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Jolicraft Mad Libs
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When I first saw Jolicraft, I thought to myself, "What a piece of ___(noun)___". But I decided to give it a ____(verb)___ anyways, and I'm glad I did.
I started a new survial world, and quickly noticed how all the ___(nouns)___ were ____(adjective)_____. I harvested some ____(minecraft material)____ and crafted a ___(noun)___, and I used it to ____(verb)____ my way across the land. Then I saw a gaggle of ___(minecraft mob)__. "This will be fun", I thought, as I ___(verb)___ed towards them. But I didn't see that big ravine! I fell way down into a pile of ___(noun)___ and died. "This isn't going so well", I thought, as I respawned. I vowed to turn my luck around. I decide to build a ___(adjective)___ ___(noun)___ to impress the nearby villagers. It took me all day and all night, and after fending off a brief ____(noun)____ attack my masterpiece was complete.
The villagers all gathered around and ___(verb)___ed to the music coming from my ___(noun)___. "Wow, what a ___(noun)___" I said aloud, and knew that Jolicraft would be the only texture pack I'd ever need... That is, until I discovered ___(lame texture pack)___.
When I first saw Jolicraft, I thought to myself, "What a piece of crap". But I decied to give it a whack anyways, and I'm glad I did.
I started a new survial world, and quickly noticed how all the flowers were prancing. I harvested some wood and crafted a bomb, and I used it to bounce my way across the land. Then I saw a gaggle of creepers. "This will be fun", I thought, as I floundered towards them. But I didn't see that big ravine! I fell way down into a pile of smiles and died. "This isn't going so well", I thought, as I respawned. I vowed to turn my luck around. I decide to build a 500000000000000000000000000 block cake to impress the nearby villagers. It took me all day and all night, and after fending off a brief sheep attack my masterpiece was complete.
The villagers all gathered around and waltzed to the music coming from my but. "Wow, what a joliparty" I said aloud, and knew that Jolicraft would be the only texture pack I'd ever need... That is, until I discovered lb realism.
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Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone sees it but only you feel its warmth.
When I first saw Jolicraft, I thought to myself, "What a piece of cake". But I decied to give it a jiggle anyways, and I'm glad I did.
I started a new survial world, and quickly noticed how all the pigs were dirty little ones. I harvested some gunpowder and crafted a tnt block, and I used it to frolic my way across the land. Then I saw a gaggle of creepers. "This will be fun", I thought, as I shifted towards them. But I didn't see that big ravine! I fell way down into a pile of lava and died. "This isn't going so well", I thought, as I respawned. I vowed to turn my luck around. I decide to build a creeper lovin dance house to impress the nearby villagers. It took me all day and all night, and after fending off a brief squid attack my masterpiece was complete.
The villagers all gathered around and bounced to the music coming from my pigs snout. "Wow, what a freaky little one" I said aloud, and knew that Jolicraft would be the only texture pack I'd ever need... That is, until I discovered default.
When I first saw Jolicraft, I thought to myself, "What a piece of trash". But I decided to give it a go anyways, and I'm glad I did.
I started a new survival world, and quickly noticed how all the pumpkins were shiny. I harvested some pumpkins and crafted a jack o' lantern, and I used it to light my way across the land. Then I saw a gaggle of creepers. "This will be fun", I thought, as I sneaked towards them. But I didn't see that big ravine! I fell way down into a pile of gravel and died. "This isn't going so well", I thought, as I respawned. I vowed to turn my luck around. I decide to build a huge shoe to impress the nearby villagers. It took me all day and all night, and after fending off a brief spider attack my masterpiece was complete.
The villagers all gathered around and danced to the music coming from my water source block. "Wow, what a cow" I said aloud, and knew that Jolicraft would be the only texture pack I'd ever need... That is, until I discovered Summerfields.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone sees it but only you feel its warmth.
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Fill it out and post your version (just one version plx). Any one that makes me laugh gets a raffle ticket.
When I first saw Jolicraft, I thought to myself, "What a piece of ___(noun)___". But I decided to give it a ____(verb)___ anyways, and I'm glad I did.
I started a new survial world, and quickly noticed how all the ___(nouns)___ were ____(adjective)_____. I harvested some ____(minecraft material)____ and crafted a ___(noun)___, and I used it to ____(verb)____ my way across the land. Then I saw a gaggle of ___(minecraft mob)__. "This will be fun", I thought, as I ___(verb)___ed towards them. But I didn't see that big ravine! I fell way down into a pile of ___(noun)___ and died. "This isn't going so well", I thought, as I respawned. I vowed to turn my luck around. I decide to build a ___(adjective)___ ___(noun)___ to impress the nearby villagers. It took me all day and all night, and after fending off a brief ____(noun)____ attack my masterpiece was complete.
The villagers all gathered around and ___(verb)___ed to the music coming from my ___(noun)___. "Wow, what a ___(noun)___" I said aloud, and knew that Jolicraft would be the only texture pack I'd ever need... That is, until I discovered ___(lame texture pack)___.
I started a new survial world, and quickly noticed how all the flowers were prancing. I harvested some wood and crafted a bomb, and I used it to bounce my way across the land. Then I saw a gaggle of creepers. "This will be fun", I thought, as I floundered towards them. But I didn't see that big ravine! I fell way down into a pile of smiles and died. "This isn't going so well", I thought, as I respawned. I vowed to turn my luck around. I decide to build a 500000000000000000000000000 block cake to impress the nearby villagers. It took me all day and all night, and after fending off a brief sheep attack my masterpiece was complete.
The villagers all gathered around and waltzed to the music coming from my but. "Wow, what a joliparty" I said aloud, and knew that Jolicraft would be the only texture pack I'd ever need... That is, until I discovered lb realism.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone sees it but only you feel its warmth.
When I first saw Jolicraft, I thought to myself, "What a piece of cake". But I decied to give it a jiggle anyways, and I'm glad I did.
I started a new survial world, and quickly noticed how all the pigs were dirty little ones. I harvested some gunpowder and crafted a tnt block, and I used it to frolic my way across the land. Then I saw a gaggle of creepers. "This will be fun", I thought, as I shifted towards them. But I didn't see that big ravine! I fell way down into a pile of lava and died. "This isn't going so well", I thought, as I respawned. I vowed to turn my luck around. I decide to build a creeper lovin dance house to impress the nearby villagers. It took me all day and all night, and after fending off a brief squid attack my masterpiece was complete.
The villagers all gathered around and bounced to the music coming from my pigs snout. "Wow, what a freaky little one" I said aloud, and knew that Jolicraft would be the only texture pack I'd ever need... That is, until I discovered default.
In 3 minutes I'm going to do the draw. I'll post a photo of the winner's ticket. Stay tuned.
I started a new survival world, and quickly noticed how all the pumpkins were shiny. I harvested some pumpkins and crafted a jack o' lantern, and I used it to light my way across the land. Then I saw a gaggle of creepers. "This will be fun", I thought, as I sneaked towards them. But I didn't see that big ravine! I fell way down into a pile of gravel and died. "This isn't going so well", I thought, as I respawned. I vowed to turn my luck around. I decide to build a huge shoe to impress the nearby villagers. It took me all day and all night, and after fending off a brief spider attack my masterpiece was complete.
The villagers all gathered around and danced to the music coming from my water source block. "Wow, what a cow" I said aloud, and knew that Jolicraft would be the only texture pack I'd ever need... That is, until I discovered Summerfields.
Judgement!