139: Start a forest map, with no water
140: Stockpile TNT
141: Build a stone tower with tressels to drop TNT down at anyone attempting to ascend into my tower, and a wooden pillar up the side of the tower
142: Burn the map
xD JK, but what I would really do is:
139: Collect lots of dirt, sand, wood, saplings, and stone
140: Make lots of glass
141: Build an underwater island
142: Sap resources from the mainlands
143: Build elaborate tunnels to my base from hidden locations, and around the map
144: Make secret tunnels to different buildings
145: Spy on villagers and wait for them to leave their stores of goods
146: Steal things little by little to amass my stockpiles
147: Build traps all across the map
(.149.) Become the neighborhood blacksmith, trading armor for gold.
(.150.) Become the neighborhood craftsmaster, trading weapons and gear for gold.
(.151.) Become the neighborhood carpenter, trading houses for gold.
(.152.) Become the neighborhood farmer, trading wheat and future crops for gold.
(.153.) Become the neighborhood banker, storing minerals and building materials for gold.
If I were a jerk, then:
159: Replace people's stocks of grey wool with white and black wool.
160: Break into greenhouses and dig up all the plants, taking the seeds and wheat
161: Raid people's wood supplies and burn them in a furnace
If I played like I do now, I would:
159: Chop down all the trees and hoard the saplings
160: Start a tree farm
161: Trade wood for pork (raw), stone, coal, and iron
162: Live well in a green house with large amounts of pork, and full iron tools.
174: Go back to number one. then 50. then 62, then 91, and finally 28.
175:Make a Pit of Tnt. Put diamond in it. Wait for some poor scmuck to wander in.
176: Make TnT. Put it in someones base. Laugh so hard as the people try to remove it, and then blow up instead.
177: Find Notch. Then, from amazement.
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178: Somehow craft a special trap where the enemy thinks they have to blow up TnT to get me...
[iron] [iron] [iron] [iron] [iron]
[iron] [iron] [iron] [iron] [iron]
[iron]
[iron]
Iron = Air.
Grass = Whole map
Dynamite= Placed under whole map.
If I take cover in the TnT... It's a suicidal-kill-the-whole map, or I can carefully construct an exit.
>: )
179: Watch in complete horror as map resources are depleted so fast that nobody has enough of anything and everybody is reduced to using wooden tools like a bunch of savages.
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Postby zipfe » Thu Sep 16, 2010 11:59 pm
A new player yesterday called them "a green penis which exploded in my face" after leaving his first shelter.
180: Make a huge farm.
181: Irrigate it and set it up to mass-produce enough crops to feed the world.
182: Get paid not to grow anything.
183: Build a castle in the sky out of glass that nobody can see unless they are looking for it.
184: Make a glass ceiling over the nearest town.
185: Set up a TNT delivery system, so I can drop TNT from little floating things shaped like B-2 bombers onto things below.
186: Demand tribute.
187: Get paid not to blow everybody up.
188: Get startup money for a mining operation from investors.
189: Get more investments.
190: Pay that money to the first investors.
191: Reskin self as Bernie Madoff.
192: If somebody asks to see the mine, lead them to a fancy fake entrance, down a staircase, and flood with lava.
193: Reset and repeat.
194: Get paid to hoard money.
195: Get paid to kill people.
197: Skip a number and ask for ransom so I don't do it again.
198: Get paid for using numbers.
199: Start a "Pick a Box" gambling hut.
200: Make all boxes full of spiders.
201: Sell tickets to gladiator show: Man versus spiders.
202: Get paid for being evil.
203: Get paid in various other nefarious schemes.
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I like making tools for Minecraft. Here are a few of the ones that I have made so far:
MazeGen (Version 1.0) --- An automatic maze generation tool ModelGen (Version 1.0) --- A 3D model import tool
204. Hide deep underground in at largest a 5x5 room for most of the time while everyone's killing eachother.
205. Steal all the ores underground while everyone's killing eachother.
206. Use ores to make a huge stock of armor and weapons.
207. Resurface, kill everyone, take their resources.
208. Hide a huge stash of tnt in someone's house and then set it all off.
209. trick someone without any tools into going into a cave and then sealing them in there with iron blocks.
