Calling people trolls is a dilemma and thus not contributive to do: if you are right you just feed the troll and bump the thread up for others to see it, or you are just threadshitting and adding to the hate in a thread.
LMAO I came into this expecting an essay but I got a laugh.
You want an essay? You want a God damned essay? Here you go:
Please forgive me, but I told you so. I predicted long ago that Minecraft would impose a "glass ceiling" that limits our opportunities for promotions in most jobs. Now that it has, I'd like to express my thoughts on the matter. Before I launch into my main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal-clear: (1) It's undoubtedly speaking through its hat when it says that honesty and responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless, and (2) as a result of that, its habitués are easily manipulated. Now that you know where I stand on those issues, I can safely say that inasmuch as I disagree with its accusations and find its ad hominem attacks offensive, I am happy to meet its speech with more speech and, if necessary, continue this discussion until the truth shines.
I'm not a depraved person. I'd like nothing more than to extend my hand in friendship to Minecraft's loyalists and convey my hope that in the days to come we can work together to comment on a phenomenon that has and will continue to brainwash the masses into submission. Unfortunately, knowing them, they'd rather take control of a nation and suck it dry because that's what Minecraft wants. If you've ever watched television or read a book, odds are that you already know that I sincerely dislike Minecraft. Likes or dislikes, however, are irrelevant to observed facts, such as that Minecraft's perspective is that it's morally obligated to provide cover for an uncompromising agenda. My perspective, in contrast, is that if egotism were an Olympic sport, Minecraft would clinch the gold medal.
Minecraft wants to cause an increase in disease, officialism, crime, and vice. You know what groups have historically wanted to do the same thing? Fascists and Nazis. Minecraft may be reasonably cunning with words. However, it is completely wanton with everything else. It is clear from what I have already written that I and Minecraft part company when it comes to the issue of frotteurism. It feels that the government (and perhaps it itself) should have sweeping powers to arrest and hold people indefinitely on flimsy grounds while I allege that we have a choice. Either we let ourselves be led like lambs to the slaughter by Minecraft and its subordinates or we treat the blows of circumstance. While I don't expect you to have much trouble making up your mind you should nevertheless consider that Minecraft refuses to come to terms with reality. It prefers instead to live in a fantasy world of rationalization and hallucination.
Minecraft's fantasy is to sacrifice children on the twin altars of revisionism and greed. It dreams of a world that grants it such a freedom with no strings attached. Welcome to the world of totalitarianism! In that nightmare world it has long since been forgotten that I welcome Minecraft's comments. However, Minecraft needs to realize that it has stated that it answers to no one. That's just pure diabolism. Well, in Minecraft's case, it might be pure ignorance, seeing that Minecraft descends from a long line of militant negativism enthusiasts who like to advocate Minecraft's machinations amid a hue and cry as voluble as it is irritable. It's that simple.
This is a free country, and I think we ought to keep it that way. Minecraft has a staggering number of nettlesome, lamebrained advocates. One way to lower their numbers, if not eradicate them entirely, is simple. We just inform them that Minecraft's claim that individual worth is defined by race, ethnicity, religion, or national origin is not only an attack on the concept of objectivity but an assault on the human mind. If Minecraft gets its way, we will soon be engulfed in a Dark Age of lexiphanicism and indescribable horror. That's why I'm telling you that anyone who hasn't been living in a cave with his eyes shut and his ears plugged knows that you may be worried that it will elevate its insinuations to prominence as epistemological principles as soon as our backs are turned. If so, then I share your misgivings. But let's not worry about that now. Instead, let's discuss my observation that if Minecraft wants to complain, it should have an argument. It shouldn't just throw out the word "deanthropomorphization", for example, and expect us to be scared. I suppose that's all I have to say in this letter. If there are any points on which you require explanation or further particulars I shall be glad to furnish such additional details as may be required.
LMAO I came into this expecting an essay but I got a laugh.
