Because they're too good! They have unique behaviors, models, and textures, which just isn't shitty enough to incite the proper rage on this forum. They are actually somewhat original! To think that Jeb_/Jon would have the NERVE to try and add a neat and creatively-implemented mob! I hate Minecraft and the forums now, but I'm going to keep playing and posting here until the Sun explodes despite what I say because I'm only pretending to be enraged when I'm just mildly annoyed!
Hmm... Not rage-y enough.
OFF WITH THE HEADS OF MOJANG/NOTCH/JEB/ANYONE I CAN POINT A FINGER AT!!!!!