210. Count how many people fall to their deaths on floating maps.
Jesus people.
138. Turn into the Minecraft version of: 'The Thief Lord."
I get to be Scipio :biggrin.gif:
140: Stockpile TNT
141: Build a stone tower with tressels to drop TNT down at anyone attempting to ascend into my tower, and a wooden pillar up the side of the tower
142: Burn the map
xD JK, but what I would really do is:
139: Collect lots of dirt, sand, wood, saplings, and stone
140: Make lots of glass
141: Build an underwater island
142: Sap resources from the mainlands
143: Build elaborate tunnels to my base from hidden locations, and around the map
144: Make secret tunnels to different buildings
145: Spy on villagers and wait for them to leave their stores of goods
146: Steal things little by little to amass my stockpiles
147: Build traps all across the map
(.150.) Become the neighborhood craftsmaster, trading weapons and gear for gold.
(.151.) Become the neighborhood carpenter, trading houses for gold.
(.152.) Become the neighborhood farmer, trading wheat and future crops for gold.
(.153.) Become the neighborhood banker, storing minerals and building materials for gold.
???
Profit.
^The Portal Song!^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6Q_koTHB54
^Taste the cake song!^
The cake is NOT a lie!
159: Replace people's stocks of grey wool with white and black wool.
160: Break into greenhouses and dig up all the plants, taking the seeds and wheat
161: Raid people's wood supplies and burn them in a furnace
If I played like I do now, I would:
159: Chop down all the trees and hoard the saplings
160: Start a tree farm
161: Trade wood for pork (raw), stone, coal, and iron
162: Live well in a green house with large amounts of pork, and full iron tools.
my firefox messed as always
stfu it
I saw 127 so i put 128...
^The Portal Song!^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6Q_koTHB54
^Taste the cake song!^
The cake is NOT a lie!
175:Make a Pit of Tnt. Put diamond in it. Wait for some poor scmuck to wander in.
176: Make TnT. Put it in someones base. Laugh so hard as the people try to remove it, and then blow up instead.
177: Find Notch. Then, from amazement.
[iron] [iron] [iron] [iron] [iron]
[iron] [iron] [iron] [iron] [iron]
[iron]
[iron]
Iron = Air.
Grass = Whole map
Dynamite= Placed under whole map.
If I take cover in the TnT... It's a suicidal-kill-the-whole map, or I can carefully construct an exit.
>: )
181: Irrigate it and set it up to mass-produce enough crops to feed the world.
182: Get paid not to grow anything.
183: Build a castle in the sky out of glass that nobody can see unless they are looking for it.
184: Make a glass ceiling over the nearest town.
185: Set up a TNT delivery system, so I can drop TNT from little floating things shaped like B-2 bombers onto things below.
186: Demand tribute.
187: Get paid not to blow everybody up.
188: Get startup money for a mining operation from investors.
189: Get more investments.
190: Pay that money to the first investors.
191: Reskin self as Bernie Madoff.
192: If somebody asks to see the mine, lead them to a fancy fake entrance, down a staircase, and flood with lava.
193: Reset and repeat.
194: Get paid to hoard money.
195: Get paid to kill people.
197: Skip a number and ask for ransom so I don't do it again.
198: Get paid for using numbers.
199: Start a "Pick a Box" gambling hut.
200: Make all boxes full of spiders.
201: Sell tickets to gladiator show: Man versus spiders.
202: Get paid for being evil.
203: Get paid in various other nefarious schemes.
MazeGen (Version 1.0) --- An automatic maze generation tool
ModelGen (Version 1.0) --- A 3D model import tool
205. Steal all the ores underground while everyone's killing eachother.
206. Use ores to make a huge stock of armor and weapons.
207. Resurface, kill everyone, take their resources.
209. trick someone without any tools into going into a cave and then sealing them in there with iron blocks.
210. Count how many people fall to their deaths on floating maps.