I can't seem to make it work in my server, I get the cristal ball, I have B:"Enable structure spawning?"=false so that users don't start creating towns all over the place, but when I find a village they are all normal MC villagers.??? it does works in Single player?
Some bonus dialog for people looking to change up the language file.
Average folks. I posted this earlier, perhaps unfinished. Here for completeness. I almost lost this bunch of words in a hard drive wipe, so posting here now. No new dialog for villager kids.
# 5 good chats when talking to an adult:
adult.chat.good1=Man, cookies and milk does sound delicious right now.
adult.chat.good2=Yes, I suppose the weather is nice today.
adult.chat.good3=I'm doing just fine\! Hit my toe when I woke up, though.
adult.chat.good4=An apple a day keeps the zombies away\!
adult.chat.good5=My dream is to build my own village, but I'm so lazy.
adult.chat.good6=I'm fine. How are you?
adult.chat.good7=I'm doing as well as possible.
adult.chat.good8=I'm trying really hard to avoid ambiguous questions at the moment.
adult.chat.good9=How are you?
adult.chat.good10=I could complain, but I'm not going to.
adult.chat.good11=I'm upright and still breathing.
adult.chat.good12=Better than yesterday, but not as good as I will be tomorrow\!
adult.chat.good14=Wondering how you are.
adult.chat.good15=Today is strange, and getting stranger.
adult.chat.good16=I'm endeavoring to persevere.
adult.chat.good17=How am I what?
adult.chat.good18=How do you think I am?
adult.chat.good19=Do you want the short version or the long one?
adult.chat.good20=Shhhhh. It's a secret.
adult.chat.good21=I'll let you know when I figure it out.
adult.chat.good22=I'm ready for tomorrow.
adult.chat.good23=I've been better.
adult.chat.good24=Trying to stay positive.
adult.chat.good25=Not my best day, but not my worst day, either.
adult.chat.good26=Let's just say less than super.
adult.chat.good27=I'm taking it easy.
adult.chat.good29=I don't know.
adult.chat.good30=Give me some bread or steak and I'll be fantastic\!
adult.chat.good31=Ready for a nap.
adult.chat.good32=Does it matter?
adult.chat.good33=Not in the mood to discuss it, but thanks for asking.
adult.chat.good34=Hold on, let me get the sleep out of my eyes.
adult.chat.good35=Same old, same old.
adult.chat.good36=Trying to come out on top.
adult.chat.good38=I'm trying to act like an adult about all of this.
adult.chat.good39=Instead of waking up on the wrong side of the bed, I think I woke up underneath it.
adult.chat.good40=Remembering to stay patient.
adult.chat.good41=I get an A for effort, right?
adult.chat.good42=I feel like crap\! Know any good dirty jokes to cheer me up?
adult.chat.good43=Appreciating the things I have.
adult.chat.good44=I'm getting there.
adult.chat.good45=Things are bound to get better, right?
adult.chat.good46=I'm not giving up, are you?
adult.chat.good47=I'm getting stronger.
adult.chat.good48=I'm learning to deal with it.
adult.chat.good49=Rolling with the punches.
adult.chat.good50=I'll keep you posted on my progress.
adult.chat.good51=I've seen better days.
adult.chat.good52=I feel like a zombie.
adult.chat.good53=Imagining myself on a beach far away.
adult.chat.good54=I'm doing the best I can.
adult.chat.good55=This is a beautiful day.
adult.chat.good56=My hair looks awesome, right?
adult.chat.good57=Want to help distract me by telling me about your day?
adult.chat.good58=I'm keeping busy.
adult.chat.good59=I'm glad to see you\! What's new?
adult.chat.good60=I understand what you're saying.
adult.chat.good61=Have you gotten lost recently?
adult.chat.good62=I'm still alive and somewhat healthy. What more can I ask for?
adult.chat.good64=I'll be fine as long as no one else messes up my day.
adult.chat.good65=I'm fantastic and feeling astonishingly glorious.
adult.chat.good66=I'm doing great and feeling splendidly superb.
adult.chat.good67=I'm happy to still be above ground and not hungering for brains.
adult.chat.good68=I'm feeling happier than ever\!
adult.chat.good69=So you say.
adult.chat.good70=I'm just golden today.
adult.chat.good71=I couldn't be better.
adult.chat.good72=I'm well and fine and good.
adult.chat.good73=I didn't see any tombstone with my name on it, so I must be doing reasonably well.
adult.chat.good74=I'm giddy today.
adult.chat.good75=I can't complain. Well, I can, but no one listens.
adult.chat.good76=I'm having a great day.
adult.chat.good77=I'm all worn out from doing so many things.
adult.chat.good78=I spent all day trying to cut down a tree. Would have been easier with an axe.
# 5 bad chats when talking to an adult:
adult.chat.bad1=Did you seriously just say that?
adult.chat.bad2=I don't believe it exploded on its own.
adult.chat.bad3=You know, you're not that cool.
adult.chat.bad5=You should be thrown in a dungeon\!
adult.chat.bad7=I'm trying to fit the good in with the bad. Today, you're the bad.
adult.chat.bad8=Wouldn't you like to know\!
adult.chat.bad9=If you value your life, be somewhere else.
adult.chat.bad10=Have you gotten lost recently? Why don't you try again.
adult.chat.bad11=Excuse me for a moment, I need to talk to someone else.
adult.chat.bad12=Please go away.
adult.chat.bad13=You don't say?
adult.chat.bad14=I understand what you're saying, I just don't care.
adult.chat.bad15=I don't want to think about it.
adult.chat.bad16=If I throw a stick, will you leave?
adult.chat.bad17=Didn't I tell you? That's because its none of your business.
adult.chat.bad18=Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?
adult.chat.bad19=I'm not your enemy, I just don't like you.
adult.chat.bad20=I would like to insult you, but sadly you wouldn't understand.
adult.chat.bad21=Can you do me a favor? Go away.
adult.chat.bad22=In need of some peace and quiet.
adult.chat.bad23=Get back to me on that.
adult.chat.bad24=You can't know pleasure without pain, right?
adult.chat.bad25=On a scale of one to punching you in the face, where do you think I'm at?
adult.chat.bad26=Who wants to know?
# 5 good jokes when talking to an adult:
adult.joke.good1=Haha\! Serves that Skelly right\!
adult.joke.good2=*Laughs* That's hilarious\!
adult.joke.good3=That's funny\! Did you hear the one about the cows?
adult.joke.good4=Unfortunate for the sheep to lose its wool, but funny\!
adult.joke.good5=That's the best I have ever heard\!
# 5 bad jokes when talking to an adult:
adult.joke.bad1=Don't speak about my pig like that\!
adult.joke.bad3=Ah, you're not the funniest in town.
adult.joke.bad5=You shouldn't joke about that.
# 5 good handshakes when talking to an adult:
adult.handshake.good1=You have a nice grip\!
adult.handshake.good2=Your grip shows me you have great power\!
adult.handshake.good3=Wow, you're so polite\!
adult.handshake.good5=Why, hello there\!
# 5 bad handshakes when talking to an adult:
adult.handshake.bad1=Seriously? After you slaughtered the cow?
adult.handshake.bad2=Um, no that's okay.
adult.handshake.bad3=I'm not a stranger, you don't have to be so polite.
adult.handshake.bad4=Wow really? This isn't like you.
