor: Petra! Blonde guy! Are you two as excited about this as I am?
Petra: I'm not sure that's possible.
Ivor: What?
Lukas: She means that you seem to be super excited, Ivor.
Episode 5 (That part where Ivor calls Lukas "blonde guy" kills me.)
"I'm liking you better by the minute, Louie."
-Ivor, Episode 5
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-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
"Okay, if you guys don't cool it, I'm gonna have to get out Lady Smackdown and Mistress Mayhem. And they're feeling feisty today."
-Petra, Episode 5 When does she say this? I've gotta find it!
I've got some:
(Ep 5)
Petra (in response to Aiden): You take that back. Lukas is ten times the guy you are. ...Nobody talks about our friends like that.
(I like how she stands up for him. Aiden was being a jerk.)
Jesse and Isa (while falling off the City): *scream and then eventually stop*
Petra (in response to Aiden): You take that back. Lukas is ten times the guy you are. ...Nobody talks about our friends like that.
(I like how she stands up for him. Aiden was being a jerk.) I liked it too, especially because I ship her with Lukas.
Jesse and Isa (while falling off the City): *scream and then eventually stop*
Thinknoodles: Oh? Tired of screaming guys? Yeah, that was funny.
Also, Petra says that quote if you go with Milo and stay silent when the members of Build Club are complaining about how Milo brought in outsiders.
Bonus quotes!
Random Build Club member: We have to turn them in before the guards break our door down!
Petra: Well, no. Let's not do that.
Episode 5
From a while back:
Lukas: It's not fooling anyone. At least not me.
Yogscast Hannah: Yeah, I know. But it's her secret. *beat* Oh, **** it. I don't care. I mean, I don't really want Ellie/Petra/Gortys to die.
(I don't know why I found this funny, but I did.)
"Wait, I know what he's going to say! He's getting old!"
-PopularMMOS, Episode 3 (When he was talking to Lukas in the wool world.)
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-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
Also, Petra says that quote if you go with Milo and stay silent when the members of Build Club are complaining about how Milo brought in outsiders. Thx.
Jesse and Isa (while falling off the City): *scream and then eventually stop*
Thinknoodles: Oh? Tired of screaming guys? Yeah, that was funny. (<--This said something else before, right? I watch some youtubers, mostly for Story Mode.)
More Quotes!
(Ep 5)
Milo (At Build Club): You are one of us, Jesse!
Stacyplays: No, I'm better than you actually.
Jesse (after taking the speed potion): Gotta go fast!
Jesse and Isa (while falling off the City): *scream and then eventually stop*
Thinknoodles: Oh? Tired of screaming guys? Yeah, that was funny. (<--This said something else before, right? Yeah, but then I realized how stupid it was so I edited it. I watch some youtubers, mostly for Story Mode.)
More Quotes!
(Ep 5)
Milo (At Build Club): You are one of us, Jesse!
Stacyplays: No, I'm better than you actually. I don't think she likes anyone in Sky City.
Jesse (after taking the speed potion): Gotta go fast!
bcos Sonic!
SO MANY QUOTES.
Oh, and here's another quote:
Pat: And then some really emotional stuff happened, I don't want to talk about it...
Jen: Yeah, let's not speak of it. It's too sad!
Pat: *does this weird cry that sounds like a cross between Reuben when he was dying and a ghast*
Episode 5 (sort of, they were summarizing the last episode)
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-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
A smallgradually growing selection of my favorites...
(WARNING! SPOILERS!)
Episode 1:
"No-one will remember that." --Telltale Prompt
"Don't you know? You're supposed to dive into the water! Not land on top of it!" --Petra
"You made a lever?!?!?!" --Telltale Prompt
"I was drawn by the sound of Jesse's high-pitched screams." --Petra
"GIVE. ME BACK. MY PIG." --Jesse
"Aw, come on, dispenser faces. I thought we were friends!" --Axel
Axel: (to Jesse) Whatever decision you make, it's cool with me.
Olivia: (hopeful) Really?
Axel: As long as it's me.
Olivia: -__-
Episode 2:
"AXEL! THIS PLACE IS TOTALLY CRAZY!" --Jesse, in response to Axel's question of "So this is Boom Town! What do you think?"
"...But that's Future Nohr's problem. I bet Future Nohr is very successful." --Nohr
Magnus: ...That was just a warning!
Death Bowl spectator: What? A warning that you need glasses?
"Great. Now I'm going to need an assistant for my assistant." --Ellegaard, when Olivia faints
"I'm so close I can practically taste [the command block.] And it tastes like victory!" --Ellegaard
"Why did you bring the Queen of the Nerds with you?" --Magnus
"[Axel is] like a little puppy. You don't know whether you want to hug it or just walk away." --Magnus
Episode 3:
Jesse: Someone say something.
