My confession. The secret has always been in plain sight. I never wanted to become (like) this. Now I am haunted by my own terror. Theoe is no escape for us. It is too late. The truth is, funland was a marketing attempt to cover up the reality of a weapon's manufacturer. More concerned with profit margins than morality. People tend to stip ('i' should be 'o'?) snoopinr ('r' should be 'g'?) when they are having a good time. Funland makes the work forget. Funland distracts the masses. Funland lets everyone have a good time while we go on supplying the war.
i really hurt my brain and even eyes translating this
Thanks to: SuperPish for making this map , and YOU! For viewing this!
Oh and Superpish if you are viewing this, you should check at the lighthouse. A typo was found. Funland becomes Funmand
<EDIT!: Added some more secrets to the lists... hahahahaha>
I found the chemical storage unit.
If you go to the beach and look out.
You see the boat that fires the fireworks.
Swim to there.
Get on it.
Where the redstone is it says nothing down here just redstone to beach. Well its wron its the chemical storage unit.
dive off the gotta be crazy board and go for north west underwater you will see a secret lit up the nether portal and go in it ride the roller coaster.Go down the beach go left and open the trap door. Go to funland medical clinic head for the chest and grab the ladders and look at the east wall and from the middle stack up the 5 ladder go in it and go down ride the roller coaster . Right at the spawn point go down the cave then find the rs torch then follow it. Go to the information desk at the spawn and enter the cake room (really obvious). Right when you enter you a few block north east and you will see a weird looking fence and go in it grab the loot. Go for the enderman tower but not climb it be just at the sign where it says ENDERMAN TOWER just go straight and go over the fence and go to the sand area and find a little hole there. Right at the light house go look for and open fence and go down and yeah. Go right in front of king Solomon's mines go for the boat rentals and go through the waterfalls. Go to the potent potioner and in the right side go up there and drop your self and find for a trap door and go down in it. These are all of the secret's Superpish.