I basically think everything about eating is obnoxious. People might not be this annoyed, but if they move left and right very slightly without noticing, it makes me want to strangle them. Also, if they say anything like "Mmmmm", that too, makes me want to strangle them. Anybody else the same? Or at least a little annoyed by it? Those things I mentioned are the biggest things that bother me. Everything else bothers me too.
I honestly have no idea why I'm so bothered by it. I'll probably forget about it sometime.
The only things I can think of eating that bother me is people who like lick their fingers, or suck the spoon to death etc etc. Maybe people who full on eat with their mouth open as well :\
No, because I'm not stretchy enough to eat myself, I just have to put up with other people doing it.
good I'm glad i'm not the only one that thought of that.
but seriously cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it. Or just go live in a mountain. moving left and right is natural and mmming is just something we do. Talking with mouths open though.....
Uh, I cannot categorize this as "normal". Having the urge to kill people who eat is definitely not 'okay', - not at all. I'm not being offensive, but you need to see someone who can help you. Nobody wants to see "MAN STRANGLED HIS FRIEND AT MCDONALDS" in the news.
I'm half-serious about this. But to answer your question, - no. Hell no. I love to see people eat.
I didn't say kill.. I said strangle. And when I said I want to strangle people who do that, I was mainly joking.
You know what pisses me off? people breathing. Even worse is those assholes who take deep breaths. Save some ****ing air for the rest of us, you greedy bastards. Or when people sneeze. **** you and your natural and completely uncontrollable bodily functions! And then you have people whose stomachs growl. HOW DARE YOU allow the natural course of your digestive system to be audible to me, it disturbs me to think of natural bodily processes because I lived a very sheltered life in a cave until I was 26 and a half years old. The worst of all is those bloody assholes whose hearts beat CONSTANTLY. Like I mean like nearly 60-80BPM when they are ****ing idle. Like holy ****, does it need to beat so much! Sure, I can't hear it, but just knowing it's there sets me off. And then sometimes people will make completely innocuous movements, like t his one time, I saw some asshole sit in a chair. Like the ****ing nerve of people! And then he proceeded to adjust his position in that chair. I wanted to deck him for being such a *****.
You know what pisses me off? people breathing. Even worse is those assholes who take deep breaths. Save some ****ing air for the rest of us, you greedy bastards. Or when people sneeze. **** you and your natural and completely uncontrollable bodily functions! And then you have people whose stomachs growl. HOW DARE YOU allow the natural course of your digestive system to be audible to me, it disturbs me to think of natural bodily processes because I lived a very sheltered life in a cave until I was 26 and a half years old. The worst of all is those bloody assholes whose hearts beat CONSTANTLY. Like I mean like nearly 60-80BPM when they are ****ing idle. Like holy ****, does it need to beat so much! Sure, I can't hear it, but just knowing it's there sets me off. And then sometimes people will make completely innocuous movements, like t his one time, I saw some asshole sit in a chair. Like the ****ing nerve of people! And then he proceeded to adjust his position in that chair. I wanted to deck him for being such a *****.
Also if it isn't obvious this post is sarcastic.
please tell me how this isn't exactly like the OP...
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You know what pisses me off? people breathing. Even worse is those assholes who take deep breaths. Save some ****ing air for the rest of us, you greedy bastards. Or when people sneeze. **** you and your natural and completely uncontrollable bodily functions! And then you have people whose stomachs growl. HOW DARE YOU allow the natural course of your digestive system to be audible to me, it disturbs me to think of natural bodily processes because I lived a very sheltered life in a cave until I was 26 and a half years old. The worst of all is those bloody assholes whose hearts beat CONSTANTLY. Like I mean like nearly 60-80BPM when they are ****ing idle. Like holy ****, does it need to beat so much! Sure, I can't hear it, but just knowing it's there sets me off. And then sometimes people will make completely innocuous movements, like t his one time, I saw some asshole sit in a chair. Like the ****ing nerve of people! And then he proceeded to adjust his position in that chair. I wanted to deck him for being such a *****.
Also if it isn't obvious this post is sarcastic.
Ahah.. Yeah, I sort of expected things like this. Just incase you didn't notice, this topic wasn't a rant. It's just me wondering if people are the same. You probably noticed that, though.
I honestly have no idea why I'm so bothered by it. I'll probably forget about it sometime.
Especially unknown children, they do it with such interest...
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Oh yeah, of course.. That's the worst part.. I usually just hide my face completely when I'm eating.
The only things I can think of eating that bother me is people who like lick their fingers, or suck the spoon to death etc etc. Maybe people who full on eat with their mouth open as well :\
good I'm glad i'm not the only one that thought of that.
but seriously cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it. Or just go live in a mountain. moving left and right is natural and mmming is just something we do. Talking with mouths open though.....
Don't eat = Problem solved : )
Why? Eating is great fun.
Ehh.. I'm sure people are frustrated with me eating as well. I'm just talking about other people..
I didn't say kill.. I said strangle. And when I said I want to strangle people who do that, I was mainly joking.
Also if it isn't obvious this post is sarcastic.
please tell me how this isn't exactly like the OP...
Ahah.. Yeah, I sort of expected things like this. Just incase you didn't notice, this topic wasn't a rant. It's just me wondering if people are the same. You probably noticed that, though.
The only reason why I don't talk much is because of all the "hip" kids come to me and say
"HEEEEEY BUDDDYYY HOWW YAAA DOOOOIN U GOOOOODD? HEEY HATS WRONG?"
It annoys me, if you want me to reply, do not talk to me like I'm retarded.
People think "oh nerds are anti-social that's why we hate them"
If you ever wondered why that is, this post explains it all.
amen to that, a bit off topic, but amen.
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I hate it when people eat with their mouth open. That's about it.