Me and my friend Andrew Ryan, are locked in Mortal Combat.
Every so often I have to challenge this nihilistic Quasimoto, I had enough of him.
Today I throw a challenge to Andrew Ryan.
I think he is afraid, but I challenge him to our first battle...
Alright, Andrew Ryan will start this **** out. Don't listen to this capitalist scum. Don't you have rocks to beat together Cave Man?
Cave Johnson challenging my to a poem duel.
Are you crazy, did you ever go to school?
My rhymes are impenetrable, unlike that company Aperture Science you have there.
I heard a mentally challenged bear got in there and messed up your not so there hair.
I step out the door, kick a weighted cube.
Cave J ready to @#$% this @#$% without lube.
Lemons on fire, you see them flying.
Landing on goofy-@#$ Andrew Ryan.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
lil Drew trying to run from big bad ME.
You cant mess with me,
I come from a school of hard nocks
Caves so stupid he drinks Lunar Rocks
Down under water, no lemon tree
Come at me if you want,
I'm known as the big dad-dy
If you want me spit it
I'll say it again
I'll throw Cave Johnson
in the incinerator bin.
On the saddest day you think you're a rapper.
You try to pimp that tincan called Rapture.
Step back and put you on a dusty shelf.
Your home is like a retarded sealab 2012.
You're a super freaky creeper mister.
A pedobear playing with his lil sisters.
You insult the great Andrew Ryan?
I'm known as the mother ****ing lion.
My tech is way far superior
**** portals
I can do that with a god damn mirror.
Every fap test you begin fail,
I know the real reason
you made the repolsion gel.
I am the ladies man, can't you see
I didn't in live in a place where fish pee
Rapture is great, sponge bob town
the best place where you can drown.
Drew is a big man he talks and talks
but silly man is done in by a game of golf
Cave thinks he's a smart mother f@%ker
To bad he looks like a gay male trucker.
I may live in the big bad sea,
but a least I don't have a failed science degree.
Oh hey, does the name chell ring a bell?
Destroyed your company, up and down
But of course, I wouldn't want to see YOU frown.
Just popped in this thread to say hi.
Recognize me f%#$ers im Bill f%^&ing Nye.
All your science degrees, they sure did'nt last.
Use the power of Bouyancy to shove my foot up your ass.
Ive got the natural ingredient to make chell moan.
I jumped that ***** with 100 f&^%ing Ohms.
Im droppin ryan down with some Nye linguistics.
Ill whoop him harder than fontaine futuristics.
/thread.
You're Big Daddy? It's blanks that you shoot
Cave J is gonna give the long fall boot!
Over and over I fall asleep,
it's all because your raps are so weak.
This is the end I must say
Would you kindly go @#$% yourself, and have a nice day.
Just popped in this thread to say hi.
Recognize me f%#$ers im Bill f%^&ing Nye.
All your science degrees, they sure did'nt last.
Use the power of Bouyancy to shove my foot up your ass.
Ive got the natural ingredient to make chell moan.
I jumped that ***** with 100 f&^%ing Ohms.
Im droppin ryan down with some Nye linguistics.
Ill whoop him harder than fontaine futuristics.
/thread.
Just popped in this thread to say hi.
Recognize me f%#$ers im Bill f%^&ing Nye.
All your science degrees, they sure did'nt last.
Use the power of Bouyancy to shove my foot up your ass.
Ive got the natural ingredient to make chell moan.
I jumped that ***** with 100 f&^%ing Ohms.
Im droppin ryan down with some Nye linguistics.
Ill whoop him harder than fontaine futuristics.
/thread.
Every so often I have to challenge this nihilistic Quasimoto, I had enough of him.
Today I throw a challenge to Andrew Ryan.
I think he is afraid, but I challenge him to our first battle...
RAP BATTLE!
Chariots Chariots
Cave Johnson challenging my to a poem duel.
Are you crazy, did you ever go to school?
My rhymes are impenetrable, unlike that company Aperture Science you have there.
I heard a mentally challenged bear got in there and messed up your not so there hair.
Would you kindly..
Cave J ready to @#$% this @#$% without lube.
Lemons on fire, you see them flying.
Landing on goofy-@#$ Andrew Ryan.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
lil Drew trying to run from big bad ME.
Chariots Chariots
I come from a school of hard nocks
Caves so stupid he drinks Lunar Rocks
Down under water, no lemon tree
Come at me if you want,
I'm known as the big dad-dy
If you want me spit it
I'll say it again
I'll throw Cave Johnson
in the incinerator bin.
Would you kindly..
You try to pimp that tincan called Rapture.
Step back and put you on a dusty shelf.
Your home is like a retarded sealab 2012.
You're a super freaky creeper mister.
A pedobear playing with his lil sisters.
Chariots Chariots
I'm known as the mother ****ing lion.
My tech is way far superior
**** portals
I can do that with a god damn mirror.
Every fap test you begin fail,
I know the real reason
you made the repolsion gel.
WORD.
Would you kindly..
IT MUST BE WITNESSED
We will be changing the battlefield every so often...
Next Battle is RAINBOW UNICORN ATTACK!!!
Chariots Chariots
Would you kindly..
Let's SCRAP!
Chariots Chariots
I didn't in live in a place where fish pee
Rapture is great, sponge bob town
the best place where you can drown.
Drew is a big man he talks and talks
but silly man is done in by a game of golf
Chariots Chariots
To bad he looks like a gay male trucker.
I may live in the big bad sea,
but a least I don't have a failed science degree.
Oh hey, does the name chell ring a bell?
Destroyed your company, up and down
But of course, I wouldn't want to see YOU frown.
Would you kindly..
Recognize me f%#$ers im Bill f%^&ing Nye.
All your science degrees, they sure did'nt last.
Use the power of Bouyancy to shove my foot up your ass.
Ive got the natural ingredient to make chell moan.
I jumped that ***** with 100 f&^%ing Ohms.
Im droppin ryan down with some Nye linguistics.
Ill whoop him harder than fontaine futuristics.
/thread.
Cave J is gonna give the long fall boot!
Over and over I fall asleep,
it's all because your raps are so weak.
This is the end I must say
Would you kindly go @#$% yourself, and have a nice day.
Chariots Chariots
Well played my friend, well played.
Would you kindly..
Damn mother @#$% +1 rep
Chariots Chariots
Would you kindly..
Chariots Chariots