Your name is Steven Steven, and you are in the lobby of the Chrysler Building. Your interests are biking, exploring, and making America great again. You're not sure what that has to do with anything, but whatever. You are currently being a boring tourist, and going to attractions around New York City with three of your friends. You have just entered the Chrysler building, and are examining the Art deco, whatever the hell that means.
Your friends are Alice Wondalind, Pizza Pasta, and Illi Minati Conferm.
Alice is a nice girl you've known for several years, who's a little... out there. Occasionally, she'll say something about angry hat people, or coloured queens or something. You aren't really sure what she goes on about, she's tried to explain it, but you didn't get it. Nevertheless, at this point, you've gotten used to it. Besides the crazy, she's into art deco, whatever the hell that is, and art in general, and is the one who wanted to come here.
Pizza, besides having the dumbest name you've ever heard, and you've heard a lot of dumb names, is an Italian-American you've known for several years as well. He comes from a rich family, who he doesn't like talking much about. You've met them once or twice, they seemed nice enough, if a bit odd. Regardless, Pizza shares your interests in biking and exploring, but unfortunately doesn't care for making America great again.
Illi, for short, is a lizard person. That's nothing special, there's lizard people everywhere, they run the Illuminati or something. As a pers...lizard, Illi is interested in insects, sunlight, and global domination of the Illuminati. You're honestly not sure why you're friends, Illi's nice enough, but you have nothing in common, but you are.
You, Pizza, and Illi ask Alice if she's cool with you guys grabbing a spot at a nearby restaurant. She nods, and you head out of the Chrysler Building. You guys decide to go to a restaurant called Sabino Castoro's Pizzeria. Despite the name, they don't seem to actually have many pizzas, and seems to be a normal Italian restaurant. There aren't very many other customers, but it's not like any of you know the neighbourhood enough to tell which restaurants are nice. You text Alice where you are, and call over a waiter to order some food.
The waiter, apparently, does know what it is, as he goes a bit pale. He excuses himself, and goes to call for a manager. The manager comes over without the waiter, he's a large man, ex-military, maybe. His expression is one of curiosity, and mild concern. You three are, or at least you and Pizza, who knows what goes on in the minds of lizard people, are a little freaked out, but there's not really anywhere to run. The guy probably couldn't stop all of you, but you have no doubt he could stop at least one. Finally, after a few tense minutes, the manager says something.
"You're a little younger than I was expecting, and I thought there were supposed to be four... you are the new recruits, right?"
"Oh... My apologies, have this meal on us. What would you like?"
You ask for four "Prince of Sturmhalten's Big Bet" sandwiches, and quickly receive them. They don't taste that great... and seem to be giving you some sort of headache... What were you doing again? Right... Alice apparently still hasn't finished looking at the Chrysler Building, so you ask for a bag and leave the Pizzeria.
>Think back on the weird incident. ((Or not, probably because improbably-fast amnestic agents concealed in the sandwich?))
>Go look at art and be a bored and probably boring tourist.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
You feel slightly queasy from the sandwich, and Pizza appears to as well. You can't tell how Illi feels, because they're a lizard. You think back, but nothing weird happened? Or maybe there were just improbably-fast amnestic agents concealed in the sandwich, hah. As the three of you approach the Chrysler Building, you see Alice leaving. You attract her attention, and she joins you. You then hand her the bag with the sandwich in it. You are currently on the streets of New York City.
>THAT is not a thing you want to have in your house. Looks dangerous.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Yeah, it's back. Hopefully for a while.
This is a Choose Your Own Adventure thread. Expect infrequent, but long posts once the main storyline picks up.
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What is your name?
Where are you?
What are your three top interests?
Name: Cantino Medusa
Location: Temple House Manor and Castle, Ireland
Interests: Exploring castle ruins, biking, eating severed heads
Oh no
Name: Ian Steven
Location: The pits of Tartarus
Interests: Exploring, adventuring, generally not dying in Tartarus
Name: Steven Armstrong
Location: The Chrysler Building
Interests: Making America great again, Nanomachines, becoming stronger
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Your name is Steven Steven, and you are in the lobby of the Chrysler Building. Your interests are biking, exploring, and making America great again. You're not sure what that has to do with anything, but whatever. You are currently being a boring tourist, and going to attractions around New York City with three of your friends. You have just entered the Chrysler building, and are examining the Art deco, whatever the hell that means.
