Whoever wrote that is one of the biggest idiots in the world. I was in such a good mood, too. :sad.gif:
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You need to build an exact replica of Manhattan made of diamonds and when you're done then your diamond Manhattan disappears and in its crater is one lantern.
So I believed it at first too, but I was wrong. It is fake. Proof can be found at the bio page http://objectiveministries.org/members/ , where most of the organizations and references listed just do not exist. There is no Mt. Fellowship Baptist church, Fellowship University, "Fisherman's Quandary" in game theory, or League of Women Boycotters.
Oh god, if it was real, I would be laughing all day at how retarded these people are.
My little sis has a Christian friend, and she's really annoying, you say "Oh my god ****ing creepers" and she blows up in your face about Christianity.
Also, she hates Jews for some reason, I thought Jesus was Jewish? I'm an Atheist, so I wouldn't know.
What made my day was the pic of the 'conversation' this KyleG had with Pantyz4life, because we all know with a name like that, there's got to be a point where he says something worthy of an after-game Halo 3 lobby. Like, "lolz 3-day rspwn, jezus was a teemkillur".
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306,665 blocks of coal,
134,588 blocks of Iron,
47,689 blocks of Redstone,
14,639 blocks of Gold,
BUT THERE ARE, IN GRAND TOTAL, EXACTLY 293 BLOCKS OF CLAY.
WHAT THE CRAP.
God I hate people like that. Hes so stupid. Obviously rock is stronger then sand, thats not christian. The the game isnt named MInecraft Alpha, alpha is the stage in development..
Its not satire, its on objectiveminestries.org.... why would that make fun themselves? .org's dont do satire..
Yeah, like someone said earlier, it was cool, kinda something neat, but when they said the purpose for the game being developed was to teach biblical lessons, I kinda madfaced.
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I wouldn't pee my pants.
I would explode them with a fiery explosion of ****.
Very well done satire. And for your info, Loglob, .org doesn't mean it can't be funny/satire. :smile.gif:
But to all those getting angry. This is a parody/satire.
There's no reason at all to get angry.
Trust me and everyone else here who has stated it's Satire.
It's 100% satire/parody/joke.
No need to get upset.
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I have Asperger's Syndrome, a mental disorder of the Autistic Spectrum, apologies in advance if my posts seem a bit off.
For as long as the grass grows
For as long as the stream flows
And the sun shines down unto us
Only they who walk the clouds know
For how long the winds blow
And the sky is blue above us
My little sis has a Christian friend, and she's really annoying, you say "Oh my god ****ing creepers" and she blows up in your face about Christianity.
Also, she hates Jews for some reason, I thought Jesus was Jewish? I'm an Atheist, so I wouldn't know.
Real Minecraft men use Creepers to harvest Wool.
Its not satire, its on objectiveminestries.org.... why would that make fun themselves? .org's dont do satire..
EDIT: 666th post. What a coincidence.
But to all those getting angry. This is a parody/satire.
There's no reason at all to get angry.
Trust me and everyone else here who has stated it's Satire.
It's 100% satire/parody/joke.
No need to get upset.
Set them on fire!
That explains all those churches...
For as long as the stream flows
And the sun shines down unto us
Only they who walk the clouds know
For how long the winds blow
And the sky is blue above us
This.
I lol'd pretty hard while facepalming at this article.
'Was pretty funny how they tried to incorporate Christian themes into Minecraft.
"OMG DEY R SO RONG LAWL MC WASNT MAD FOR CHRISTN STUF LOL I AM SMART"
At least it was still a good review, minus the satire stuff.
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You've got the world on your back Turtleey, you understand it better. Well, at least with the texpack I took from Painterly you do. >_____>
THERES VOIDHOLES IN UR BACK THO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Your sarcasm detector needs recalibrating.