You want an essay? You want a God damned essay? Here you go:
Please forgive me, but I told you so. I predicted long ago that Minecraft would impose a "glass ceiling" that limits our opportunities for promotions in most jobs. Now that it has, I'd like to express my thoughts on the matter. Before I launch into my main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal-clear: (1) It's undoubtedly speaking through its hat when it says that honesty and responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless, and (2) as a result of that, its habitués are easily manipulated. Now that you know where I stand on those issues, I can safely say that inasmuch as I disagree with its accusations and find its ad hominem attacks offensive, I am happy to meet its speech with more speech and, if necessary, continue this discussion until the truth shines.
I'm not a depraved person. I'd like nothing more than to extend my hand in friendship to Minecraft's loyalists and convey my hope that in the days to come we can work together to comment on a phenomenon that has and will continue to brainwash the masses into submission. Unfortunately, knowing them, they'd rather take control of a nation and suck it dry because that's what Minecraft wants. If you've ever watched television or read a book, odds are that you already know that I sincerely dislike Minecraft. Likes or dislikes, however, are irrelevant to observed facts, such as that Minecraft's perspective is that it's morally obligated to provide cover for an uncompromising agenda. My perspective, in contrast, is that if egotism were an Olympic sport, Minecraft would clinch the gold medal.
Minecraft wants to cause an increase in disease, officialism, crime, and vice. You know what groups have historically wanted to do the same thing? Fascists and Nazis. Minecraft may be reasonably cunning with words. However, it is completely wanton with everything else. It is clear from what I have already written that I and Minecraft part company when it comes to the issue of frotteurism. It feels that the government (and perhaps it itself) should have sweeping powers to arrest and hold people indefinitely on flimsy grounds while I allege that we have a choice. Either we let ourselves be led like lambs to the slaughter by Minecraft and its subordinates or we treat the blows of circumstance. While I don't expect you to have much trouble making up your mind you should nevertheless consider that Minecraft refuses to come to terms with reality. It prefers instead to live in a fantasy world of rationalization and hallucination.
Minecraft's fantasy is to sacrifice children on the twin altars of revisionism and greed. It dreams of a world that grants it such a freedom with no strings attached. Welcome to the world of totalitarianism! In that nightmare world it has long since been forgotten that I welcome Minecraft's comments. However, Minecraft needs to realize that it has stated that it answers to no one. That's just pure diabolism. Well, in Minecraft's case, it might be pure ignorance, seeing that Minecraft descends from a long line of militant negativism enthusiasts who like to advocate Minecraft's machinations amid a hue and cry as voluble as it is irritable. It's that simple.
This is a free country, and I think we ought to keep it that way. Minecraft has a staggering number of nettlesome, lamebrained advocates. One way to lower their numbers, if not eradicate them entirely, is simple. We just inform them that Minecraft's claim that individual worth is defined by race, ethnicity, religion, or national origin is not only an attack on the concept of objectivity but an assault on the human mind. If Minecraft gets its way, we will soon be engulfed in a Dark Age of lexiphanicism and indescribable horror. That's why I'm telling you that anyone who hasn't been living in a cave with his eyes shut and his ears plugged knows that you may be worried that it will elevate its insinuations to prominence as epistemological principles as soon as our backs are turned. If so, then I share your misgivings. But let's not worry about that now. Instead, let's discuss my observation that if Minecraft wants to complain, it should have an argument. It shouldn't just throw out the word "deanthropomorphization", for example, and expect us to be scared. I suppose that's all I have to say in this letter. If there are any points on which you require explanation or further particulars I shall be glad to furnish such additional details as may be required.
LMAO I came into this expecting an essay but I got a laugh.
You want an essay? You want a God damned essay? Here you go:
Please forgive me, but I told you so. I predicted long ago that Minecraft would impose a "glass ceiling" that limits our opportunities for promotions in most jobs. Now that it has, I'd like to express my thoughts on the matter. Before I launch into my main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal-clear: (1) It's undoubtedly speaking through its hat when it says that honesty and responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless, and (2) as a result of that, its habitués are easily manipulated. Now that you know where I stand on those issues, I can safely say that inasmuch as I disagree with its accusations and find its ad hominem attacks offensive, I am happy to meet its speech with more speech and, if necessary, continue this discussion until the truth shines.