# 5 good stories when talking to an adult:
adult.tellstory.good1=Really? I can't believe that all happened\!
adult.tellstory.good2=I wish I was brave enough to take on a creeper.
adult.tellstory.good3=That was a really good story\! Is it original?
adult.tellstory.good4=All of that happened yesterday? No way\!
adult.tellstory.good5=I was near there yesterday, I can't believe I didn't hear this already.
adult.tellstory.good6=I'm glad you can see the humor in it.
adult.tellstory.good7=Hold onto those stories, %PlayerName%.
adult.tellstory.good8=You know, being able to tell a good story is important.
adult.tellstory.good9=Now, aren't you glad you admitted to that?
adult.tellstory.good10=That sounds like a chapter in a book waiting to be written.
adult.tellstory.good11=Getting people to play nice together is always hard.
adult.tellstory.good12=If you want a happy ending, pick a good time to stop.
adult.tellstory.good13=Life wouldn't be much fun without your stories.
adult.tellstory.good14=Sounds like you had quite an adventure.
adult.tellstory.good15=I know, nothing is ever as black and white as it seems.
adult.tellstory.good16=That was timeless\!
adult.tellstory.good17=I see my life as a great success story. I hope it ends well.
adult.tellstory.good18=I think everyone has a story to tell.
adult.tellstory.good19=I love listening to your stories\!
adult.tellstory.good20=Isn't life so full of surprises?
adult.tellstory.good21=Wow, I had no idea what was really going on\!
adult.tellstory.good22=I appreciate your honesty.
adult.tellstory.good23=You're a very good story teller.
adult.tellstory.good24=I like your stories because I know they're true.
adult.tellstory.good25=I don't think there's anything worth risking your life for.
adult.tellstory.good26=Was it worth the risk?
adult.tellstory.good27=That story was hilarious\!
adult.tellstory.good28=Yeah, I have that problem when I see shiny things too.
adult.tellstory.good29=That sounds like an interesting place.
adult.tellstory.good30=What a compelling story\!
adult.tellstory.good31=Sometimes I wish I could look back at my life and get a story out of it.
adult.tellstory.good32=This story is some pretty good stuff.
adult.tellstory.good33=I'm glad you've found a purpose in this crazy world.
adult.tellstory.good34=You always have a funny story to tell.
adult.tellstory.good35=Stories are everywhere, but yours are the best.
adult.tellstory.good36=You can't win them all.
adult.tellstory.good37=Eh, you win some you lose some.
adult.tellstory.good38=I'll leave that up to your imagination.
# 5 bad stories when talking to an adult:
adult.tellstory.bad1=*Ahem* That's my mother you're talking about.
adult.tellstory.bad2=This is why everyone talks about you.
adult.tellstory.bad3=I don't get it...
adult.tellstory.bad4=You're terrible\! Creepers have feelings too\!
adult.tellstory.bad5=How could you kill a poor sheep?\!
adult.tellstory.bad6=Did you mistake me for someone who cares?
adult.tellstory.bad7=If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I will happily to do it for you.
adult.tellstory.bad8=Frankly, that's too much.
adult.tellstory.bad9=That's a complete lie. Did you really think I would buy that?
adult.tellstory.bad10=I won't judge you for that because I know it's all a lie.
adult.tellstory.bad11=I don't think you're the right person to tell that story.
adult.tellstory.bad12=Story telling is not one of your strong points.
adult.tellstory.bad13=I wouldn't spread that around if I were you.
adult.tellstory.bad14=Is it over yet?
adult.tellstory.bad15=I have no plans to find out if that is true.
adult.tellstory.bad16=Who are you trying to impress?
adult.tellstory.bad17=Don't share those stories with children\! You'll give them nightmares.
adult.tellstory.bad18=How did you know what we were up to? Nobody was supposed to know.
adult.tellstory.bad19=If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
adult.tellstory.bad20=Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.
# 5 good flirts when talking to an adult:
adult.flirt.good1=You're sooo brave\!
adult.flirt.good2=Oh, you\! Stop being so cute\!
adult.flirt.good3=*Blushes* Do you mean it?
adult.flirt.good5=That was so adorable\! You had me at "hello"\!
adult.flirt.good6=I just want to say, I love your eyes.
adult.flirt.good7=Wow, do you want to hang out later?
adult.flirt.good8=Has anyone ever told you that you have the best smile?
adult.flirt.good9=I'm totally into that.
adult.flirt.good10=I'm thinking maybe we're meant for each other. You?
adult.flirt.good11=Maybe this was meant to be.
adult.flirt.good12=Would you like to get together sometime?
adult.flirt.good13=You're so dreamy.
adult.flirt.good14=Thanks for the complement\!
adult.flirt.good16=Are you for sale? I have an emerald.
# 5 bad flirts when talking to an adult:
adult.flirt.bad1=If you mean that, then prove it.
adult.flirt.bad2=Aw.... Wait, you told the baker the same thing\!
adult.flirt.bad3=Not in a million years.
adult.flirt.bad5=A zombie has a better chance than you.
adult.flirt.bad7=I'm really flattered, but not interested.
adult.flirt.bad8=No thank you.
adult.flirt.bad9=I'm seeing someone else.
adult.flirt.bad10=Has anyone ever told you that you look like a creeper?
adult.flirt.bad11=I'm thinking maybe you're meant for somebody else.
adult.flirt.bad12=I'm really not into that.
adult.flirt.bad13=Cute. No thanks.
adult.flirt.bad14=Yeah, you're not really my type.
adult.flirt.bad15=Sorry, not interested.
adult.flirt.bad16=Appreciate the complement, but I'll pass.
adult.flirt.bad18=*laughs* Get lost\!
adult.flirt.bad19=In your dreams.
# 5 good hugs when talking to an adult:
adult.hug.good1=Long time no see\!
adult.hug.good2=Thank you, I needed that.
adult.hug.good3=At least one thing made my day today.
adult.hug.good4=You're as snuggly as a sheep\!
adult.hug.good5=I'm always available for hugs\!
adult.hug.good6=This makes everything that happened in my day melt away...
adult.hug.good7=Where I come from, if someone gives you a hug it is from the heart.
adult.hug.good8=That was a good, strong hug\!
adult.hug.good9=I love hugging people.
# 5 bad hugs when talking to an adult:
adult.hug.bad1=You're covered in soot and mud\!
adult.hug.bad4=After you called me a dinosaur last week? No.
adult.hug.bad5=Quite frankly, you don't deserve a hug after you did that.
adult.hug.bad6=I would prefer that we just shake hands.
adult.hug.bad7=If you touch me, I'm going to stab you in the eye.
adult.hug.bad8=How about a handshake instead?
adult.hug.bad9=I'm feeling sick, you don't want to touch me.
adult.hug.bad10=I'm not much of a hugger.
adult.hug.bad11=Halt\! Go no further.
adult.hug.bad12=Where I'm from, we don't hug.
adult.hug.bad13=Sorry, I was just trying to get around you.
adult.hug.bad15=No thank you.
adult.hug.bad16=I don't hug.
adult.hug.bad17=Don't even think about it.
adult.hug.bad19=Do you want to die?
# 5 good kisses when talking to an adult:
adult.kiss.good1=I wish this moment would last forever.
adult.kiss.good2=I think I love you...
adult.kiss.good3=Mmm, tastes like pumpkin pie\!
adult.kiss.good4=Mmmm, that was nice.
adult.kiss.good5=I like the way you kiss.
adult.kiss.good6=The curse has been lifted\!
adult.kiss.good7=I can't believe that just happened... Can we make it happen again?
adult.kiss.good8=That was really nice.
adult.kiss.good9=Can we do that again?
adult.kiss.good11=I'm glad you did that, because if you didn't, I was going to have to.
adult.kiss.good12=I feel dizzy all of the sudden.
adult.kiss.good13=I've been looking forward to that.
adult.kiss.good14=I could kiss you for hours.
adult.kiss.good15=I was hoping that would happen.
adult.kiss.good16=You're a good kisser.
# 5 bad kisses when talking to an adult:
adult.kiss.bad1=Not if someone can see.
adult.kiss.bad2=You call that a kiss?
adult.kiss.bad3=I might want to be friends, but nothing more.
adult.kiss.bad4=Two words... breath mints\!
adult.kiss.bad5=I don't like you and never will.
adult.kiss.bad6=I'm not that interested.
adult.kiss.bad7=I'm not interested in you.
adult.kiss.bad8=I just want to be friends.
adult.kiss.bad9=I wasn't looking to go that way.
adult.kiss.bad11=Don't go there.
adult.kiss.bad12=This has been a good day so far, don't ruin it.
adult.kiss.bad13=Maybe I should just avoid you.
adult.kiss.bad14=I wish you would get the point.
adult.greeting1=Why, hello there\!
adult.greeting2=Hey\! How are you today?
adult.greeting3=Hey, good to see you\!
adult.greeting4=What's going on with you today?
adult.greeting5=How are you today?
adult.greeting6=May you live long and prosper\!
adult.greeting9=How is it going?
adult.greeting10=How are you doing?
adult.greeting11=How is your day going?
adult.greeting12=How do you do?
adult.greeting16=Isn't this a beautiful day?
adult.greeting17=What's your story?
adult.greeting18=What are you up to?
