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Could I help with redstone? I know some things that would really help. I saw something that may help. Its a system where you can set the players health. It's by SethBling, and it's supposed to be something from the legend of zelda, but i think you can use it for anything you want that can have changable health.
He says "heart container" but you can make that 8 empty honey combs. You can just use a scoreboard to keep track which I assume is what you're already doing, and the thing that changes your health doesn't have to be boots. It can be any armor. Another thing, the beeping is optional though I think that you would never ever ever ever ever do that.