I'm not a depraved person. I'd like nothing more than to extend my hand in friendship to Minecraft's loyalists and convey my hope that in the days to come we can work together to comment on a phenomenon that has and will continue to brainwash the masses into submission. Unfortunately, knowing them, they'd rather take control of a nation and suck it dry because that's what Minecraft wants. If you've ever watched television or read a book, odds are that you already know that I sincerely dislike Minecraft. Likes or dislikes, however, are irrelevant to observed facts, such as that Minecraft's perspective is that it's morally obligated to provide cover for an uncompromising agenda. My perspective, in contrast, is that if egotism were an Olympic sport, Minecraft would clinch the gold medal.
Minecraft wants to cause an increase in disease, officialism, crime, and vice. You know what groups have historically wanted to do the same thing? Fascists and Nazis. Minecraft may be reasonably cunning with words. However, it is completely wanton with everything else. It is clear from what I have already written that I and Minecraft part company when it comes to the issue of frotteurism. It feels that the government (and perhaps it itself) should have sweeping powers to arrest and hold people indefinitely on flimsy grounds while I allege that we have a choice. Either we let ourselves be led like lambs to the slaughter by Minecraft and its subordinates or we treat the blows of circumstance. While I don't expect you to have much trouble making up your mind you should nevertheless consider that Minecraft refuses to come to terms with reality. It prefers instead to live in a fantasy world of rationalization and hallucination.
Minecraft's fantasy is to sacrifice children on the twin altars of revisionism and greed. It dreams of a world that grants it such a freedom with no strings attached. Welcome to the world of totalitarianism! In that nightmare world it has long since been forgotten that I welcome Minecraft's comments. However, Minecraft needs to realize that it has stated that it answers to no one. That's just pure diabolism. Well, in Minecraft's case, it might be pure ignorance, seeing that Minecraft descends from a long line of militant negativism enthusiasts who like to advocate Minecraft's machinations amid a hue and cry as voluble as it is irritable. It's that simple.
This is a free country, and I think we ought to keep it that way. Minecraft has a staggering number of nettlesome, lamebrained advocates. One way to lower their numbers, if not eradicate them entirely, is simple. We just inform them that Minecraft's claim that individual worth is defined by race, ethnicity, religion, or national origin is not only an attack on the concept of objectivity but an assault on the human mind. If Minecraft gets its way, we will soon be engulfed in a Dark Age of lexiphanicism and indescribable horror. That's why I'm telling you that anyone who hasn't been living in a cave with his eyes shut and his ears plugged knows that you may be worried that it will elevate its insinuations to prominence as epistemological principles as soon as our backs are turned. If so, then I share your misgivings. But let's not worry about that now. Instead, let's discuss my observation that if Minecraft wants to complain, it should have an argument. It shouldn't just throw out the word "deanthropomorphization", for example, and expect us to be scared. I suppose that's all I have to say in this letter. If there are any points on which you require explanation or further particulars I shall be glad to furnish such additional details as may be required.
AHH YEAH NAZIS!
Hell yeah Naz- wait, there are no nazi's in minecraft D:
wait a second, aren't creepers arabs? :ohmy.gif:
(no offense to any arabs that have internet and can play minecraft ;D)
No. It's not very secret when he has posted a giant thing about it and says everything that's going to be in it. Also I don't know why everyone is taking this as a joke. This is serious business guys.
2. Its not on a friday.
I'm Pissed.
lol i no rite?
*cough*
This would make this update a little less fail...
[MOD EDIT]
Calling people trolls is a dilemma and thus not contributive to do: if you are right you just feed the troll and bump the thread up for others to see it, or you are just threadshitting and adding to the hate in a thread.