Parents. They love to tell jokes and give advice.
# 5 good chats when talking to a parent:
parent.chat.good1=I'm fine, and how are you, dear?
parent.chat.good2=How about the two of us hang out together for a bit?
parent.chat.good3=You make me so proud\!
parent.chat.good4=How sweet\! What happened to you, you're never kind\! *Laughs*
parent.chat.good5=That reminds me of when you were a lil' tot\!
parent.chat.good6=I believe in you.
parent.chat.good7=Never give up, "%PlayerName%".
parent.chat.good8=Practice is how we learn.
parent.chat.good9=Always remember to think before you speak.
parent.chat.good10=If you're going to be truly free, you need to learn how to let go.
parent.chat.good11=Remember to use your heart in dealing with others.
parent.chat.good12=Use your head when dealing with difficult situations.
parent.chat.good13=Use your head before you use your tools. Just not on the rocks.
parent.chat.good14=Live your life as if you're going to die today.
parent.chat.good15=Do all the good that you can everywhere that you can.
parent.chat.good16=The past is behind you. Learn from it.
parent.chat.good17=Remember to prepare for your future.
parent.chat.good18=Do the work that you enjoy.
parent.chat.good19=Don't complain about things. Change them.
parent.chat.good20=Pursue your passions and never stop trying, then see how far you'll go.
parent.chat.good21=Follow your vision.
parent.chat.good22=Life will be more enjoyable if you have objectives. Make sure you set goals/!
parent.chat.good23=You're capable of great things.
parent.chat.good24=Never mine straight up or down.
parent.chat.good25=Make sure you have a good system if you're going to be exploring caves, otherwise you can get lost. Believe me, I've been there.
parent.chat.good26=Always wear armor when you go out.
parent.chat.good27=If you're confronted by enemies, try making a wall to keep them out.
parent.chat.good28=You can never have enough arrows.
parent.chat.good29=Don't carry all of your valuables when you go out. They have a way of getting lost.
parent.chat.good30=Listen intently to what's happening around you.
parent.chat.good31=Make sure you always have your tools and, if necessary, your weapon within easy reach.
parent.chat.good32=You can never have too many torches if you're going underground. Make sure you have the means to make more.
parent.chat.good33=If you have resources that you can sustain without going out, they'll be safe resources.
parent.chat.good34=Carry some wooden logs with you. They can be made into whatever you need, and they pack efficiently.
parent.chat.good35=If you mine, make sure the main passages are distinct from the side passages so you can find your way back out.
parent.chat.good36=Remember, spiders can't climb upside down.
parent.chat.good37=Have you built anything impressive lately?
parent.chat.good38=I've seen some incredible constructions over the years. I bet you could build one of those, too/!
parent.chat.good39=If you've never made a mistake, you've never tried anything new.
parent.chat.good40=If you plan to jump from someplace high, make sure there is water below you.
parent.chat.good41=Falling down a waterfall is a lot safer than just falling off a cliff.
parent.chat.good42=If you sprint and jump at the same time, you'll go faster than if you're just sprinting/!
parent.chat.good43=Having a bucket of water handy will save you if you ever fall into a pool of lava.
parent.chat.good44=Give your boat a push before you hop into it, you'll go faster/!
parent.chat.good45=Use silk touch tools to get the most out of your glowstone - if you even know what that is/!
parent.chat.good46=Sand and gravel are no match for torches and saplings/! That sounds like weird advice, I know.
parent.chat.good47=If you come across a Wither, keep it in a confined space/!
parent.chat.good48=Use flint and steel if you ever encounter any silverfish.
parent.chat.good49=If you need to mow your lawn or clean some cobwebs, a bucket of water is the best tool/!
parent.chat.good50=Have you ever tried hopping on lily pads?
parent.chat.good51=If you can create an air pocket while underwater, you won't drown/!
parent.chat.good52=If you get attacked by an Enderman, aim for their feet/!
parent.chat.good53=Keep your weapons and tools in good shape by aiming them carefully.
parent.chat.good54=If you see a fireball coming your way, send it back where it came from. Or just run/!
parent.chat.good55=There are no monsters at night in the mushroom regions.
parent.chat.good56=Oak trees will grow side by side. Other trees need their space.
parent.chat.good57=Did you know that Endermen won't bother you if you wear a pumpkin on your head?
parent.chat.good58=Explosives don't hurt anything if they explode underwater.
parent.chat.good59=You should always take an extra chest with you, or at least the means to make one.
parent.chat.good60=My father always told me, don't mine at night.
parent.chat.good61=If you turn around and find yourself confronted by a creeper, punch it in the face before running for your life/!
parent.chat.good62=Have you ever tried just living peacefully?
parent.chat.good63=If you're going to build a house, you should make something original and fun.
parent.chat.good64=Always have torches, no matter what.
parent.chat.good65=When you go adventuring, make sure you keep an eye out for landmarks, and always watch the sun and moon/!
parent.chat.good66=If you build a tree house, make sure you have a way to find it again.
parent.chat.good67=Never climb into a cannon that is about to fire.
parent.chat.good68=Always bring extra tools. You will probably need them.
parent.chat.good69=If you start a mine from your basement, it will be easy to get to.
# 5 bad chats when talking to a parent:
parent.chat.bad1=You're never too old for spankings, smarty pants.
parent.chat.bad2=Watch your mouth. That's not the way I raised you.
parent.chat.bad3=This is why your sister was my favorite.
parent.chat.bad4=Why are you not a doctor, yet?
parent.chat.bad5=I had a diamond sword for you but now you're not getting it\!
parent.chat.bad6=Don't talk to me.
parent.chat.bad7=Leave me alone/!
parent.chat.bad8=No one wants a kid like you.
parent.chat.bad9=You can't do that/!
parent.chat.bad10=You know better than that/!
parent.chat.bad11=I was bad at that too. You must take after me.
parent.chat.bad12=I'm so ashamed of you.
parent.chat.bad13=I'm disappointed in you.
parent.chat.bad14=I don't have time for this right now.
parent.chat.bad15=I don't think you can do it.
parent.chat.bad16=I've seen some incredible constructions over the years. It's too bad you can't build something like that.
parent.chat.bad17=I don't ever want to have more kids.
parent.chat.bad18=You never visit anymore.
parent.chat.bad19=I know you can try harder.
parent.chat.bad20=Why can't you be good for a change?
parent.chat.bad21=I'll be surprised if you ever amount to anything.
parent.chat.bad22=You must be stupid.
# 5 good jokes when talking to a parent:
parent.joke.good1=You get your humor from me\!*Laughs*
parent.joke.good2=You fill my day with laughter and joy\!
parent.joke.good3=I needed that laugh\!
parent.joke.good4=When did you become a comedian? That's hilarious\!
parent.joke.good5=I tripped and fell down a cliff the other day. I'm glad I was at the bottom.
parent.joke.good6=Did you hear what the pirate said when he turned eighty? Aye matey.
parent.joke.good7=What's the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear.
parent.joke.good8=If there's no holes in your boots then how did you get your feet in them?
parent.joke.good9=Where did the creeper go after the explosion? Everywhere/!
parent.joke.good10=I counted the cows in the field. I found eight of them. But when I rounded them up there were ten/!
parent.joke.good11=I wish that I had listened to what my mother told me. I just don't know what that was because I wasn't listening.
parent.joke.good12=You know why you never see creepers hiding in the trees? Because they're really good at it.
parent.joke.good13=I want to take up cleaning mirrors. I can really see myself doing that.
parent.joke.good14=You know what's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
parent.joke.good15=You know what's black and smells like wool? Black wool.
parent.joke.good16=I'm told that women who are overweight live longer than men who talk about it.
parent.joke.good17=I hear emeralds talk, but mine only ever say goodbye.
parent.joke.good18=If I had an emerald for everyone who found me unattractive, eventually they'd find me attractive.
parent.joke.good19=I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
parent.joke.good20=I used to be very decisive. I think I still am.
parent.joke.good21=I love picking arguments with people when they have hiccups.
parent.joke.good22=Never laugh at your spouse's decisions, because you were one of them/!
parent.joke.good23=The secret to success is not to tell people your secrets.
parent.joke.good24=Take my advice, because I haven't been using it/!
parent.joke.good25=Regular naps prevent you from looking older, especially if you take them in dark caves.
parent.joke.good26=I'm great at making people laugh, which would be better if I were trying to be funny.
