Wow, i actually thought that was real. I was about to rage quit when i seen that you cant change difficulty's, "due to low usage, the MODS forums will be closed", and that chickens now attack you. Good job mojang...*sigh* ,you fooled me.
Stop hating on this - it's real! let's review all of it, eh?
Gameplay
Added new Super Hostile game mode, for a much more challenging Survival experience.
The game is too easy, so this is great!
Difficulty setting is now per-world and may never be changed once set
Obviously good
Added new graphics setting “Ultra Realistic” with new patent-pending experimental 4D-rendering
If it rains in Minecraft you get wet in real life. Why not?
Added new chase-style 3D camera perspective.
Just plain awesome
Animals
Added new realistic food/hunger system to animals.
Realism! Yay!
Overfeeding animals may have a negative effect on gameplay.
Realism! Yay!
Added a new “Horse” animal, with two different breeds to choose from.
Realism! Yay!
Each animal now has a gender and personality, introducing new farming mechanics.
Realism! Yay!
Added a new rare breed of chicken known as a “Diamond Chicken”.
Realism! Ya- hold on... uh... More balance! Yay!
May lay diamonds or lapis instead of laying eggs.
Balance for the game
May also blow up from too much pressure. Handle with care.
Realism! Yay!
Added new friendly Pink Wither, which is the complete opposite of a wither.
Plain amazing
Shoots out Love, which heals the nearby land and causes things to grow faster.
Funny
Known bug: Having both a Pink Wither and a Wither in your world at the same time may cause up to a 200% increase in framerate. Will be fixed for launch.
Common video game bug. Nobody likes it.
All animals may be fed Golden Apples to unleash their hidden magical properties (see new Magic section).
Yay!
Chickens are now classified as a Monster and are no longer a friendly Animal.
Very realistic. Realism! Yay!
Monsters
Chickens do not appreciate being looked at and may get upset.
And then kill you/explode. Great!
Attacking a lone chicken may summon additional chickens to its defense.
Realism! Yay!
Zombie Pigmen now spawn with battlesigns and no longer use swords.
They're much better than swords.
Fixed a bug causing Skeletons to miss their targets on occasion.
This should add more of a challenge to the game
Added new Redstone Bug monster (see Redstone section)
Any previous bugs from redstone come together as one. Or it's a craftable pet made of redstone, I guess...
too obvious an april fools, though some of that stuff most definitely would be cool if it happened.
Added new Super Hostile game mode, for a much more challenging Survival experience. (perfect for VECHS maps)
Difficulty setting is now per-world and may never be changed once set. (ok changing needs to stay, but would be cool if you COULD set it at world start. I usually play my creative worlds in peaceful just cuz the monsters get in the way)
Its obviously an April Fools Day joke because
A ) We still have 1.6,1.7,1.8,1.9
B )No one can download it because Mojang is not providing a download link for a pre realease like they said in the post
C ) 40,809 people would have to download minecraft to get it which would take about 2 years before release
So in conclusion it`s an April Fools Day Joke
*slow clap* (elongated) Wow... well done, Mojang! You've done it! You've managed to pee people off with excitement... ONLY TO MAKE THEM REALIZE THE DATE! GREAT JOB-- How the mothertruck did you get the YouTubers to make such realistic videos, even with F3? BECAUSE I WANT IT! Is it a mod-- no, you don't support mods... HOW'D YOU DO IT?! *cries* First, we have YouTube saying they'll SHUT DOWN FOR TEN YEARS, and now THIS. This stupid piece of sh--
Courtroom Manager: Sir, you must shut up, now. It's just a game. You harassing everybody's pants when they weren't noticing is more important.
Me: NO, IT AIN'T! MINECRAFT IS MY LIFE--
Courtroom Judge: (absently) Lock him up.
I love how only half the people who say [insert 5 letter food substance which may or may not begin with 'b'] are getting hit by the [insert 5 letter food substance which may or may not begin with 'b'] rules.
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"The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." -Mewtwo
I WANT THESE FEATURES AS MODS! I want to be able to feed animals until they explode and get murdered by chickens!
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Also the author of Tales from the Creature Keeper, a book series where humanity is long gone, but its successors, both domesticated and feral, could learn a lot from its legacy.
I'm an OTter myself (so I know), and they already don't play minecraft. It's not that they have stopped playing mc because of this, it's just that they got bored
I never said the changes in MC will make them leave, I said the changes to the forum will most likely make them leave.
I skipped a heartbeat when I saw this, however XD shoulda saw the date
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I know, Youtube shutting down, Google Nose, and now this fake Minecraft? Dafuq why are April Fools jokes getting so EWRQREBAST now???
Gameplay
Mojang Support is decent I guess.
A ) We still have 1.6,1.7,1.8,1.9
B )No one can download it because Mojang is not providing a download link for a pre realease like they said in the post
C ) 40,809 people would have to download minecraft to get it which would take about 2 years before release
So in conclusion it`s an April Fools Day Joke
Courtroom Manager: Sir, you must shut up, now. It's just a game. You harassing everybody's pants when they weren't noticing is more important.
Me: NO, IT AIN'T! MINECRAFT IS MY LIFE--
Courtroom Judge: (absently) Lock him up.
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I know, that's the point I'm trying to discuss, this is all a joke.
https://twitter.com/jeb_/status/304301377818066944
I never said the changes in MC will make them leave, I said the changes to the forum will most likely make them leave.
http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1736440-wip-v-20-dead-space-map-151/
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