-Warn issued-
You want an essay? You want a God damned essay? Here you go:
Please forgive me, but I told you so. I predicted long ago that Minecraft would impose a "glass ceiling" that limits our opportunities for promotions in most jobs. Now that it has, I'd like to express my thoughts on the matter. Before I launch into my main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal-clear: (1) It's undoubtedly speaking through its hat when it says that honesty and responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless, and (2) as a result of that, its habitués are easily manipulated. Now that you know where I stand on those issues, I can safely say that inasmuch as I disagree with its accusations and find its ad hominem attacks offensive, I am happy to meet its speech with more speech and, if necessary, continue this discussion until the truth shines.
I'm not a depraved person. I'd like nothing more than to extend my hand in friendship to Minecraft's loyalists and convey my hope that in the days to come we can work together to comment on a phenomenon that has and will continue to brainwash the masses into submission. Unfortunately, knowing them, they'd rather take control of a nation and suck it dry because that's what Minecraft wants. If you've ever watched television or read a book, odds are that you already know that I sincerely dislike Minecraft. Likes or dislikes, however, are irrelevant to observed facts, such as that Minecraft's perspective is that it's morally obligated to provide cover for an uncompromising agenda. My perspective, in contrast, is that if egotism were an Olympic sport, Minecraft would clinch the gold medal.
Minecraft wants to cause an increase in disease, officialism, crime, and vice. You know what groups have historically wanted to do the same thing? Fascists and Nazis. Minecraft may be reasonably cunning with words. However, it is completely wanton with everything else. It is clear from what I have already written that I and Minecraft part company when it comes to the issue of frotteurism. It feels that the government (and perhaps it itself) should have sweeping powers to arrest and hold people indefinitely on flimsy grounds while I allege that we have a choice. Either we let ourselves be led like lambs to the slaughter by Minecraft and its subordinates or we treat the blows of circumstance. While I don't expect you to have much trouble making up your mind you should nevertheless consider that Minecraft refuses to come to terms with reality. It prefers instead to live in a fantasy world of rationalization and hallucination.
Minecraft's fantasy is to sacrifice children on the twin altars of revisionism and greed. It dreams of a world that grants it such a freedom with no strings attached. Welcome to the world of totalitarianism! In that nightmare world it has long since been forgotten that I welcome Minecraft's comments. However, Minecraft needs to realize that it has stated that it answers to no one. That's just pure diabolism. Well, in Minecraft's case, it might be pure ignorance, seeing that Minecraft descends from a long line of militant negativism enthusiasts who like to advocate Minecraft's machinations amid a hue and cry as voluble as it is irritable. It's that simple.
This is a free country, and I think we ought to keep it that way. Minecraft has a staggering number of nettlesome, lamebrained advocates. One way to lower their numbers, if not eradicate them entirely, is simple. We just inform them that Minecraft's claim that individual worth is defined by race, ethnicity, religion, or national origin is not only an attack on the concept of objectivity but an assault on the human mind. If Minecraft gets its way, we will soon be engulfed in a Dark Age of lexiphanicism and indescribable horror. That's why I'm telling you that anyone who hasn't been living in a cave with his eyes shut and his ears plugged knows that you may be worried that it will elevate its insinuations to prominence as epistemological principles as soon as our backs are turned. If so, then I share your misgivings. But let's not worry about that now. Instead, let's discuss my observation that if Minecraft wants to complain, it should have an argument. It shouldn't just throw out the word "deanthropomorphization", for example, and expect us to be scared. I suppose that's all I have to say in this letter. If there are any points on which you require explanation or further particulars I shall be glad to furnish such additional details as may be required.
♣♦♠♥
Former King of Alesgan
Same, but I have to come back to read it later.
minecraftforum.net has already made me sorely late.
AHH YEAH NAZIS!
Hell yeah Naz- wait, there are no nazi's in minecraft D:
wait a second, aren't creepers arabs? :ohmy.gif:
(no offense to any arabs that have internet and can play minecraft ;D)
Its a seecret Sunday update, obviously.
MineScience - viewtopic.php?f=25&t=166560
Dragonator - viewtopic.php?f=25&t=141803
Sand Skiffs - viewtopic.php?f=25&t=233346