# 5 bad jokes when talking to a parent:
parent.joke.bad2=You're my kid so I have to laugh... but it isn't funny.
parent.joke.bad3=You were a beautiful baby until you were born.
parent.joke.bad4=No offense, but that was bad.
parent.joke.bad5=No one ever told us you were the funny one, that's for sure.
parent.joke.bad6=You're not getting fat, just easier to see.
parent.joke.bad7=You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school they tried to throw you away.
parent.joke.bad8=I don't think you're acting stupid, I'm sure it's real.
parent.joke.bad9=Your face looks like it caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a brick.
parent.joke.bad10=I don't think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck with thinking.
parent.joke.bad11=I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it works well.
parent.joke.bad12=If you keep talking, someday you might say something intelligent.
parent.joke.bad13=If you want to lose weight and look better, cut off your head/!
parent.joke.bad14=I like you. People say I have bad taste, but I like you.
parent.joke.bad15=Why didn't you ever run away from home like we asked you to?
parent.joke.bad16=You're an amazing comedian. When you actually manage to say something funny, we're all amazed.
parent.joke.bad17=I know you're not as stupid as you look. That's not possible.
# 5 good handshakes when talking to a parent:
parent.handshake.good1=It's good to see that we raised a polite child\!
parent.handshake.good2=How civil\! We've tought you well.
parent.handshake.good3=Good to see you again\!
parent.handshake.good4=How have you been?
parent.handshake.good5=That's a nice, firm handshake you've got there.
# 5 bad handshakes when talking to a parent:
parent.handshake.bad1=If only you were this polite at family reunions.
parent.handshake.bad2=What's with the formality?
parent.handshake.bad3=You'll shake my hand but not hug me?
parent.handshake.bad4=Are you embarrassed to be seen with me, or something?
parent.handshake.bad5=I never realized how weak you were.
# 5 good stories when talking to a parent:
parent.tellstory.good1=After that you took off your diaper and threw it on the priest\!
parent.tellstory.good2=You handled that so well.
parent.tellstory.good3=That was so courageous/!
parent.tellstory.good4=I missed you, but I'm glad you were having a good time.
parent.tellstory.good5=Is the house done, yet?
parent.tellstory.good6=If you keep doing what you do, you'll keep getting what you get.
parent.tellstory.good7=Every expert started out as a beginner.
parent.tellstory.good8=I'm glad you're sticking with it. Failure is not an option.
parent.tellstory.good9=We all learn from our mistakes.
parent.tellstory.good10=Don't do anything that will get you killed.
parent.tellstory.good11=If you find yourself in a deep hole, stop digging.
parent.tellstory.good12=You should invite someone to go with you.
parent.tellstory.good13=That must have been a long and lonely journey.
parent.tellstory.good14=I'm proud of you. Even if you didn't do such a great job, I'm still proud of you.
parent.tellstory.good15=I believe you.
parent.tellstory.good16=That was a very wise choice.
parent.tellstory.good17=I had no idea that you could do that/! I'm impressed/!
# 5 bad stories when talking to a parent:
parent.tellstory.bad1=I wish you were little again, this story depresses me.
parent.tellstory.bad2=Don't you do that again\! Wolves are nothing to play with\!
parent.tellstory.bad3=You stole my earrings?\!
parent.tellstory.bad4=We all know you can't be a successful miner.
parent.tellstory.bad5=You're not the brightest lightbulb in the room...
parent.tellstory.bad6=You should set a better example for the others.
parent.tellstory.bad7=Why can't you do anything right?
parent.tellstory.bad8=That's what you get for not listening.
parent.tellstory.bad9=Next time you should let me do it for you.
parent.tellstory.bad10=You shouldn't be doing that.
parent.tellstory.bad11=Good kids don't do things like that.
parent.tellstory.bad12=You've always been a disappointment, so I'm not surprised.
parent.tellstory.bad13=Well that was a bonehead thing to do/!
parent.tellstory.bad14=Aren't you getting a bit out of control?
parent.tellstory.bad15=Just try to be here on time next time.
parent.tellstory.bad16=I told you that waiting until the last minute was a mistake.
parent.tellstory.bad17=You might get hurt doing that/!
parent.tellstory.bad18=I didn't say it was your fault, I said I'm blaming you.
parent.tellstory.bad19=You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
parent.tellstory.bad20=Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
# 5 good hugs when talking to a parent:
parent.hug.good1=You've grown so much\!
parent.hug.good2=I remember hugging you each night before bed.
parent.hug.good3=Sweet child of mine\!
parent.hug.good4=You never let me down\!
parent.hug.good5=You're the best child a parent could ask for\!
parent.hug.good6=Don't worry, you are safe and loved.
parent.hug.good7=You know this makes you the best kid, right?
# 5 bad hugs when talking to a parent:
parent.hug.bad1=I'm not mad, I'm disappointed.
parent.hug.bad2=Sucking up? Get your own cake mix\!
parent.hug.bad3=Why don't we hug like this more often? Are you embarrassed?
parent.hug.bad4=Not until you wash off.
parent.hug.bad5=After you told me that? No way.
Your Children. Kids say the darnedest things
# 5 good chats when talking to a child WHO IS YOUR OWN:
childp.chat.good1=Oh, I was just going to go explorin' later.
childp.chat.good2=Can we go camping? Please?\!
childp.chat.good3=Hi, can you make me a cake?
childp.chat.good4=Can I have my own room away from our house? That would be cool\!
childp.chat.good5=Let's move into a cave\! That sounds so fun\!
childp.chat.good6=Help, I can't see my eyes\!
childp.chat.good7=I'm told zombies eat brains because they don't like carrots. I don't like carrots either.
childp.chat.good8=I tried my first carrot the other day. Now my life is ruined.
childp.chat.good9=Don't worry %ParentTitle%, I love you and would never kill you.
childp.chat.good10=I need new clothes, I grew out of yours.
childp.chat.good11=I only want to eat steak from now on.
childp.chat.good12=Do you remember that time we died?
childp.chat.good13=I have a list of things that I want you to buy for me.
childp.chat.good14=I'm captain %Name%, the pirate\! Arrg\!
childp.chat.good15=I want to be an adult when I grow up.
childp.chat.good16=I was watching the chickens play with the ball.
childp.chat.good17=We're not having cold slop for dinner again, are we?
childp.chat.good18=If I could make milk like a cow, would you drink it?
childp.chat.good19=I'm told if it moves, I should whack it with a stick.
childp.chat.good20=I think I'm getting old.
childp.chat.good21=I think I need a new %ParentOpposite%.
childp.chat.good22=I need sugar\!\!\!
childp.chat.good23=%ParentTitle%, this is not a joke. I'm absolutely serious. I need cake.
childp.chat.good24=I wish you were my age so you could be my kid.
childp.chat.good25=I feel bad for all the pigs that have died.
childp.chat.good26=How can you kill a zombie if they're already dead?
childp.chat.good27=Ow\! I poked myself in the eye\!
childp.chat.good28=You don't like potatoes? I don't like potatoes, too\!
childp.chat.good29=You have a big, giant head.
childp.chat.good30=I get dirty because I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
childp.chat.good31=When I get married, I only want to have one kid. Then I'll always know who did it.
childp.chat.good32=We should get some TNT and blow something up.
childp.chat.good33=I want to build a boat and go travel the ocean.
