??? Lose track of what number of crazy thing your going to do in hell
??? Get chased by 18 ghasts, OVER 9000 PIGMEN. into lava.
1132. Remember what the number was.
1133. Eat bedrock
1134. Watch epic cutscene where your about to be killed by a ghast with your inventory filled with diamonds and your
pigman buddy crashes through the top of hell (He was on vacation at heaven) holding his golden sword yelling FALCOOOON SLAAAAAAAAAAASH!,You dash into a hole and crouch. You hear a massive explosion. You look out, The entire land of
hell has been blown up. You see an figure emerging from the smoke. It is satan. Holding his blood-red pitchfork, He lifts it up and points it at you. You start to rise as he lifts his pitchfork higher. The smoke starts to disappear as you see more and more multiple figures. All the smoke disappears,And You see hundreds and hundreds of pigmen. All seemed well. There was a flash of blinding white light, When you open your eyes, Your back on earth. You walk back to your house mourning about your great friend who saved your life. You open your door. And your buddy is standing there.
???:turn on peacefull.
???:Build a city
???:Turn On hard
???:No profit
???:Cry
???:Eat A Meatball
???:Say NOMNOMNOM
???:"new map"
???:New Portal
???: Repeat everything until you are not hungry and bored.
???: Build a castle out of glass, up by the roof, with occasional one block gaps in the floor, marked for safety, from which you can place and drop TNT on passing ghasts/zombie pig men/adventurers.
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"Minecraft is like an orgasm - even science can't describe it"
[quote=Cryptonat][quote=Snitch]Basically you're stuck in hell till you find a portal out. There are alternatives to pig, by the way, as you probably know. :> There are no alternatives to Bacon. Ever.
???- Get rid of that flint and steel you took to the nether just incase
???- Let a ghast destroy your portal
???- Try to get the Ghast to light the portal again
???- Try to build a portal to heaven
???- Go up as far as you can and see if there is a surface to hell
???- Invite a zombie pigman into your house
???- Bring a ghast back to the other world with you to impress your friends
???- Enslave the creatures of the nether and never work again
???-Build a pool and use lava instead of water
???-Grow a garden
???-Lure zombie pigmen into fire to get free cooked food
???-Destroy the nether looking for a secret block you think was never mentioned
???-Have a ghast light your fireplace
???-Lure a ghast in a box and fill it with lava
???-Remember you forgot something and return to the other world
???-Find a good flat area and build your new base
???-Say forget the nether, go through your portal, destroy your portal and build a new house
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Everytime i log on, i expect to see my warn status go up.
??. Play cricket with a group of ghasts
done.
55: figure out that he'll is called the nether
56: get raped by 10 zomby pidmen
??? Get chased by 18 ghasts, OVER 9000 PIGMEN. into lava.
1132. Remember what the number was.
1133. Eat bedrock
1134. Watch epic cutscene where your about to be killed by a ghast with your inventory filled with diamonds and your
pigman buddy crashes through the top of hell (He was on vacation at heaven) holding his golden sword yelling FALCOOOON SLAAAAAAAAAAASH!,You dash into a hole and crouch. You hear a massive explosion. You look out, The entire land of
hell has been blown up. You see an figure emerging from the smoke. It is satan. Holding his blood-red pitchfork, He lifts it up and points it at you. You start to rise as he lifts his pitchfork higher. The smoke starts to disappear as you see more and more multiple figures. All the smoke disappears,And You see hundreds and hundreds of pigmen. All seemed well. There was a flash of blinding white light, When you open your eyes, Your back on earth. You walk back to your house mourning about your great friend who saved your life. You open your door. And your buddy is standing there.
??? die, then get riencarnated as a giant skeleton in the lava river
???. Remember pigs have 7 hour long orgasms.
117 (HALO: REACH FTW! [minecraft is also good, I like both.]). Create new world, find old base.
118. Scream "AAAUUUGGHHH" And face-keyboard.
I was the second person to use the avatar I have. The rest took it from me. The first I asked, he said yes.
I know what I'm doing. I plan ahead, or get tired and screw up everything.
???:Build a city
???:Turn On hard
???:No profit
???:Cry
???:Eat A Meatball
???:Say NOMNOMNOM
???:"new map"
???:New Portal
???: Repeat everything until you are not hungry and bored.
"Minecraft is like an orgasm - even science can't describe it"
[quote=Cryptonat][quote=Snitch]Basically you're stuck in hell till you find a portal out. There are alternatives to pig, by the way, as you probably know. :> There are no alternatives to Bacon. Ever.
???- Let a ghast destroy your portal
???- Try to get the Ghast to light the portal again
???- Try to build a portal to heaven
???- Go up as far as you can and see if there is a surface to hell
???- Invite a zombie pigman into your house
???- Bring a ghast back to the other world with you to impress your friends
???- Enslave the creatures of the nether and never work again
???-Build a pool and use lava instead of water
???-Grow a garden
???-Lure zombie pigmen into fire to get free cooked food
???-Destroy the nether looking for a secret block you think was never mentioned
???-Have a ghast light your fireplace
???-Lure a ghast in a box and fill it with lava
???-Remember you forgot something and return to the other world
???-Find a good flat area and build your new base
???-Say forget the nether, go through your portal, destroy your portal and build a new house
Everytime i log on, i expect to see my warn status go up.
???. make carnival show about it
???.??????
???. profit!!!!