Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Cube-Based Survival Testing Initiative, or ASCBSTI for short! You will be tested on how well you cope in a situation of extreme peril with no resources or supplies. Although some of the elements in this test may appear dangerous, no permanent harm can come to you. You will be placed in our self-contained Construction Facility where you will be free to roam around the landscape gathering and hunting as you so choose. We have made significant progress on this endeavor so far. Just look at some of the work we have accomplished:
Our talented team of nanobots can create the most lifelike landscapes without any of the ickiness of soil and mud!
In your travels you may find specially-prepared Aperture Science Resource Modules that contain special equipment to aid you in the test scenario. These come equipped with the latest-issue military androids to fend off intruders - but don't worry, they're specifically calibrated not to attack [SUBJECT NAME HERE].
But it's not all rigorous survival in the wilderness! There is an option to let your creative surges flow in the specially-prepared Aperture Science Creativity Mode where an army of nanodroids create cubes for you to build anything you desire, such as test chambers, without fear of expending resources.
The testing phase has begun. You may participate in an early version of the Initiative by clicking the link below this post that says ENROLL.
In your travels you may find specially-prepared Aperture Science Resource Modules that contain special equipment to aid you in the test scenario. These come equipped with the latest-issue military androids to fend off intruders - but don't worry, they're specifically calibrated not to attack [SUBJECT NAME HERE].
But it's not all rigorous survival in the wilderness! There is an option to let your creative surges flow in the specially-prepared Aperture Science Creativity Mode where an army of nanodroids create cubes for you to build anything you desire, such as test chambers, without fear of expending resources.
The testing phase has begun. You may participate in an early version of the Initiative by clicking the link below this post that says ENROLL.
Kan jag fa en kottbulle?
ENROLL
Kan jag fa en kottbulle?
Kan jag fa en kottbulle?
Kan jag fa en kottbulle?