If not, I issue you a challenge. Make one, and send it to me.
Challenges are only really fun when the one who issued the challenge also participates. It's not like there aren't loads of resources and useful tutorials available to help you create your own entry in this "challenge".
So go get your own entry finished and I'll see about doing my own... which will be pointless because this is a request and not a "challenge" so I actually take umbrage at your tracing-paper-thin attempt at trying to trick someone into doing something that you could just do yourself with a few hours of reading and work.