When you light a bright red torch and expect it to create electricity.
When you grab a pickaxe and mine in your yard sure you'll find diamonds eventually.
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you guard the door with a toy sword of your kid in the hand at night
also should this not go in forum games?
Someone else said so, I silently agreed, and here you are saying it. Some others said no, but I disagree.
When you can punch through sand.
When you can punch through dirt.
When you can punch through gravel.
When you can punch through trees.
When you can punch through plank wall.
When you can punch through stone.
When you can punch through ZOMBIE head!!!
...then you know you're playing Minecraft too much
... ... or you're becoming Chuck Norris.
Wasn't funny; sick of failed Chuck Norris jokes. >_>
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You registered just to post that?
No but it is the first thing I posted.
I dated someone with exactly your personality.
On Topic:
When you are arguing with someone and you wish you could just set them to Peaceful so you could get back to work.
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When you call your brother to brag about your castle.
OR
When you text your girlfriend because you perfected your Creeper character skin....
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When you don't look up porn before bed because you can get an extra 15-20 minutes of minecraft in.
When you don't go buy cigarettes, even when the store's about to close, because you are waiting on stone to smelt.
When you select the path you take to and from work based on the least amount of upward slope in your travel.
When you're running late for work and you briefly consider eating the uncooked bacon because it's only half as effective.
Or my most recent personal experience:
When your dog has started barking when he hears a creeper because he knows you're about to be angry.
When you grab a pickaxe and mine in your yard sure you'll find diamonds eventually.
Someone else said so, I silently agreed, and here you are saying it. Some others said no, but I disagree.
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When you push a minecart past another, hop in really quick, and expect a rollercoaster.
LOL
http://www.minerwars.com/?aid=1032
No but it is the first thing I posted.
My thoughts exactly. >_>
Edit: NINJAD
Credit to zaks88
Wasn't funny; sick of failed Chuck Norris jokes. >_>
I dated someone with exactly your personality.
On Topic:
When you are arguing with someone and you wish you could just set them to Peaceful so you could get back to work.
------
When you call your brother to brag about your castle.
OR
When you text your girlfriend because you perfected your Creeper character skin....
-----
When you don't look up porn before bed because you can get an extra 15-20 minutes of minecraft in.
When you don't go buy cigarettes, even when the store's about to close, because you are waiting on stone to smelt.
When you select the path you take to and from work based on the least amount of upward slope in your travel.
When you're running late for work and you briefly consider eating the uncooked bacon because it's only half as effective.
Or my most recent personal experience:
When your dog has started barking when he hears a creeper because he knows you're about to be angry.
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