childp.chat.good34=I'm thinking about building my own castle. Want to help?
childp.chat.good35=I want to build my own house.
childp.chat.good36=I think it would be fun to build a really huge farm someday.
childp.chat.good37=I want to build a tower to the sky\!
childp.chat.good38=Do you like animals? I would like to have an animal farm.
childp.chat.good39=Some day, I'm going to rule a great big city\!
childp.chat.good40=We should get some horses and make an obstacle course.
childp.chat.good41=Have you ever tried to build a house underwater?
childp.chat.good42=What's the tallest mountain you ever climbed?
childp.chat.good43=Have you ever gone on any adventures?
childp.chat.good44=What would it take to make a rollercoaster?
childp.chat.good45=Do you know what a tree house is?
childp.chat.good46=Lets go destroy a village\!
childp.chat.good47=What happens if you try to dig straight down?
childp.chat.good48=I want to go explore a cave.
childp.chat.good49=How far down have you gone?
childp.chat.good50=What's an ender dragon?
childp.chat.good51=Do you have any diamonds? Can I have one?
childp.chat.good52=We should have an archery competition.
childp.chat.good53=Can we go on a massive expedition together and get lost?
childp.chat.good54=Lets go fishing\!
childp.chat.good55=Can we build a water slide?
childp.chat.good56=I want to learn how to make music.
childp.chat.good57=I can't wait to build my dream house\!
childp.chat.good58=I want to ride a pig.
childp.chat.good59=Have you ever tamed a wolf?
childp.chat.good60=What's under the sand in the desert?
childp.chat.good61=Do you have any music discs?
childp.chat.good62=I want a house cat.
# 5 bad chats when talking to an playerchild:
childp.chat.bad1=%ParentOpposite% talks about them a lot...
childp.chat.bad2=I don't think %ParentOpposite% would like that very much.
childp.chat.bad3=If you send me out to get firewood, I'll probably die.
childp.chat.bad4=I want a new daddy.
childp.chat.bad5=I don't want a baby sister.
childp.chat.bad6=I don't tell you how to run your life.
childp.chat.bad7=I hate you\!
childp.chat.bad8=You just don't understand\!
childp.chat.bad9=Why are you so unfair?
childp.chat.bad10=You can't tell me what to do\!
childp.chat.bad11=Just leave me alone\!
childp.chat.bad12=I don't care what you think, I'm going to do it anyway\!
childp.chat.bad13=I'm not doing anything...
childp.chat.bad14=Thanks for nothing\!
childp.chat.bad15=You don't have any friends, do you?
childp.chat.bad16=Silence, you peasant\!
childp.chat.bad17=Quiet, I can't hear my imagination\!
childp.chat.bad18=I hope you're not going to sing again.
childp.chat.bad19=I think it would be better for both of us if we didn't have this conversation.
childp.chat.bad20=I am going crazy.
childp.chat.bad21=What are those things on your face?
childp.chat.bad22=%ParentTitle%, I don't like you anymore.
childp.chat.bad23=I understand that you like to sleep at night, but I don't.
childp.chat.bad24=I think you're more likely to die than me.
# 5 good jokes when talking to an playerchild:
childp.joke.good1=*Laughs* Tell that one again\!
childp.joke.good2=I've got to tell my friend that one\!
childp.joke.good3=How did the creeper explode?\!
childp.joke.good4=*Laughs*Why is there no longer 3 of them?
childp.joke.good5=*Laughs* ... *Laughs*... *Laughs*
# 5 bad jokes when talking to an playerchild:
childp.joke.bad1=%ParentOpposite% said you were funny, though...
childp.joke.bad2=I like knock knock jokes better.
childp.joke.bad3=I don't get it, that was dumb.
childp.joke.bad4=Stop that, it's not funny.
childp.joke.bad5=I'd rather have cake.
childp.joke.bad6=You'd better do something with your face. It doesn't look right.
childp.joke.bad7=Oh knock it off.
childp.joke.bad8=Stop that, it's not funny.
# 5 good handshakes when talking to an playerchild:
childp.handshake.good1=Why do I need to learn this stuff?
childp.handshake.good2=%ParentOpposite% said that this is a polite thing to do.
childp.handshake.good3=I'm gonna be just like you when I grow up\!
childp.handshake.good4=Can I have cake now?
childp.handshake.good5=I don't get it, but okay\!
childp.handshake.good6=Good. Now think about your life.
# 5 bad handshakes when talking to an playerchild:
childp.handshake.bad1=I spit on my hand.
childp.handshake.bad2=You're such an old person.
childp.handshake.bad3=Only losers shake hands.
childp.handshake.bad4=I'll shake your hand if you give me cake.
childp.handshake.bad5=No, you'll slip and hit me.
# 5 good stories when talking to an playerchild:
childp.tellstory.good1=%ParentOpposite% really did that?\! What happened to their clothes?
childp.tellstory.good2=I want to explore a cave, too\! Let's go\!
childp.tellstory.good3=One day I'll kill more creepers than you\!
childp.tellstory.good4=Oh, oh, oh\! Can we climb a tree, too?\!
childp.tellstory.good5=Did the lava hurt?
childp.tellstory.good6=Wow, %ParentOpposite% did that too\!
# 5 bad stories when talking to an playerchild:
childp.tellstory.bad1=I don't want to hear about grandma.
childp.tellstory.bad2=You always say that. I just want a pet.
childp.tellstory.bad3=%ParentOpposite% has been lying to you, too.
childp.tellstory.bad4=You said you didn't eat the cake and cookies...
childp.tellstory.bad5=Someone said you were a bad person, and I believe them\!
childp.tellstory.bad6=I don't need your advice\!
childp.tellstory.bad7=How was that trip? I bet it was no fun because you left me at home. So unfair.
childp.tellstory.bad8=You aren't having hallucinations, are you?
childp.tellstory.bad9=Who are you talking about?
childp.tellstory.bad10=When is this going to end?
childp.tellstory.bad11=You big sissy.
childp.tellstory.bad12=I knew this would end badly.
# 5 good hugs when talking to an playerchild:
childp.hug.good1=*Kisses* You're the best ever\!
childp.hug.good2=I'm going to be as strong as you are one day\!
childp.hug.good3=Why doesn't %ParentOpposite% hug anymore?
childp.hug.good4=I love hugs\! You're soft and warm\!
childp.hug.good5=You should hug %ParentOpposite% too\!
childp.hug.good6=%ParentTitle%, you smell like home.
# 5 bad hugs when talking to an playerchild:
childp.hug.bad1=I'm too old for hugs\!
childp.hug.bad2=Stop it\! I don't want people to see\!
childp.hug.bad3=Go away, you're so annoying\!
childp.hug.bad4=Just leave me alone or give me some cookies\!
childp.hug.bad5=Can we do this later?
childp.hug.bad7=That wasn't supposed to happen.
childp.hug.bad8=You smell funny.
childp.hug.bad9=Don't touch me I smell bad.
childp.hug.bad10=I don't need a hug, I need cake\!
childp.greeting2=Hey, what's going on?
childp.greeting3=What are you doing?
childp.greeting4=Where are you going?
Your Spouse. Lots of interesting conversations here.
