They bribed Seananners with an egg to remain as a witness to the pig slaughtering! (i think it was the episode where he rode a pig)
In other news, chickens fell down my Mineshaft and stared at my hidden floor chest where the diamonds are...I killed it and hid the chest somewhere else.
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Yep, putting a Minecraft sig in the forums. Cause it's that awesome
Consider: how many times have you swung your sword at a chicken and missed? How many times have you hit the ground instead? The little bastages sure act slow and clumsy most of the time... but as soon as blade clears scabbard, they start skipping around like feathery Matrix agents. Sure you'll probably slice the chicken on your second or third swing, but the extra damage has already been done to the blade.
So... consider: the supply of materials to craft weapons is finite. Very very large, but ultimately finite. The supply of chickens, however, is infinite.
The chickens are playing the long game, gentlemen. They're wearing us down. So slowly you might not even notice if you aren't paying attention.
Above that long stairway is another similar rail-less stairway, and in the process of digging out the whole thing I ended up with a single floating block with a torch on top a few spaces away from the stairs. At one point I was going down the stairs and as I passed that block I noticed that it had accumulated 4 chickens just sitting there. I reached the bottom and was nearly startled off my chair by a flash of pink and an abrupt (and rather surprised?) "OINK!" right in front of me. I had on occasion found pork just sitting there and wondered where it was coming from.
The chickens were luring pigs to their death. "C'mon! It's a great spot to watch him digging and he can't reach us! Just jump!"
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If at first you don't succeed, repair the creeper damage and try again.
Once I was just digging some sand when I noticed a chicken at my doorstep, at that time I thought they were cute so I let him in, he was my pet chicken. I gave him meat and love. Then one day he was gone, I was sad so I decided to vent my anger on some trees. I went to craft an iron axe, I looked in my chest and found no minerals, not even coal. But instead, I found a single egg. I have vowed revenge and brutally slaughter every chicken I come by.
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I COLOUR MY TEXT IN THE GENERAL CHAT THREAD JUST TO SPITE LUVITUS!
Once I was just digging some sand when I noticed a chicken at my doorstep, at that time I thought they were cute so I let him in, he was my pet chicken. I gave him meat and love. Then one day he was gone, I was sad so I decided to vent my anger on some trees. I went to craft an iron axe, I looked in my chest and found no minerals, not even coal. But instead, I found a single egg. I have vowed revenge and brutally slaughter every chicken I come by.
Once I was just digging some sand when I noticed a chicken at my doorstep, at that time I thought they were cute so I let him in, he was my pet chicken. I gave him meat and love. Then one day he was gone, I was sad so I decided to vent my anger on some trees. I went to craft an iron axe, I looked in my chest and found no minerals, not even coal. But instead, I found a single egg. I have vowed revenge and brutally slaughter every chicken I come by.
What a sad story!
Well, I lied about the egg, but it DID disappear the i-g day my stuff went missing.
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I COLOUR MY TEXT IN THE GENERAL CHAT THREAD JUST TO SPITE LUVITUS!
Ive seen a chicken syping on
from a hill secrets passing
I then noticed it saw my llook
i did'nt look happy that chicken was a crook
of course I must be dreaming
chickens dont spy on people build
Then it jumped off the ledge and
I noticed..........It want a dream
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A normal man on a normal forum with a fondness of:
Quarried down past a lava pool, sealed with cobblestone. two chickens flutter down from the sky (wtf). a Zombie then splatters near me. SSSSSSBOOM, and it doesnt kill me, but breaks dirt blocks beneath gravel releasing lava on my stairs, flowing DOWN THEM and on to me. death. i had six diamonds too D:
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almost every time i try to ride my mine cart around my world a chicken always gets in the way of my cart a stops me like he is a highway man whereas all the other friendly mobs are busy jumping into the everburning logs and hellstone i put all over the place thus allowing me to use them easier... ****ing chicken spys wont even kills themselves to give me there feathers
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If you know a girl that will 'get freaky' with you because of something you made in minecraft... I highly recommend you marry her.
strange... now that I have the chicken suit on, the pigs are spying on me.
and I saw one sheep hanging around my house in progress.
I stared at the sheep, and it turned away.
yet I still see no other chickens on my map!
how odd...
also, it's almost morning, and I have seen no mobs. I am on normal. Coincidence? I think not.
strange... now that I have the chicken suit on, the pigs are spying on me.
and I saw one sheep hanging around my house in progress.
I stared at the sheep, and it turned away.
yet I still see no other chickens on my map!
how odd...
also, it's almost morning, and I have seen no mobs. I am on normal. Coincidence? I think not.
You're in the sky with a pig/sheep farm with light everywhere so no mob can get to you? Coincidence? I think not.
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I come back from building my 64-block gravel tower, and now it looks like this:
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This was a long time ago, and i've deleted the world since. But still.
this, no matter where it is, a chicken will get in
In other news, chickens fell down my Mineshaft and stared at my hidden floor chest where the diamonds are...I killed it and hid the chest somewhere else.
Yep, putting a Minecraft sig in the forums. Cause it's that awesome
So... consider: the supply of materials to craft weapons is finite. Very very large, but ultimately finite. The supply of chickens, however, is infinite.
The chickens are playing the long game, gentlemen. They're wearing us down. So slowly you might not even notice if you aren't paying attention.
Above that long stairway is another similar rail-less stairway, and in the process of digging out the whole thing I ended up with a single floating block with a torch on top a few spaces away from the stairs. At one point I was going down the stairs and as I passed that block I noticed that it had accumulated 4 chickens just sitting there. I reached the bottom and was nearly startled off my chair by a flash of pink and an abrupt (and rather surprised?) "OINK!" right in front of me. I had on occasion found pork just sitting there and wondered where it was coming from.
The chickens were luring pigs to their death. "C'mon! It's a great spot to watch him digging and he can't reach us! Just jump!"
I thought it were the cows! I have slaughtered many for no reason.
Unless...
What a sad story!
It is really creepy actually...
That quote is going into my signature.
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Well, I lied about the egg, but it DID disappear the i-g day my stuff went missing.
Sigg'd.
from a hill secrets passing
I then noticed it saw my llook
i did'nt look happy that chicken was a crook
of course I must be dreaming
chickens dont spy on people build
Then it jumped off the ledge and
I noticed..........It want a dream
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and I saw one sheep hanging around my house in progress.
I stared at the sheep, and it turned away.
yet I still see no other chickens on my map!
how odd...
also, it's almost morning, and I have seen no mobs. I am on normal. Coincidence? I think not.
You're in the sky with a pig/sheep farm with light everywhere so no mob can get to you? Coincidence? I think not.
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