I looked at the last paragraph, saw some terrible pun, decided reading that joke wasn't going to be worth the precious minutes of my life I will never get back.
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Read the whole thing. I get the feeling someone came up with the punchline, and then wrote a story around it.
It's great.
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"Can't very well use magic when your wand is out of bullets." - Homestuck
“If, by some strange coincidence, a hundred sharp pencils I was carrying embedded themselves in a third-party, would that be an accidental death?” - Nisemonogatari
Read it and it was funny YES I READ THE WHOLE DAMN THING AND LIKED IT WANNA KNOW WHY?! It's because I read books for freaking fun I read the whole entire Harry Potter series IN 3 DAYS! Call me a liar call it insane but I'm a speed reader if I get sucked into a book I will read it until it's done and then complete the whole series to me reading is a fun past time not "that stupid thing that people make us do"
Also post a longer joke next time sped through that thing in 10 minutes I need something to speed up today and tomorrow CAUSE I CAN'T WAIT FOR SKYRIM!
P.S for those who want to know which series I've read to the end.
"It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts."
::Quote from The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
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Great story.
If it was that long, it would have gotten boring at some point. If it was boring, that means it's not funny.
THEREFORE
Boring joke is boring.
I'm not going to lie, I laughed kind of hard.
Now that is a good use of Photoshop.
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Edit: The story is great ,but the punch line is all the way at the end.
eh everyone else was doing it so why not.
It's great.
“If, by some strange coincidence, a hundred sharp pencils I was carrying embedded themselves in a third-party, would that be an accidental death?” - Nisemonogatari
Also post a longer joke next time sped through that thing in 10 minutes I need something to speed up today and tomorrow CAUSE I CAN'T WAIT FOR SKYRIM!
P.S for those who want to know which series I've read to the end.
Percy Jackson
Harry potter
LOTR
Fablehaven
Narnia
The Bartameus trilogy.
And I even laughed.
It was very amusing.
::Quote from The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
That was my first thought, too.
actually kinda good too
So, there's a man crawling through the desert.
"BETTER NATE THAN LEVER"
The end
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Now it's not funny. Congratulations, you killed the joke.