Lukas: Hamburger?
Olivia: Donkey?
Petra: Pants.
Axel: (faceplanted on the ground) Floor...
"It's like we're searching for a unicorn!" --Lukas
"I hope that one day, I'll love something as much as Soren seems to love stairs." --Axel
"Impressively bananapants!" --Lukas
"I am sorry about this, but...it has to look real. *K.O.'s Jesse*" --Soren
Soren's song about his Enderman friends
"I wasn't expecting so many houseguests! There's no way I have enough seashell soaps for all of them." --Soren
*Enderman suddenly teleports in front of Jesse and scares her*
Jesse: Aah!
Soren: Try not to die.
Jesse: *death glare*
Episode 4:
Jesse: The Witherstorm did something to [Gabriel.]
Gabriel: You mean that thing we just rode on?
Jesse. ...No. That was a horse.
"Are we there yet?" --Jesse (repeatedly)
"You know what they say: two potatoes are better than one. At least I think that's what they say." --Jesse
Olivia: [Lukas is] smart. I like having him around.
Jesse: And...(whispering)...he has excellent hair.
(Pause as Jesse and Olivia glance over at Lukas)
Olivia: He does have good hair, doesn't he?
"Reuben will be remembered..." --Telltale Prompt
Episode 5:
"You guys are trying way too hard. *activates redstone device that massacres the monsters*" --Olivia
"If you ask me, it seems like a good time for a...secret handshake!" --Axel
"Ivor, I know you mean well, but your house wants to kill people." --Petra
(Jesse falls through the portal and crashes into Ivor, nearly knocking him off the edge)
Jesse: Whoa! I gotcha. (grabs Ivor's arm and hauls him back onto the island) You are surprisingly heavy.
Ivor: I am...the proportionate weight...for my height! Thank you very much!
Episode 6 quotes coming through! Mostly from YouTube because that's the source of everything funny.
"It can't have been Dan, because he was dying his hair!"
-PopularMMOS
Petra: Ugh. Not only is she the White Pumpkin, but she owns way, way too many cats!
Stacy (The IRL one, not the in-game one): No such thing.
"So do you punks want to do this the easy way, or the way where I punch all of you?"
-Petra
"Trying to get leverage?"
-Cassie Rose
"Guess you lacked leverage."
-Cassie Rose
"Cassie, you reused your pun. You can't do that."
-Me
"I'm too cute to die!"
-Cassie Rose
"Panicpanicpanicpanicpanic!"
-Stampy Cat
"More panicking! More panicking!"
-Stampy Cat
Dan: And there's no such thing as white pumpkins!
Stampy: Tell that to the white pumpkins hanging all over the place!
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-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
I like the:
"Nothing built will last forever ..."
- Ivor on Episode 1
I have returned after all these years and I'm internally dying inside whenever I think about the posts I've done prior to this current year. Just don't look at them.
Minecraft is forever eternal...
Soren: Well, it seems that just in case is here!
Thinknoodles: Yes I am!
Episode 4
To clarify: Thinknoodles' IRL name is Justin.
-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
Jesse:That was weird
Olivia: Yeah
Lukas: Everything Feels Pretty Fast Now --- I said that pretty fast, didn't I?
Episode 3, when Ivor locks you in the Lybrary
Want a minecraft animation? just come and ask me! I'll do it for free!
Thanks to NovaPrimeXL for the avatar!
DanTDM's let's-play of Episode 1 part 2.
Jesse: Reuben? Reuben? Come here boy! (right after that) Hmm, I hear SOME pigs.
DanTDM: You do? I don't hear any pigs. I don't hear any pigs at all.
Jesse: Reu -
"There has been an awakening. Have you felt it?" - General Snoke
When you realize the Forge 1.9 installer has been released?!
[To compare: Forge 1.8 took a LONG time]
I support:
Possibly even more when I discover them
Oh, sorry, did the fact that this thread is in the Story Mode section not make it clear enough to you that this is for quotes from Minecraft: Story Mode?
-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
That quote is totally in Story mode. It's in the episode 5 pre-released super secret deluxe platinum limited collector's edition. I guess you just haven't played it yet.
Ha ha, very funny.
Imagine if it turned out to actually be in Story Mode.... I would rage.
-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
Note: Episode 5 quote.
"The Eversource... is it a chicken??!" - Milo
"There has been an awakening. Have you felt it?" - General Snoke
When you realize the Forge 1.9 installer has been released?!
[To compare: Forge 1.8 took a LONG time]
I support:
Possibly even more when I discover them
Jesse: Hi, Petra.
