Billions of years ago, there was a god. His name was Super Mega Ultra. Super mega ultra was all, "Lol, im bored" so he created a world out of grains of dandruff he found in his comb. These dandruff grains were unlike the one you and I have, they were MAGIC. They were interesting colors, weights, textures, ect. They werent different shapes though, they were all cube things. Well, he saw this world, and was like "Dude, this needs a sun and moon, and little people and animals" So he made those out of the hair in his shower drain. Super Mega Ultra scratched his butt, and found a big green slimey blob. He was like "LOL imma put this on the world and see what the people think about it" So he put the blob onto the world. The blob separated, and turned into living creatures, that exploded for no reason. Super Mega Ultra was like "Lol" Well, anyways, people lived happy and such, making cities, and stuff. Anyways, a long time ago, this dude named Bill Tristol was walking around, when he saw a pig. Bill liked pigs. No really, he liked them. Alot. Ever hear of bestiality? Never mind. Anyways, Bill chased after the pig for quite a while. The pig ran into a cave, and Bill, still chasing, ran into the cave. He followed the pig deeper into the cave, until the pig turned around. The pig shook, and its skin fell off, revealing that the pig was really a Creeper! The creeper hissed, and summoned a whole army of creepers, which all 'sploded at once. This huge explosion was enough to destroy the majority of the world, except for a small portion. Super Mega Ultra was like "Damn, oh well" On the portion that survived the 'splosion, one person lived. Only one person for some reason. And his/her name was <insert name here>. <insert name here> was a brave adventurer. He/she traveled across the land, mining, swimming, hiding, killing, running away from "HIM", digging, building, crafting, smelting, eating, planting, and walking. Lots of walking.