Lanolin (the oil in sheep wool) is a flame-retardent, which is why it is used in firemen uniforms (sheep don't like being set on fire), which you would know if you were a really an Austrailian, because, as we all know, Austrailians LOVE THEIR SHEEP.
If YOU were really Australian, you would know KIWI'S love their sheep, not us.
Due to the unbelievable awesomeness of the PAIN forest, I have performed a dramatic reading of the original post.
It's my first time doing anything like this, so forgive the quality being a little dodgy, and me getting a little Schwarzenegger around the Iron Trees. Lol.
"'How do you fight someone smarter than yourself? The answer is simple. You make her think that you are sitting down across the table from her, ready to play her game. Then you punch her in the face as hard as you can.'"