Petra: Who's "Petra?"
Episode 5 (If you haven't played the episode yet, don't worry, Petra's just messing with you.)
Axel: Hey! I wasn't scared!
Petra: No? Then who was it that was yelling,"Help me! Help me! The dispensers are trying to kill me!
Episode 5 (Still don't know how she knew that happened.)
Lukas: I guess I'll take off-
Petra: Nope! You're coming with. I need a buffer between me and Ivor!
Episode 5 (Excuses, excuses. Just kiss already, you two. You know you want to.)
"Okay, if you guys don't cool it, I'm gonna have to get out Lady Smackdown and Mistress Mayhem. And they're feeling feisty today."
-Petra, Episode 5
Yep, I still love everything that comes out of Petra's mouth.
-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
WARNING: All ep 5 quotes.
I love Stampy
Ivor: Yes, maybe we can do lunch together sometime, I'll bring the carrots!
(To Jesse, Episode 5)
Might not be exactly what he said, but close enough.
Edit:
Olivia: Why are you all working so hard? (Then kills tons of monsters with dispensers)
I'm almost completely inactive, in case you're trawling through really old threads and notice me somewhere.
My fav Ivor quotes in episode 5- Jesse: "You where surprisingly heavy." Ivor: "I am... The proportionate weight for my height. Thank you very much." Woman: "It's a fire hazard!"
Ivor: "And your face is an ugly hazard, so I suppose we're even." "Long live lava!" - when you spare his epic house. Ivor to Jesse: " Thank You, by the way for getting arrested with me. No one's ever done anything like that for me before. Jesse: Your Welcome. Ivor: Now go away! All this 'opening up' is making me grossly uncomfortable." (Ivor is such a Tunderse)
"But that clucking thing is what we came for!"
-Ivor, Episode 5
Ivor: Petra! Blonde guy! Are you two as excited about this as I am?
Petra: I'm not sure that's possible.
Ivor: What?
Lukas: She means that you seem to be super excited, Ivor.
Episode 5 (That part where Ivor calls Lukas "blonde guy" kills me.)
"I'm liking you better by the minute, Louie."
-Ivor, Episode 5
-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
I've got some:
(Ep 5)
Petra (in response to Aiden): You take that back. Lukas is ten times the guy you are. ...Nobody talks about our friends like that.
(I like how she stands up for him. Aiden was being a jerk.)
Jesse and Isa (while falling off the City): *scream and then eventually stop*
Thinknoodles: Oh? Tired of screaming guys?
Also, Petra says that quote if you go with Milo and stay silent when the members of Build Club are complaining about how Milo brought in outsiders.
Bonus quotes!
Random Build Club member: We have to turn them in before the guards break our door down!
Petra: Well, no. Let's not do that.
Episode 5
From a while back:
Lukas: It's not fooling anyone. At least not me.
Yogscast Hannah: Yeah, I know. But it's her secret. *beat* Oh, **** it. I don't care. I mean, I don't really want Ellie/Petra/Gortys to die.
(I don't know why I found this funny, but I did.)
"Wait, I know what he's going to say! He's getting old!"
-PopularMMOS, Episode 3 (When he was talking to Lukas in the wool world.)
-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
Jesse and Isa (while falling off the City): *scream and then eventually stop*
Thinknoodles: Oh? Tired of screaming guys? Yeah, that was funny. (<--This said something else before, right? I watch some youtubers, mostly for Story Mode.)
More Quotes!
(Ep 5)
Milo (At Build Club): You are one of us, Jesse!
Stacyplays: No, I'm better than you actually.
Jesse (after taking the speed potion): Gotta go fast!
bcos Sonic!
SO MANY QUOTES.
Oh, and here's another quote:
Pat: And then some really emotional stuff happened, I don't want to talk about it...
Jen: Yeah, let's not speak of it. It's too sad!
Pat: *does this weird cry that sounds like a cross between Reuben when he was dying and a ghast*
Episode 5 (sort of, they were summarizing the last episode)
-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
Episode 6 is finally out! We celebrate with more quotes!! ...so:
(Ep 6, if you fail to convince everyone that Lukas is innocent.)
In-game Stacy: I'm sorry Jesse, but... it just doesn't add up.
Cassie: I guess that means the most likely candidate is still Lukas.
Petra: No way. No. Way. I am not leaving here without him. So do you punks wanna do it the easy way... or the way where I punch all of you?
(Again, I like how she stands up for him. They were all being jerks.)
(Ep 6, reading the invitation.)
Jesse: Greetings, travelers!
[A horde of zombies shows up.]
Lukas: Yeah, that seems about right.
A
smallgradually growing selection of my favorites...(WARNING! SPOILERS!)
