One time I was up on a cliff taking free shots at a creeper family a few square below me when I all of a sudden was pushed off and fell... the obvious happened and, since I was like, 10 blocks from my spawn point I looked up to see a chicken casually fly off of the cliff I had been standing on only a few moments before and land in the massive crater full of my items to lay an egg.
Yup those damn chickens are after me too.
One day while sailing along in my boat, looking for adventure, one of those skeleton spies jumped off a cliff, landed in front of me, broke my boat, and then had the nerve to float there in the water like it was my fault, and he had a lawsuit and was taking me to court.
They make me sick.
At one point I'd been trapped by a zombie on the edge of an overhang. A pig then fell off the cliff above and pushed the zombie off when he landed, thus saving my life. If pigs are GOOD, and chickens are EVIL, perhaps a war is in order.
Also, I just noticed how Robotnik in my avatar stares discontentedly at every single post I make.
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I hereby declare a Pig vs. Chicken war. Whoever makes the most useful items first (3 stacks of 64 arrows, 2 stacks of 64 cooked ham) wins.
Although, there's probably not going to be a chicken side.
I Had a stone fortress, it was night and the place was sealed with one entrance and double doors. The only way to open it was by a pressure plate on top of the place and you would have 3 seconds to get down and get in. There were a swarm of about 8 creepers at my base. I Suddenly heard a "cluck cluck cluck" I thought to myself, "Whatever it's just a chicken i'll wait the night out and find a way to kill the creepers in the morning." Then i saw it jumping. I did not bother with it so i decided to make some weapons and things to fight the creepers off when day came. But right then and there, At my crafting bench, I was making arrows when i heard a "cluck cluck cluck" Above me. Then a "Click"
The iron doors swung open allowing the swarm of creepers to come in and **** my **** up.
The chickens are super secret agents with super pro skillz dawg.
Edit: And whenever they fall into my Many, Many, Mob traps, They always squeeze through that lava part. DAMN THEM!
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Dude! That's totally math! We should hang out sometime and slay evil and junk!
My football team is the Russian bears on unicycles.
if you need me, I'll be forming an alliance with chickens.
also, the idea of "whoever gathers so-and-so items wins" is pretty dumb, because gathering that many feathers or pork would involve HITTING that animal you love.
Aaron out-
Thanks for that awsome pic ^^^. Check my sig guys.
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I will now write a witty signature in the futile attempt someone reads it, if this is the case than I have inevitably succeeded in mastering the short attention span of forum - ooh look squirrel!
They're evil I tell ya, EVIL!
The chickens are just trying to help us, look at X's Chicken of Destiny!
http://i54.tinypic.com/2dsqyw4.jpg
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The chicken did...bad things to him behind the scenes..
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Where's your proof?
But really, the chickens have always treated me well. It's those damn sheep that cause all the problems!
http://i54.tinypic.com/2dsqyw4.jpg
Click for alternate, huge sig.
My proof is completely top secret in case you're a chicken spy.
Steam: RobotDeathParty
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Now I'm going to be afraid of flying zombies.
So I take it we're all developing anatidaephobia right now.
Wait...
No, it would be...
Phasianidaephobia?
Maybe once Notch implements wolves we'll get luposlipaphobia.
One day while sailing along in my boat, looking for adventure, one of those skeleton spies jumped off a cliff, landed in front of me, broke my boat, and then had the nerve to float there in the water like it was my fault, and he had a lawsuit and was taking me to court.
They make me sick.
Also, I just noticed how Robotnik in my avatar stares discontentedly at every single post I make.
Banner by Vilborg.
Click here for a vertical mob grinder!
Spies I say, SPIES!
Although, there's probably not going to be a chicken side.
l]
The iron doors swung open allowing the swarm of creepers to come in and **** my **** up.
The chickens are super secret agents with super pro skillz dawg.
Edit: And whenever they fall into my Many, Many, Mob traps, They always squeeze through that lava part. DAMN THEM!
My football team is the Russian bears on unicycles.
the chiken was watching you waiting for his friends but they never came. O.o
CHIKENS ARE EVIL!
I suppose, since I have not seen any chickens in my levels on my new computer, I will attempt to form allied with them before it's too late.
just in case, I'll make a chicken disguise skin...
EDIT: done.
EDIT EDIT: here's what it looks like in action: http://minecraft.net/skin/skin.jsp?user=AaronWright3
if you need me, I'll be forming an alliance with chickens.
also, the idea of "whoever gathers so-and-so items wins" is pretty dumb, because gathering that many feathers or pork would involve HITTING that animal you love.
Aaron out-