# 5 good chats when talking to an spouse:
spouse.chat.good1=I cleaned the entire house. How was your day?
spouse.chat.good2=Honey, let's go camping sometime. Doesn't that sound like fun?
spouse.chat.good3=So today I saw a spider. It was huge so I ran away.
spouse.chat.good4=We should build a new house together\!
spouse.chat.good5=I almost walked into a lava pit the other day. That wouldn't have been good\!
spouse.chat.good6=I'm ready for you to make me laugh.
spouse.chat.good7=I'm ready for you to make me smile.
spouse.chat.good8=Taking all the love and support I can get, thanks/!
spouse.chat.good9=Thinking about getting away from it all. Want to plan a mini vacation?
spouse.chat.good10=I could really go for a walk, want to join me?
spouse.chat.good11=Let's make some cake and talk about it.
spouse.chat.good12=Just hug me and leave it at that.
spouse.chat.good13=Thanks for caring/! Glad to be here with you.
spouse.chat.good14=You're my best friend. You know that, right?
spouse.chat.good15=Is there anything that I can do to take the load off you?
spouse.chat.good16=You've only gotten better since I married you.
spouse.chat.good18=I trust you.
spouse.chat.good19=I love being around you.
spouse.chat.good20=I think you have a lot to offer, and I can see it in how hard you're working.
spouse.chat.good21=I love having these conversations with you.
spouse.chat.good22=I love going for walks with you.
spouse.chat.good23=Do you feel like I understand you?
spouse.chat.good24=Finding you was one of the best things that ever happened to me.
spouse.chat.good25=You make me so happy just by being you.
spouse.chat.good26=I love you.
spouse.chat.good27=I love the way you handle those tools.
spouse.chat.good28=I've been thinking about what you said, and yes, I was wrong.
spouse.chat.good29=I want us to spend more time together.
spouse.chat.good30=I have some things that I want to talk to you about.
spouse.chat.good31=I want your opinion on this...
spouse.chat.good32=Thank you for marrying me.
spouse.chat.good33=Would you like to go somewhere this evening?
spouse.chat.good34=I was wrong. You were right. Lets not dwell on this, shall we?
spouse.chat.good35=Can you help me do some remodel work around the house?
spouse.chat.good36=I'd like to go for a long walk with you and just talk.
spouse.chat.good37=I love how your eyes sparkle.
spouse.chat.good38=I can always count on you.
spouse.chat.good39=What's on your mind?
spouse.chat.good40=I just want to listen to what you have to say.
spouse.chat.good41=What can I do to help?
spouse.chat.good43=Yes. I think.
spouse.chat.good45=No, I don't think so.
spouse.chat.good46=What can I do to make you feel loved?
spouse.chat.good47=So what you're saying is that you want me to come with you?
spouse.chat.good48=I had a dream about you and I woke up smiling.
spouse.chat.good49=This is one of those days where I realize that I'd be lost without you.
spouse.chat.good50=I thought about you and it made me smile.
spouse.chat.good51=You know, I could get lost in your eyes.
spouse.chat.good52=I'm glad that you entered my life.
spouse.chat.good53=I feel so happy around you.
spouse.chat.good54=Don't ever change, I love you the way you are.
spouse.chat.good55=I would be okay with that.
spouse.chat.good56=Whatever you decide to do, I'll be there to support you.
spouse.chat.good57=I'm behind you all the way.
spouse.chat.good58=I know that you're doing your best, and even if I don't always express it very well, I appreciate it.
spouse.chat.good59=I'm glad that you chose me.
spouse.chat.good60=I never imagined that I would meet someone as great as you.
spouse.chat.good61=I don't know what I would do without you.
spouse.chat.good62=Have I ever told you that you're inspirational?
spouse.chat.good63=Everything is fun when I'm with you.
spouse.chat.good64=Thank you for accepting me for who I am.
spouse.chat.good65=You should be proud of who you are.
spouse.chat.good66=Thank you for being my best friend.
spouse.chat.good67=Living with you is the best.
spouse.chat.good68=I will always love you.
spouse.chat.good69=Have I ever told you that you're hot?
spouse.chat.good70=I just want to be with you.
spouse.chat.good71=I respect your opinion on that.
spouse.chat.good73=You know the way you took care of that huge spider earlier? That was pretty hot.
spouse.chat.good74=Even if I can't do anything about it right now, I love you.
spouse.chat.good75=I remember you saying something about that earlier.
spouse.chat.good76=Yeah, that's okay.
spouse.chat.good77=How about we just sleep in tomorrow?
spouse.chat.good78=I'm sure you can do it.
spouse.chat.good79=That's a great idea/!
spouse.chat.good80=It's okay. It doesn't really matter in the end.
spouse.chat.good81=You look hot.
spouse.chat.good82=Thanks for loving me so much.
spouse.chat.good83=I sure love you.
spouse.chat.good84=I'm so glad I married you.
spouse.chat.good85=I love spending time with you.
# 5 bad chats when talking to an spouse:
spouse.chat.bad1=I know we're not the poorest family, but...
spouse.chat.bad2=I love being around you but I need some space.
spouse.chat.bad3=Sometimes I wish I had my own "cave" to escape from you and everyone.
spouse.chat.bad4=Go away, I'm not in the mood.
spouse.chat.bad5=Where have you been?
spouse.chat.bad6=If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
spouse.chat.bad7=Were you really hanging around with him again?
spouse.chat.bad8=Can we not bring this up again?
spouse.chat.bad10=I feel like you're being inconsiderate.
spouse.chat.bad11=You're being immature.
spouse.chat.bad12=Why are you always making decisions without me?
spouse.chat.bad13=Why do you get to hold all the emeralds?
spouse.chat.bad14=Here's what I want...
spouse.chat.bad15=I tried to find you earlier, but you weren't around.
spouse.chat.bad16=You're never around when I need you.
spouse.chat.bad17=I can't believe I married you...
spouse.chat.bad18=You don't even care about my opinion/!
spouse.chat.bad19=I still think that I was right.
spouse.chat.bad20=I still thin you're wrong.
spouse.chat.bad21=I don't want to be around you right now.
spouse.chat.bad22=I can never count on you.
spouse.chat.bad23=Do you even care how I feel?
spouse.chat.bad24=Don't give me that look.
spouse.chat.bad25=Would you just stop and listen to me for once?
spouse.chat.bad26=You're no good for anything.
spouse.chat.bad27=I told you so.
spouse.chat.bad28=You're always in a bad mood.
spouse.chat.bad29=It's your fault.
spouse.chat.bad30=What's wrong with you?
spouse.chat.bad31=I can't do anything to please you/!
spouse.chat.bad32=Why don't you ever listen to me?
spouse.chat.bad33=You're such a baby.
spouse.chat.bad34=What's your problem?
spouse.chat.bad35=Do you always have to be right?
spouse.chat.bad36=It's not really my thing.
spouse.chat.bad37=So what you're saying is that you don't want me to go with you?
spouse.chat.bad38=Don't jump to any conclusions/!
spouse.chat.bad39=What you said was worse than anything I ever said to you.
spouse.chat.bad40=You don't ever understand me/!
spouse.chat.bad42=I don't care.
spouse.chat.bad43=I don't want to talk to you.
spouse.chat.bad44=Get off my back, would you?
spouse.chat.bad45=Stop nagging me.
spouse.chat.bad46=You're so selfish/!
spouse.chat.bad47=Forget it, I'll do it myself.
spouse.chat.bad48=We never do anything.
spouse.chat.bad49=We never go anywhere together.
# 5 good jokes when talking to an spouse:
spouse.joke.good1=*Laughs* I married you for your humor\!
spouse.joke.good2=You should throw an egg at him next time\!
spouse.joke.good3=Then the wolf fell in love with the sheep.
spouse.joke.good4=That never gets old\!
spouse.joke.good5=Here's one for you... How many chickens does a creeper blow up?
spouse.joke.good6=Thanks for making me laugh. That's what I love about you/!
spouse.joke.good7=You can always make me laugh/!
# 5 bad jokes when talking to an spouse:
spouse.joke.bad2=Sweetheart, you're not funny.
spouse.joke.bad4=You need to erase that from your mind.
spouse.joke.bad6=That was really immature.
# 5 good handshakes when talking to an spouse:
spouse.handshake.good1=Your hand is so soft\!
spouse.handshake.good2=Our hands fit perfectly together.
spouse.handshake.good3=One day people will forget to shake hands.
spouse.handshake.good4=Our children will need to be this polite.
spouse.handshake.good5=*Continues to shake hand* Tell me when to stop\!
spouse.handshake.good6=Do you mind if I hold your hand?
# 5 bad handshakes when talking to an spouse:
spouse.handshake.bad1=Handshake? How about a kiss, instead?
spouse.handshake.bad2=*Squeezes hand hard*
spouse.handshake.bad3=Your hand is nasty, no way.
spouse.handshake.bad4=They have germs on them.
spouse.handshake.bad5=Why don't you get a decent job instead of shaking my hand?
spouse.handshake.bad6=Yikes/! Where have you been? You're filthy/!