Episode 1:
"No-one will remember that." --Telltale Prompt
"Don't you know? You're supposed to dive into the water! Not land on top of it!" --Petra
"You made a lever?!?!?!" --Telltale Prompt
"I was drawn by the sound of Jesse's high-pitched screams." --Petra
"GIVE. ME BACK. MY PIG." --Jesse
"Aw, come on, dispenser faces. I thought we were friends!" --Axel
Axel: (to Jesse) Whatever decision you make, it's cool with me.
Olivia: (hopeful) Really?
Axel: As long as it's me.
Olivia: -__-
Episode 2:
"AXEL! THIS PLACE IS TOTALLY CRAZY!" --Jesse, in response to Axel's question of "So this is Boom Town! What do you think?"
"...But that's Future Nohr's problem. I bet Future Nohr is very successful." --Nohr
Magnus: ...That was just a warning!
Death Bowl spectator: What? A warning that you need glasses?
"Great. Now I'm going to need an assistant for my assistant." --Ellegaard, when Olivia faints
"I'm so close I can practically taste [the command block.] And it tastes like victory!" --Ellegaard
"Why did you bring the Queen of the Nerds with you?" --Magnus
"[Axel is] like a little puppy. You don't know whether you want to hug it or just walk away." --Magnus
Episode 3:
Jesse: Someone say something.
Lukas: Hamburger?
Olivia: Donkey?
Petra: Pants.
Axel: (faceplanted on the ground) Floor...
"It's like we're searching for a unicorn!" --Lukas
"I hope that one day, I'll love something as much as Soren seems to love stairs." --Axel
"Impressively bananapants!" --Lukas
"I am sorry about this, but...it has to look real. *K.O.'s Jesse*" --Soren
Soren's song about his Enderman friends
"I wasn't expecting so many houseguests! There's no way I have enough seashell soaps for all of them." --Soren
*Enderman suddenly teleports in front of Jesse and scares her*
Jesse: Aah!
Soren: Try not to die.
Jesse: *death glare*
Episode 4:
Jesse: The Witherstorm did something to [Gabriel.]
Gabriel: You mean that thing we just rode on?
Jesse. ...No. That was a horse.
"Are we there yet?" --Jesse (repeatedly)
"You know what they say: two potatoes are better than one. At least I think that's what they say." --Jesse
Olivia: [Lukas is] smart. I like having him around.
Jesse: And...(whispering)...he has excellent hair.
(Pause as Jesse and Olivia glance over at Lukas)
Olivia: He does have good hair, doesn't he?
"Reuben will be remembered..." --Telltale Prompt
Episode 5:
"You guys are trying way too hard. *activates redstone device that massacres the monsters*" --Olivia
"If you ask me, it seems like a good time for a...secret handshake!" --Axel
"Ivor, I know you mean well, but your house wants to kill people." --Petra
(Jesse falls through the portal and crashes into Ivor, nearly knocking him off the edge)
Jesse: Whoa! I gotcha. (grabs Ivor's arm and hauls him back onto the island) You are surprisingly heavy.
Ivor: I am...the proportionate weight...for my height! Thank you very much!
Episode 6:
"Jesse, c'mere. You've got...a girl's name. *dies*" --TorqueDawg
Ivor: [The portraits] are exquisite! Absolutely perfect!
Lukas: (turns away from his, which has a big red nose) Well, not all of them.
"Panicpanicpanicpanicpanicpanicpanicpanic!" --Stampy Cat
"I'm too cute to die!" --CassieRose
"[Out there?!] Where all the googlies are?!" --Stampy Cat
The entire outro sequence with CaptainSparkelz
Insulting people for their beliefs is not a good way of convincing them to adopt yours.
Fiction is just a game of make-believe recorded on paper or film. But that's what makes it so great.
Hipster Jesus liked you before you were cool.
Episode 6 quotes coming through! Mostly from YouTube because that's the source of everything funny.
"It can't have been Dan, because he was dying his hair!"
-PopularMMOS
Petra: Ugh. Not only is she the White Pumpkin, but she owns way, way too many cats!
Stacy (The IRL one, not the in-game one): No such thing.
"So do you punks want to do this the easy way, or the way where I punch all of you?"
-Petra
"Trying to get leverage?"
-Cassie Rose
"Guess you lacked leverage."
-Cassie Rose
"Cassie, you reused your pun. You can't do that."
-Me
"I'm too cute to die!"
-Cassie Rose
"Panicpanicpanicpanicpanic!"
-Stampy Cat
"More panicking! More panicking!"
-Stampy Cat
Dan: And there's no such thing as white pumpkins!
Stampy: Tell that to the white pumpkins hanging all over the place!
-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.