I could be wrong, but last night I noticed that chickens now cast a shadow on the ground. The game get's secretly updated here and there. That's an awesome thing by
I can't decide whether the people here are being very sarcastic or not... Personally this update is great, and unnecessary pathetic little reasons like "It's not on a friday" and "I'm Pisses" is totally unrealistic... Then again he could be joking...
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He's joking, broski.
It's REALLY obvious to be honest.
LMAO I came into this expecting an essay but I got a laugh.
You want an essay? You want a God damned essay? Here you go:
Please forgive me, but I told you so. I predicted long ago that Minecraft would impose a "glass ceiling" that limits our opportunities for promotions in most jobs. Now that it has, I'd like to express my thoughts on the matter. Before I launch into my main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal-clear: (1) It's undoubtedly speaking through its hat when it says that honesty and responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless, and (2) as a result of that, its habitués are easily manipulated. Now that you know where I stand on those issues, I can safely say that inasmuch as I disagree with its accusations and find its ad hominem attacks offensive, I am happy to meet its speech with more speech and, if necessary, continue this discussion until the truth shines.
I'm not a depraved person. I'd like nothing more than to extend my hand in friendship to Minecraft's loyalists and convey my hope that in the days to come we can work together to comment on a phenomenon that has and will continue to brainwash the masses into submission. Unfortunately, knowing them, they'd rather take control of a nation and suck it dry because that's what Minecraft wants. If you've ever watched television or read a book, odds are that you already know that I sincerely dislike Minecraft. Likes or dislikes, however, are irrelevant to observed facts, such as that Minecraft's perspective is that it's morally obligated to provide cover for an uncompromising agenda. My perspective, in contrast, is that if egotism were an Olympic sport, Minecraft would clinch the gold medal.
Minecraft wants to cause an increase in disease, officialism, crime, and vice. You know what groups have historically wanted to do the same thing? Fascists and Nazis. Minecraft may be reasonably cunning with words. However, it is completely wanton with everything else. It is clear from what I have already written that I and Minecraft part company when it comes to the issue of frotteurism. It feels that the government (and perhaps it itself) should have sweeping powers to arrest and hold people indefinitely on flimsy grounds while I allege that we have a choice. Either we let ourselves be led like lambs to the slaughter by Minecraft and its subordinates or we treat the blows of circumstance. While I don't expect you to have much trouble making up your mind you should nevertheless consider that Minecraft refuses to come to terms with reality. It prefers instead to live in a fantasy world of rationalization and hallucination.
Minecraft's fantasy is to sacrifice children on the twin altars of revisionism and greed. It dreams of a world that grants it such a freedom with no strings attached. Welcome to the world of totalitarianism! In that nightmare world it has long since been forgotten that I welcome Minecraft's comments. However, Minecraft needs to realize that it has stated that it answers to no one. That's just pure diabolism. Well, in Minecraft's case, it might be pure ignorance, seeing that Minecraft descends from a long line of militant negativism enthusiasts who like to advocate Minecraft's machinations amid a hue and cry as voluble as it is irritable. It's that simple.
This is a free country, and I think we ought to keep it that way. Minecraft has a staggering number of nettlesome, lamebrained advocates. One way to lower their numbers, if not eradicate them entirely, is simple. We just inform them that Minecraft's claim that individual worth is defined by race, ethnicity, religion, or national origin is not only an attack on the concept of objectivity but an assault on the human mind. If Minecraft gets its way, we will soon be engulfed in a Dark Age of lexiphanicism and indescribable horror. That's why I'm telling you that anyone who hasn't been living in a cave with his eyes shut and his ears plugged knows that you may be worried that it will elevate its insinuations to prominence as epistemological principles as soon as our backs are turned. If so, then I share your misgivings. But let's not worry about that now. Instead, let's discuss my observation that if Minecraft wants to complain, it should have an argument. It shouldn't just throw out the word "deanthropomorphization", for example, and expect us to be scared. I suppose that's all I have to say in this letter. If there are any points on which you require explanation or further particulars I shall be glad to furnish such additional details as may be required.
The number of people who are actually taking this seriously is astounding. "Someone take this guy's minecraft away". We got people accusing the OP of trolling, people screaming that he's the one that fails, anger and wage and all this. Man, how can someone NOT get that this is a joke? How can they be that dense? =/
=O Unless THEY'RE trolling me by accusing OP of trolling when he's not, making me shocked that they accused him of trolling, when really they're trolling themselves by screwing with everybody, by acting like they didn't get the obvious joke, thus accusing the OP of trolling even though they themselves are trolls trolling the forum about trolling.
The number of people who are actually taking this seriously is astounding. "Someone take this guy's minecraft away". We got people accusing the OP of trolling, people screaming that he's the one that fails, anger and wage and all this. Man, how can someone NOT get that this is a joke? How can they be that dense? =/
=O Unless THEY'RE trolling me by accusing OP of trolling when he's not, making me shocked that they accused him of trolling, when really they're trolling themselves by screwing with everybody, by acting like they didn't get the obvious joke, thus accusing the OP of trolling even though they themselves are trolls trolling the forum about trolling.
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The unofficial winner of the thread. Now let's put it back in its grave, kids.
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Every time I come to these forums, I think more and more that I'm the only person who plays Minecraft normally.
Every time I come to these forums, I think more and more that there is no such thing as playing Minecraft normally.
Since 75%ish of the posts in this thread are not actually about what the thread's about, and since the thread was of little discussionary value to begin with, perhaps it's time to lock it.
He's joking, broski.
It's REALLY obvious to be honest.
MineScience - viewtopic.php?f=25&t=166560
Dragonator - viewtopic.php?f=25&t=141803
Sand Skiffs - viewtopic.php?f=25&t=233346
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I do stuff.
TOO PREDICTABLE.
You need to read my post again.
I think everyone does, and then leave it at that.
=O Unless THEY'RE trolling me by accusing OP of trolling when he's not, making me shocked that they accused him of trolling, when really they're trolling themselves by screwing with everybody, by acting like they didn't get the obvious joke, thus accusing the OP of trolling even though they themselves are trolls trolling the forum about trolling.
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I lol'd
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You failed.
We all fail by clicking on this thread.
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The unofficial winner of the thread. Now let's put it back in its grave, kids.