# 5 good stories when talking to an spouse:
spouse.tellstory.good1=Let's not tell our children that one...
spouse.tellstory.good2=You were so rebellious\! I love it\!
spouse.tellstory.good3=I love what you did with that/!
spouse.tellstory.good4=It was that moment when I fell in love with you\!
spouse.tellstory.good5=Wow, you're the best hunter ever\!
spouse.tellstory.good6=No matter how badly you mess up, I'm still glad that you're mine.
spouse.tellstory.good7=I'm proud of you.
spouse.tellstory.good8=You handled that incredibly well.
spouse.tellstory.good9=That's awesome/! If you want to sleep in tomorrow, I won't complain/!
spouse.tellstory.good10=I had no idea you could do that/!
spouse.tellstory.good11=You continue to impress me.
spouse.tellstory.good12=You're so smart/! How did you figure all that out?
spouse.tellstory.good14=I love the look you get when you tell your stories.
spouse.tellstory.good16=Thank you for working so hard.
spouse.tellstory.good17=I love the way you took care of that.
spouse.tellstory.good18=I really appreciate your faithfulness to our marriage.
spouse.tellstory.good19=You did an incredible job/!
spouse.tellstory.good20=You really knew how to handle that situation/!
spouse.tellstory.good21=You did everything right.
spouse.tellstory.good22=As long as we're both home together in the end.
# 5 bad stories when talking to an spouse:
spouse.tellstory.bad1=Is that all you did?
spouse.tellstory.bad2=Don't do something that reckless\!
spouse.tellstory.bad3=You have a family to think about\!
spouse.tellstory.bad4=...If you liked them why didn't you marry them, instead?
spouse.tellstory.bad5=I know, and you always forget about me/!
spouse.tellstory.bad6=That's what you told me last time.
spouse.tellstory.bad7=You're always complaining.
spouse.tellstory.bad8=You got what you deserved.
spouse.tellstory.bad9=What were you thinking?
spouse.tellstory.bad10=I don't know why I put up with you.
spouse.tellstory.bad11=Can't you be more responsible?
spouse.tellstory.bad12=That was really stupid.
spouse.tellstory.bad13=Can't you do anything right?
spouse.tellstory.bad14=If you loved me, you wouldn't have done that.
spouse.tellstory.bad15=I'm sorry, what?
spouse.tellstory.bad16=You did that a while ago, remember?
spouse.tellstory.bad17=I can't forgive you for that.
spouse.tellstory.bad18=Why would you do that?
# 5 good flirts when talking to an spouse:
spouse.flirt.good1=*Blushes* Well, how about we do something like that, then\!
spouse.flirt.good2=Aw, you said that when we first met.
spouse.flirt.good3=You're so cute\!
spouse.flirt.good4=You bet I am\!
spouse.flirt.good5=*Winks* You still got it\!
spouse.flirt.good6=You and me this evening.
spouse.flirt.good7=Would you care to spend some time with me tonight?
spouse.flirt.good8=We should take a walk along the shore together sometime.
spouse.flirt.good9=You look great in what you're wearing.
spouse.flirt.good10=You're clearly gifted at that.
spouse.flirt.good11=I can't believe how incredible you are.
spouse.flirt.good12=It means a lot to me when you say little things like that.
spouse.flirt.good13=*Laughs* That was pathetic but I'm glad you're mine/!
spouse.flirt.good14=Sweet talk. I like that.
spouse.flirt.good15=Have I told you how good-looking you are?
spouse.flirt.good16=I want you.
# 5 bad flirts when talking to an spouse:
spouse.flirt.bad2=This one is getting old... like you.
spouse.flirt.bad3=We're married, we don't have to do this anymore.
spouse.flirt.bad4=Talk to the tree, it cares more.
spouse.flirt.bad5=Yeah, yeah... What was it you were saying?
spouse.flirt.bad6=Wow, you really blew that one.
spouse.flirt.bad7=I love it...
spouse.flirt.bad8=Lets not go there right now.
spouse.flirt.bad9=I think I need some alone time.
spouse.flirt.bad10=I need of some “me time.”
spouse.flirt.bad11=I don't feel like doing this right now.
# 5 good hugs when talking to an spouse:
spouse.hug.good1=I love being entangled in your arms\!
spouse.hug.good2=Wait, don't leave... you're warm.
spouse.hug.good3=Would you rather only being able to hug or kiss?
spouse.hug.good5=Let's stay like this forever\!
spouse.hug.good6=I could really go for a back massage/!
spouse.hug.good7=I love getting hugs from you.
spouse.hug.good8=I love you so much.
spouse.hug.good9=Thank you for loving me.
spouse.hug.good10=Thank you for taking such good care of me.
spouse.hug.good11=You are wonderful.
spouse.hug.good12=You're the best friend that I have.
spouse.hug.good13=%PlayerName%, I appreciate everything that you do for me.
spouse.hug.good14=You make me feel good.
spouse.hug.good15=I love you too.
spouse.hug.good16=I'm glad that I chose you.
spouse.hug.good17=I want to hold you close to me.
spouse.hug.good18=I want to hold you close and feel our hearts beating together, forever.
spouse.hug.good19=I'm glad we understand each other.
spouse.hug.good20=I would like to hold you like this forever.
spouse.hug.good21=I'm so glad to be with you.
spouse.hug.good22=I'm so glad I met you/!
# 5 bad hugs when talking to an spouse:
spouse.hug.bad1=Why don't you go hug your ex?
spouse.hug.bad3=%PlayerName%, you stink.
spouse.hug.bad4=What do you want?
spouse.hug.bad5=Hug someone else.
spouse.hug.bad6=Hey, go easy on it, I'm sore/!
spouse.hug.bad7=Lay off, would you?
spouse.hug.bad8=Okay, you're squishing me.
spouse.hug.bad9=Did I ever mention that I'm not really the hugging type?
spouse.hug.bad10=I don't like being touched.
spouse.hug.bad11=Here we go again.
spouse.hug.bad12=Are you kidding? I can smell you across the room.
# 5 good kisses when talking to an spouse:
spouse.kiss.good1=I fall in love all over again when our lips meet\!
spouse.kiss.good2=Time stops ticking when I'm with you.
spouse.kiss.good3=Sweet as cake\!
spouse.kiss.good4=I love you...
spouse.kiss.good5=I wouldn't trade you for anyone in the world\!
spouse.kiss.good7=I will always love you, %PlayerName%.
spouse.kiss.good8=Remember how we kissed for the first time? I want to do that now.
spouse.kiss.good9=Life would not be worth living without you.
spouse.kiss.good12=Thank you, that was really nice.
spouse.kiss.good13=Can we do that again?
spouse.kiss.good14=You beat me to it.
spouse.kiss.good15=I've been looking forward to that.
spouse.kiss.good16=I could kiss you for hours.
spouse.kiss.good17=You're a good kisser.
spouse.kiss.good18=That was nice...
spouse.kiss.good19=I like the way you kiss.
# 5 bad kisses when talking to an spouse:
spouse.kiss.bad1=Not where someone can see us...
spouse.kiss.bad2=We don't have to if you don't want to.
spouse.kiss.bad3=Your breath smells like wolf kibble.
spouse.kiss.bad4=Go take a drink from the lake.
spouse.kiss.bad5=Now that we're married I can tell you how lousy you are at kissing.
spouse.kiss.bad6=Whoa, what have you been eating?
spouse.kiss.bad7=Hold it, have you been sampling the rotten flesh again?
spouse.kiss.bad8=Back off, stink breath/!
spouse.kiss.bad9=After what you did? Are you serious?
spouse.kiss.bad10=You're a bad kisser.
spouse.kiss.bad11=Your breath smells terrible/!
spouse.kiss.bad12=That... was not a very good kiss.
spouse.greeting1=Hi honey, where have you been?
spouse.greeting2=Hello dear, how is your day going?
spouse.greeting3=Oh, %PlayerName%\! You look tired.
spouse.greeting4=Hey %PlayerName%\! You look hungry. Would you like me to cook something?
spouse.greeting5=%PlayerName%, you're back\! I missed you.
spouse.greeting6=I'm glad you're here.
spouse.greeting7=I feel better now that you're here.
spouse.greeting8=I missed you/!
spouse.greeting9=Thanks for being here/!
spouse.greeting10=I love it when you greet me after you come home.
spouse.greeting13=How are you?
spouse.greeting14=Hello? Shut up and kiss me/!
spouse.greeting15=Hi %PlayerName%, how are you?
spouse.greeting16=Hi %PlayerName%, what's for dinner?
spouse.greeting17=I'm having a bad day.
