"Ah ****. Only two hearts left and the sun just went down... Better run back home and get some meat."
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You need to build an exact replica of Manhattan made of diamonds and when you're done then your diamond Manhattan disappears and in its crater is one lantern.
"I wonder if I can make a automated creeper drilling system"
"I have an idea..."
"I wonder if that skeleton sees me?"
"It would be funny if that pig hopping around pushed me off this cliiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffff *splat*"
"Clever girl..." Last words as I left the safety of my house to kill a a trapped zombie, only to hear a SSSSS and look to my right and see a creeper right there...
"Awww..look at those cute spiders..it's day time,so they can't hurt me! *Push of edge of high cliff*" -My Second world..before i deleted it in rage of losing my diamondz.
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"I've got a diamond sword but no torches, this descending steep dark pit with skeletons on miniature cliffs isn't all that threateninTWANGTWANGTWANGOOFOOFOOFTWANGOOF"
I enter the cave and soon realize that its a lot deeper than I thought.
"Oh boy, lava, I better be careful."
I wasn't careful enough.
"At least water doesn't flow down."
Someone dies because his water elevator slowed him down too much. (Not me thank god.)
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PvP is like sex. When both parties are willing, it can be a very enjoyable experience. However, when one party is not, it is bound to ruin someone's day.
That's what I said to my friend when he was spelunking caves, and trying to get out. He dug 4-5 stairs up, and like 3-4 zombies came out, and chased him down the stairs. He backed into a creeper.
"Ahh... Nothing will happen if I light this furnace on fire."
My friend (again) lit his furnace on fire for a second, put it out, and proceeded to walk out of his house. Which was at that time burning down.
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I find this amusing =P
"BONZI!?!"
"Holy mother of god!"
"****, ****, ****!"
"OH COME ON"
"********!"
Oh and
"JIHAD!?!?!"
"I have an idea..."
"I wonder if that skeleton sees me?"
"It would be funny if that pig hopping around pushed me off this cliiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffff *splat*"
"Clever girl..." Last words as I left the safety of my house to kill a a trapped zombie, only to hear a SSSSS and look to my right and see a creeper right there...
Bugger. The gravity was using HAX.
Why does Firefox hate me but Chrome doesn't?
Before the slimes were removed from Peaceful.
*Forgets the "back up" part of hit and back up*
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IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
fml bye bye first house ever! (me btw)
"sometimes, wizards are so awesome, it hurts"
AT: aRE YOU READY TO BE TROLLLLLED,
AT: wITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR MISERABLE HUMAN CORTEX,
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Curse Premium*wanders on surface* "hey, iron! thought they took it all already."
*stands on iron, starts to dig it*
"yay, got some ironAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
*i fall into a lava pit, but quickly makes a ledge and i land on it*
pit maker:"lol, n00b" *spider sneaks up behind him and attacks him, getting both him and the spider into the lava pit*
me:"what da-"
*pit maker lends on my ledge, but the spider ends up in lava, but not before somehow attacking and killing us in mid air*
http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=23440
I enter the cave and soon realize that its a lot deeper than I thought.
"Oh boy, lava, I better be careful."
I wasn't careful enough.
"At least water doesn't flow down."
Someone dies because his water elevator slowed him down too much. (Not me thank god.)
That's what I said to my friend when he was spelunking caves, and trying to get out. He dug 4-5 stairs up, and like 3-4 zombies came out, and chased him down the stairs. He backed into a creeper.
"Ahh... Nothing will happen if I light this furnace on fire."
My friend (again) lit his furnace on fire for a second, put it out, and proceeded to walk out of his house. Which was at that time burning down.
"Goddamn creep-" BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM...