I have 5 good reasons that Minecraft 2.0 is fake and is an April Fool's joke.
1. They said there would be a Pink Wither that shoots Love. Wait, what the...?
2. They said that they would take most of the features of the forum off. Wow. That's just ridiculous.
3. They said the new rules would be sent to the user's parents. We never put in our parent's e-mails!
4. He said he would quit MCF to become a mime. What does that have to do with it?
5. They said that any user that typed the word that means meat from the back and sides of a hog that has been salted, dried, and often smoked (I won't say it, they might be serious) would have their avatar changed to a princess and their name would be changed to match. Seriously?
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Out of all the April fools, this is the worst! Redstone block blocks! Etho slabs that drop anvils! What the heck! Pig-looking horses?!! Removed crossbows! They're not even added! Floppers that turn everything into raw fish! Exploding animals! (kind of cool) removed fishing on fishing section! Pink wither actually is kind of nice but still! Removed bud system and added bud blocks! Added lapis lazuli... Again! Slime blocks, not even decorative! They should've made the fake update less fake!
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Ok, I know alot of people disagree on this, but in a way it is fake and true.
Minecraft 2.0 will not be an official update, but most of it WAS coded into a seperate jar that is up for download. So it was an april fools joke, but Mojang went a long way to make it convincing.
Out of all the different "features" from Minecraft 2.0, these are the ones I like:
Difficulty Per World
Overfeeding Animals
Golden Apple feeding
Chickens as Monster
Furnace Heat regulation
Torch Burn Out
Mud Blocks
Gradual wearing down of blocks
Magic and Luck
Sky Islands
1. They said there would be a Pink Wither that shoots Love. Wait, what the...?
2. They said that they would take most of the features of the forum off. Wow. That's just ridiculous.
3. They said the new rules would be sent to the user's parents. We never put in our parent's e-mails!
4. He said he would quit MCF to become a mime. What does that have to do with it?
5. They said that any user that typed the word that means meat from the back and sides of a hog that has been salted, dried, and often smoked (I won't say it, they might be serious) would have their avatar changed to a princess and their name would be changed to match. Seriously?
Reply if you agree!
Dude, check the date. It's april fools day. And I'm sorry, but you got fooled.
Purple is best, unless you don't want Super Hostile Mode.
You can find the assets.minecraft download on pages 30-39, or page 43 or something, on the official Minecraft 2.0 News thread.
Also, i dare to say, BACON!
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Minecraft 2.0 will not be an official update, but most of it WAS coded into a seperate jar that is up for download. So it was an april fools joke, but Mojang went a long way to make it convincing.
I hope that cleared it up for you people. If you want to know more, check out my post with an explanation here:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1753109-minecraft-20-download-full-changelog-videos-and-more/#entry21735706
BAHAHAHA! Nah, sorry, but I would've though most of you would have realized what's real, and what's fake.
Difficulty Per World
Overfeeding Animals
Golden Apple feeding
Chickens as Monster
Furnace Heat regulation
Torch Burn Out
Mud Blocks
Gradual wearing down of blocks
Magic and Luck
Sky Islands
--Neil deGrasse Tyson
it's not the 2.0 official release, but you can play it