What are your friends' names?
((Wait, is this a case where one person is controled by all of us?))
Friend 1: Bob Bobbinton
Friend 2: Alice Wondalind
Friend 3: Illi Minati Conferm (He's not from America.
Friend 1: Senor Caliente
Friend 2: Sum Ting Wong
Friend 3: Ill Minati Conferm, why not.
Friend 1: Soda Popinski (Russian)
Friend 2: Pizza Pasta (Italian)
Friend 3: Ill Minati Conferm, since why not?
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Yes, all the friends and whatnot are under my control.
Your friends are Alice Wondalind, Pizza Pasta, and Illi Minati Conferm.
Alice is a nice girl you've known for several years, who's a little... out there. Occasionally, she'll say something about angry hat people, or coloured queens or something. You aren't really sure what she goes on about, she's tried to explain it, but you didn't get it. Nevertheless, at this point, you've gotten used to it. Besides the crazy, she's into art deco, whatever the hell that is, and art in general, and is the one who wanted to come here.
Pizza, besides having the dumbest name you've ever heard, and you've heard a lot of dumb names, is an Italian-American you've known for several years as well. He comes from a rich family, who he doesn't like talking much about. You've met them once or twice, they seemed nice enough, if a bit odd. Regardless, Pizza shares your interests in biking and exploring, but unfortunately doesn't care for making America great again.
Illi, for short, is a lizard person. That's nothing special, there's lizard people everywhere, they run the Illuminati or something. As a pers...lizard, Illi is interested in insects, sunlight, and global domination of the Illuminati. You're honestly not sure why you're friends, Illi's nice enough, but you have nothing in common, but you are.
What will you do?
No, I didn't. You were being a boring tourist, meaning seeing the usual attractions, as opposed to exploring as you would like to.
You, Pizza, and Illi ask Alice if she's cool with you guys grabbing a spot at a nearby restaurant. She nods, and you head out of the Chrysler Building. You guys decide to go to a restaurant called Sabino Castoro's Pizzeria. Despite the name, they don't seem to actually have many pizzas, and seems to be a normal Italian restaurant. There aren't very many other customers, but it's not like any of you know the neighbourhood enough to tell which restaurants are nice. You text Alice where you are, and call over a waiter to order some food.
What will you order?/What will you do?
Order one "Prince of Sturmhalten's Big Bet" sandwich.
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I... have no idea what that is.
The waiter, apparently, does know what it is, as he goes a bit pale. He excuses himself, and goes to call for a manager. The manager comes over without the waiter, he's a large man, ex-military, maybe. His expression is one of curiosity, and mild concern. You three are, or at least you and Pizza, who knows what goes on in the minds of lizard people, are a little freaked out, but there's not really anywhere to run. The guy probably couldn't stop all of you, but you have no doubt he could stop at least one. Finally, after a few tense minutes, the manager says something.
"You're a little younger than I was expecting, and I thought there were supposed to be four... you are the new recruits, right?"
What will you do?
"Oh... My apologies, have this meal on us. What would you like?"
You ask for four "Prince of Sturmhalten's Big Bet" sandwiches, and quickly receive them. They don't taste that great... and seem to be giving you some sort of headache... What were you doing again? Right... Alice apparently still hasn't finished looking at the Chrysler Building, so you ask for a bag and leave the Pizzeria.
What will you do?
Examine art deco until your eyes fall out.
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=/=>Promptly be run over by a car. *shoutout*
Wait that's not what happens.
<=\=
>Proceed to be sick. That sandwich tasted weird.
>Think back on the weird incident. ((Or not, probably because improbably-fast amnestic agents concealed in the sandwich?))
>Go look at art and be a bored and probably boring tourist.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
What? Please don't do arrows.
You feel slightly queasy from the sandwich, and Pizza appears to as well. You can't tell how Illi feels, because they're a lizard. You think back, but nothing weird happened? Or maybe there were just improbably-fast amnestic agents concealed in the sandwich, hah. As the three of you approach the Chrysler Building, you see Alice leaving. You attract her attention, and she joins you. You then hand her the bag with the sandwich in it. You are currently on the streets of New York City.
What will you do?
>Note ads for the Aperture Science Sentry Turret.
>THAT is not a thing you want to have in your house. Looks dangerous.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
==>
I'm a rebel.
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