Anyone who has played the Funland series of maps has probably found at least on secret, some of which are just little Easter eggs put there by the map maker for fun. However, some delve into the parks dark and twisted history. Through long searching and hours spent decoding (no i am not making this up) I have finally found Funlands most dark and twisted secret, which I intend to share with you.
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Okay, just wanted to check, as it is a very disturbing secret.
This is what I found while exploring the parks chemical factory. (for those who haven't found this secret, the door is at the bottom of the diving pool in the water park. Make sure to use the highest board," the new and improved got to be crazy board", otherwise you will drown. just go down the tunnel) I found a little side area that had been exploded. Inside, i found a small doorway, that led to what looked like a waiting room. In the chest was a book filled with what looked like complete gibberish, but to the trained eye, it is a coded message. One last spoiler button to reveal the message.
After using a reverse alphabet cipher, a=z, b=y, this is what the message revealed (I added punctuation for clarity). "My confession, the secret has always been in plain sight. I never wanted to become this. Now i am haunted by my own terror. There is no escape for us. It is too late. The truth is Funland was a marketing attempt to cover up the realty of a weapons manufacturer, more concerned with morality people than to stop snooping around when they are having a good time. Funland makes the work forget. Funland distributes the masses. Funland lets everyone have a good time while we go on supplying the war."
Creepy. Even creepier is the fact that in the prison cells, you can find messages from the same person. This is the first, then he gets arrested and tunnels out. Finally, if you go into the cave by the entrance, you can find his dead body and last words. I hope his bone chilling story is continued in Funland 4. For any who wish to decode the message themselves because the don't believe a random person on the internet, here is the cipher i used. A=Z, B+Y, C=X, D=W, E=V, F=U, G=T, H=S, I=R, J=Q, K=P, L=O, M=N, N=M, O=L, P=K, Q=J, R=I, S=H, T=G, U=F, V=E, W=D, X=C, Y=B, Z=A,
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