Ever had that moment that makes you feel retarded? Or have made you want to say something along the lines of "oh derp!"?
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Share your derp moments here!
Mine is when i spent 5 whole minutes of my life swatting at GZ's signature with a piece of paper before realizing that the bug was actually part of the signatue.
I made a silly error installing a battery in my car.
My car caught on fire.
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When someone corrected me on the question 1+2+3*0=?. I durped and said 0. Then I uber durped and said 6. Then he told me to l2math and left. I got 95 on my grade 12 math final test. Why can I not do simple operations?
When someone corrected me on the question 1+2+3*0=?. I durped and said 0. Then I uber durped and said 6. Then he told me to l2math and left. I got 95 on my grade 12 math final test. Why can I not do simple operations?
l2math and order of operations.
My last name is Dupre'. According to substitutes (or in this case, replacement teachers), my name looks and sounds like Derp.
I once had a dream that, that I umm, I had, I'd, I would, I could, I'd do I with, I wants, I, I could do so, I'd do, I can, I want, I want him, to do I want so much I would do anything.
I once had a dream that, that I umm, I had, I'd, I would, I could, I'd do I with, I wants, I, I could do so, I'd do, I can, I want, I want him, to do I want so much I would do anything.
Have you ever been as far as decided to even want to do go look more like?
My biggest derp moment was when I backhand tossed an empty water bottle into my trash, which sits about 6 inches away from all my computer's cords. Bottle bounced off the rim of the trash can, ricocheted off the wall, and landed directly on the on/off switch for my power cord. Turning off the computer.
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This is what this thread is about!
Share your derp moments here!
Mine is when i spent 5 whole minutes of my life swatting at GZ's signature with a piece of paper before realizing that the bug was actually part of the signatue.
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I wonder how many other people have done that?
You don't finish your sentances?
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[quote=Badgerz]You have to keep in mind that people are stupid.
[quote=Catelite]Just because you don't understand how something works, doesn't make it broken or pointless. >_<
*blinks*
What.
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My car caught on fire.
The framing of this circle on the ground
Brings whirlwinds, tempests, thunder and lightning.
No, seriously, my derp moment is when I say something, and someone proves me wrong, and I'm like "Derp, I didn't know that."
I like being proven wrong, but sometimes it's a bit embarrassing.
l2math and order of operations.
My last name is Dupre'. According to substitutes (or in this case, replacement teachers), my name looks and sounds like Derp.
Why it is that way, no one knows.
Yeah yeah, I know. Answer is 3. I just derped at the time.
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You have just read this. You are also manually breathing.
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Have you ever been as far as decided to even want to do go look more like?
My biggest derp moment was when I backhand tossed an empty water bottle into my trash, which sits about 6 inches away from all my computer's cords. Bottle bounced off the rim of the trash can, ricocheted off the wall, and landed directly on the on/off switch for my power cord. Turning off the computer.
Want to know more? Check out the beginnings of my novel, Chronicles of Light, at Figment.com. Latest update: Chapter 1: Life of a Thief.