My most hilarious death was just after the pond update. I had been exploring, hoping to generate surface lava. It was starting to get dark, and I was pretty far from spawn, so I found a nearby pond and pillared up in the middle of it, so I could drop down in the morning without dieing. Well, after the night was over, I dropped off the pillar, and landed in the water all fine and dandy. Then of course, I heard that damned hiss.
You know the rest.
On the bright side, the pillar was easy to find and I got my stuff back.
Everybody's talking about aggressive mobs. But the most EVIL, DEMENTED, PYSCHO mob is.... THE PIGGY!!! You're just hangin out on your epic house on a cliff and you see a piggy right? You say "hey, I get a friend, bacon, and some health. So then you decide to watch the sunset with your new wife. AND THEN your wife PUSHES YOU OFF THE CLIFF! P-I-G-S E-V-I-L
First time I'd ever played minecraft. I'd managed to survive the first night in a dirt hut, and soon learned that in fact creepers do not burn up in the sun...
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Also learned that it's probably a good idea to at least take a peek outside before blindly charging out
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I made a particle accelerator out of raw and cooked ham, but all I ended up finding was the Piggs Bacon
I made a 25 by 25 by 64 hole and I saw a chicken, see, chickens often accompany me at the bottom so I went over to push it off, as I went to push it off I slide over it (it was on a 1 me ledge thingy) and fell all the way down
while yelling FUUUUUUUU! walking back to bring vengence on the chicken it despawned and I FUUUUUed some more
Just today I was building a skyway to my base from my house. I decided it would be cool to put mine tracks on the skyway and make it a monorail type thing. I put a track in the wrong spot, and while hitting it to pick it up it fell. Unfortunately, it was nighttime so there were mobs everywhere, but I thought I was a manly man so climbed down into my base get my mine track. This was a big mistake.
The second I opened the door of my base there were two creepers and a spider running after me. I thought I could outrun them--the mine track was just outside my window. And I did outrun them, until they brought friends, and they had a lot of friends. So there I was just three blocks away from my orphaned mine track, when mobs came from every direction. Skeletons started showing up and my hearts were depleting fast, so instead of running back to my base I tried to run all the way back to my house. That was my first fatal mistake.
It was fatal because, well, I died. Luckily, my base was just a brisk walk away from my spawn, so again thinking I was a manly man, I sprinted back to base to retrieve my items. I died again, and spawned. I kept sprinting from my spawn to my base hoping that I would get lucky once and collect all my items. I died six times before I was able to even get in front of my base door, and one more time before I was able to get in.
The next morning I went out to inspect the damage and saw seven creeper holes, one bigger than the next. The lesson I learned was I am not a manly man (at least without my bow).
TL;DR
Don't go outside at night without your bow.
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I love the mountains
I love the big red sky
I love the sulfur
I love when white jellies fly
I love the nether
It has so many scary sounds
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BOOM DEE AH DAH
BOOM DEE AH DAH BOOM DEE AH DAH!!!
We all have died in Minecraft. Whether it will be a long fall or one of those blasted creepers. But have you died in a unique way? Tell us how.
Cannon backfired. I was laying amongst the rubble with a half heart... then I realized the blew the side of my incinerator... I burned to death with: 64 148 296 30 64
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I pledge allegiance to the creeper of the united blocks of Minecraft and to Notch who created it one TNT ignited under Ghasts and crafting and mining for all
Nothing extravagant, was just mining obsidian by leading a constant flow of water to a pit of lava.
Then, OF FRIKKIN COURSE, I miscalculated my position and had the water push me into the lava.
Feels bad man , especially considering the fact that I'd just found diamond after searching for a lifetime.
2 TNT blocks while TNT mining.
One blew up, unplugging the hole that contained the explosion.
Then the other one blew up... the very moment it contacted my head as a result of the first explosion.
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You know the rest.
On the bright side, the pillar was easy to find and I got my stuff back.
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Also learned that it's probably a good idea to at least take a peek outside before blindly charging out
while yelling FUUUUUUUU! walking back to bring vengence on the chicken it despawned and I FUUUUUed some more
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I then pushed the ZPM into the lava, literally saying 'Haha, take that Pigman! You are now in the lava burning!'
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At which point a ghast blew up the platform I was on, sending me into the lava.
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(this death brought to you buy Smilies)
The second I opened the door of my base there were two creepers and a spider running after me. I thought I could outrun them--the mine track was just outside my window. And I did outrun them, until they brought friends, and they had a lot of friends. So there I was just three blocks away from my orphaned mine track, when mobs came from every direction. Skeletons started showing up and my hearts were depleting fast, so instead of running back to my base I tried to run all the way back to my house. That was my first fatal mistake.
It was fatal because, well, I died. Luckily, my base was just a brisk walk away from my spawn, so again thinking I was a manly man, I sprinted back to base to retrieve my items. I died again, and spawned. I kept sprinting from my spawn to my base hoping that I would get lucky once and collect all my items. I died six times before I was able to even get in front of my base door, and one more time before I was able to get in.
The next morning I went out to inspect the damage and saw seven creeper holes, one bigger than the next. The lesson I learned was I am not a manly man (at least without my bow).
TL;DR
Don't go outside at night without your bow.
Then, OF FRIKKIN COURSE, I miscalculated my position and had the water push me into the lava.
Feels bad man
One blew up, unplugging the hole that contained the explosion.
Then the other one blew up... the very moment it contacted my head as a result of the first explosion.
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BOOM, HEADSHOT, BOOM