Relatives... Not too much new here.
# 5 good chats when talking to a relative:
relative.chat.good1=You act just like your momma did as a kid\!
relative.chat.good2=I'm glad you came to see me\!
relative.chat.good3=We should get a family reunion together.
relative.chat.good4=You're the sweetest of the family\!
relative.chat.good5=Don't tell anyone, but you're my favorite\!
relative.chat.good6=You just made my day.
relative.chat.good7=You're an excellent craftsman.
relative.chat.good8=I like you the way you are.
relative.chat.good9=You have a great sense of style.
relative.chat.good10=Have you lost weight?
relative.chat.good11=You look so young.
relative.chat.good12=I would gladly change places with you.
relative.chat.good13=You know, you're the last of the family tree...
relative.chat.good14=Yeah, it was full of spiders. Want to see it?
relative.chat.good15=So has it been collecting cobwebs, or what?
relative.chat.good16=How are you doing these days?
relative.chat.good17=You're dressed up awful fancy.
relative.chat.good18=I like cold weather.
# 5 bad chats when talking to a relative:
relative.chat.bad1=Excuse me? Do you know who you are talking to?
relative.chat.bad2=That's no excuse to speak to me like that\!
relative.chat.bad3=Go home. You're no longer welcome around me.
relative.chat.bad4=Isn't silence wonderful? Wish we had more of it.
relative.chat.bad5=You're so rude.
relative.chat.bad6=This is not going to end well.
relative.chat.bad7=You've always been a pain.
relative.chat.bad8=I'd rather not.
relative.chat.bad9=You think you're better than me, don't you?
relative.chat.bad10=I'm seriously hating this.
relative.chat.bad11=Don't mind me, I was just mocking you.
relative.chat.bad12=This is a chance to learn something from your elders.
relative.chat.bad13=I'm not inclined to agree with you on this one.
relative.chat.bad14=That's pretty special.
relative.chat.bad15=You should probably work on those housekeeping skills.
relative.chat.bad16=I hope you found a dog to keep you company.
relative.chat.bad17=I found a dog in the forest a while back. He's better company than you.
relative.chat.bad18=Is it time for you to leave yet?
relative.chat.bad19=Has anyone mentioned that you talk to much? Maybe you should stop that.
relative.chat.bad20=Blah blah blah blah blah. That's all I hear. Blah blah blah blah blah.
relative.chat.bad21=Said the pot to the kettle.
relative.chat.bad22=I pity your parents.
relative.chat.bad23=I'm really glad we can choose our friends.
# 5 good jokes when talking to a relative:
relative.joke.good1=Grandpa told you that one, didn't he?\!
relative.joke.good2=That joke goes way back in the family\!
relative.joke.good3=Then the cow jumped over the ravine\! *Laughs*
relative.joke.good4=You're a hoot/!
# 5 bad jokes when talking to a relative:
relative.joke.bad1=You shouldn't speak about family that way.
relative.joke.bad2=Leave the humor to uncle.
relative.joke.bad3=You probably should have said that you were being serious.
relative.joke.bad4=The older I get, the less funny things become.
# 5 good handshakes when talking to a relative:
relative.handshake.good1=Put it there\!
relative.handshake.good2=*Pulls hand away* Gotchya\!
relative.handshake.good3=Next time I expect diamonds\! *Laughs*
relative.handshake.good4=You're so thoughtful and well behaved/!
relative.handshake.good5=You make me want to be a better person.
# 5 bad handshakes when talking to a relative:
relative.handshake.bad1=Come on, we're family. Informality is fine.
relative.handshake.bad2=Shawn warned me about this...
relative.handshake.bad3=Is this some sort of joke?
relative.handshake.bad4=As a rule, I don't want to touch you.
relative.handshake.bad5=I'm good, thanks.
# 5 good stories when talking to a relative:
relative.tellstory.good1=Let me just tell you, your mom was such a thief as a child\!
relative.tellstory.good3=Grandma used to sew the chicken feathers, too.
relative.tellstory.good4=Mmm... Your mom's cow stew was amazing back then.
relative.tellstory.good5=We should get together like that more often\!
relative.tellstory.good6=That's some crazy stuff you do.
relative.tellstory.good7=You must have more stories than that.
relative.tellstory.good8=Wow, that's an interesting project.
# 5 bad stories when talking to a relative:
relative.tellstory.bad1=That's when the family fell apart...
relative.tellstory.bad2=Oh, that's right... you're the snobby one...
relative.tellstory.bad3=Quit trying to show off.
relative.tellstory.bad4=Your parents raised you better than that\!
relative.tellstory.bad5=You have officially been disowned.
relative.tellstory.bad6=Yeah, I always figured my side of the family had all the good sense.
relative.tellstory.bad7=Are you mad?
relative.tellstory.bad8=You probably should have said that you were being serious.
relative.tellstory.bad9=Well, that's sad.
relative.tellstory.bad10=You know, if you tried losing some weight it would probably help.
# 5 good hugs when talking to a relative:
relative.hug.good1=It's good to see you\!
relative.hug.good2=I always look forward to your hugs\!
relative.hug.good3=I wish I had more to give you other than this hug\!
relative.hug.good4=Don't wait too long to see me again\!
# 5 bad hugs when talking to a relative:
relative.hug.bad1=Let me guess, this will be the last time I see you for a year?
relative.hug.bad2=I guess you're leaving me again.
relative.hug.bad3=*Sighs* Does this mean goodbye?
relative.hug.bad4=Please stay a little longer...
relative.hug.bad5=Ew, that's okay. You sweat too much.
I was a little dissapointed when deciding to return to minecraft to find the most recent version of your mod missing several features I loved (monarchy, hardcore inheritance, fishing chore, hourly hire rate, etc). I'm sure there were good reasons for it, and saw that a future update will re-introduce an improved monarchy system (very excited for it), but I was wondering when or if some of the other features might get re-introduced like the ability to respawn as your children in hardcore and the fishing chore.
Another question I can't seem to find the answer to, is what's the difference between the professions of villagers? As far as I can tell, the trade mechanics are pretty much still like the original vanilla traders (fishermen, fletchers and farmers all share the farmer trades it seems like). Are they just there for roleplay purposes or is there actual gameplay mechanics that differentiate a fletcher from a farmer?
Also, great work on the mod. It's one of my essential minecraft mods, right next to Millenaire - can't even consider playing minecraft without them.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Hey, I know this is probably the wrong place to be asking about this, but I can't find any information on the mods used on Shewolfdeadly's server for this mod. It says there are five I don't have... and I can find a link that tells me what I need for it on any of the sites that list her server.
Sorry for having to put this here, and thank you for your time.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Couple ideas from a long time fan of the mod:) :
1. With villagers in your area, zombies have a much higher interest in eating you and your family, and sometimes the zombies succeed
and kill a family member (or all). Since vanilla villagers can be turned into zombie villagers, how come they can't in MCA? It should become something configurable in the configs and since this mod does work with multiple skins for each NPC, this would be great for immersive and role play purposes. Maybe make it so they can be cured idk. Something along those lines.
2. Dynamic pregnancies. Again, configurable. I think instead of a baby immediately popping out, the other NPC should wait a while before they go into labor. As time progresses, they get nausea and complain more, etc. Possible pregnancy bellies? Just something to consider.
3. Dynamic Child Growth. When the kids reach half way to adults, they should enter teen years and begin rebelling or being generally more mature. I don't really have anything more to say about that, but you guys are gr8 at doing this stuff and can figure something out.