Pigs will spawn FULLY COOKED and ANGRY. They will lung at you and can jump FOUR METERS into the AIR. They will also GLARE at you disconcertingly from a DISTANCE. This will probably make unmanly men feel UNCOMFORTABLE. Manly men, however, will KICK THOSE PIGS' ASSES.
What about the part where minecarts in the Pain Forest will be flying at high velocities and hitting the end of a track causes you to be ejected at SELF DISMEMBERING SPEEDS?
Best. Thread. Ever.
You sir, will go in my signature.
Being so goddamn manly myself, I fully intend to beat these 'steel trees' down with my fists alone, not to mention the fact that I will extract all diamond from the walls merely by staring at them until they BLEED to death.
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The Hunter races ever forward, Full of vim naught can dispel.
Loyal, stubborn and straightforward, He'd follow a friend straight to Hell.
Gah, that was so funny I had to get up halfway through so I could breathe XD
I actually copied and pasted the part about TNT (my favorite part) as a link for my FB. XD
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"Crude Stew, do you fear it AppleBloom? Sometimes life is not a cakewalk served up on a silver spoon."
Since the PAIN FOREST is so manly, the average man considers, "What beast would dare flaunt with the MANLIEST of men in the MANLIEST of UNNATURAL conditions? Perhaps, BEARS? Possibly SHARKS?" But alas, average citizen. You are not MANLY enough to comprehend what GODLESS ACTS occur in the REALM OF THE MANLY. There are no BEARS. There are no SHARKS. There are only PANTHER-SHOOTING ROCKET-RIDING UNDEAD DINOSAURS that FLOURISH in CLOUDS OF LAVA. In the PAIN FOREST, there are no WHIMPY, BLUE, CHEERY CLOUDS. Only deposits of FLYING MAGMA. Why it flys, not even our BEST SCIENCE knows for sure. However we suspect it has something to do with MAGNETS and MIRACLES, of which your mind would MELT at the MERE THOUGHT of COMPREHENDING.
And, what about that diamond pickaxe of yours? WHAT ABOUT THAT DIAMOND PICKAXE OF YOURS. You thought you were going to mine the NEW, RARE and EXOTIC and MANLY resources of the PAIN FOREST? Like SOLID, VIRGIN BEER with an alcohol content of 100%? These new, *INDUSTRABLE, materials SHATTER your picks and cause your shovels to SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST. It is IMPOSSIBLE to obtain ANYTHING without the use of your BARE HANDS. And you thought you were gonna craft a minecart behind my back? TOO BAD. Due to TESTOSTERONE
POISONING, the minecart, workbench, and all of your chests and resources VIOLENTLY EXPLODE.
*We had Webster invent a newfangled "word" to describe how hard these things are.
All right i've been thinking.. when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?
I bookmarked this so I can read this whenever I'm feeling down. You, sir, have made my week. You win the Internet. On another note, you have made it into two peoples' signatures so far. Good job.
[EDIT] More than two, it seems.
[EDIT2] Four, including mine.
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Manly blood is both highly acidic AND highly basic, but I'm glad to see you're paying attention.
I agree with this MANLY MANLY MAN. To fully agree i vouch my own MANLINESS which is a courageous act of MANLINESS.
favorite part :tongue.gif:
This
I want to live in the Pain Forest!
I could build a second vacation home there, or something. Maybe a doomsday device. I don't know.
You are too funny.
Favorite part was
You sir, will go in my signature.
Being so goddamn manly myself, I fully intend to beat these 'steel trees' down with my fists alone, not to mention the fact that I will extract all diamond from the walls merely by staring at them until they BLEED to death.
Loyal, stubborn and straightforward, He'd follow a friend straight to Hell.
I actually copied and pasted the part about TNT (my favorite part) as a link for my FB. XD
You just had to go and ruin it.
And, what about that diamond pickaxe of yours? WHAT ABOUT THAT DIAMOND PICKAXE OF YOURS. You thought you were going to mine the NEW, RARE and EXOTIC and MANLY resources of the PAIN FOREST? Like SOLID, VIRGIN BEER with an alcohol content of 100%? These new, *INDUSTRABLE, materials SHATTER your picks and cause your shovels to SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST. It is IMPOSSIBLE to obtain ANYTHING without the use of your BARE HANDS. And you thought you were gonna craft a minecart behind my back? TOO BAD. Due to TESTOSTERONE
POISONING, the minecart, workbench, and all of your chests and resources VIOLENTLY EXPLODE.
*We had Webster invent a newfangled "word" to describe how hard these things are.
Good job OP, you made my 2 last hours of my day.
Fun forum about lamps
[EDIT] More than two, it seems.
[EDIT2] Four, including mine.