Noob: "It's my birthday and my dad is notch and im owner of the minecraft forums and im mod on planet minecraft and i need op or else i'll ddos your server"
Me: "Ok, to make you op I need you to delete system 32"
*Makes a world that has a small village that has a Nether portal on top of the church with chests, the chest contain swords, bows, low tier armor, food, blocks, and everything you'd need to start a village in the Nether.*
*Me and friends are busy building small houses, killing mobs, or just decorating.*
10 year old N00b runs in asking for armor, weapons, and food. (It's impossible not to see the chests.
*Noobly has joined*
everyone: Hello (or ello or hey or in my case salutations)
Noobly: i need a mentor, is anyone here able to do that
Me:Sure
Noobly:What do i do
Me:YOU MINE THINGS. THEN CRAFT THINGS ITD NOT THAT COMPLICATED
I'm sure that when you were new, everything was obvious to you, but the rest of us lowly mortals aren't gifted with that kind of innate insight...
Noob: "It's my birthday and my dad is notch and im owner of the minecraft forums and im mod on planet minecraft and i need op or else i'll ddos your server"
Why do I sometimes get the feeling that the average age of MC online players is nine?
Noob: Herpdy derp first time on the server, hey look a house lets take their blocks and build my own.
Me: WTF are you doing
Noob: just trying to build a house but i think i'm glitched because these blocks wont break
Me: Stares at the obsidian *facepalm*
Noob: Hey how do yous makes those fancy stuff.
Me: you craft them :/...
Noob: OK * starts randomly placing blocks.
Me: you know what just look at the minecraft wiki for 10 hours
Noob: OK thanks. now how do you spell it... miencrat wekee... oh well hey it's the owner.
Owner: What :l
Noob: Gimme Creative, Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,
So I was on this server, and I made this big underground castle of sorts, when this donator-rank x-raying Protection 4 diamond armor kid with Nodus breaks in and kills me in 2 hits, then tries griefing my base with lava. He then traps himself in his own lava and burns to death. He goes ape and starts spamming in all-caps, and an admin comes in and bans him.
So I was on this server, and I made this big underground castle of sorts, when this donator-rank x-raying Protection 4 diamond armor kid with Nodus breaks in and kills me in 2 hits, then tries griefing my base with lava. He then traps himself in his own lava and burns to death. He goes ape and starts spamming in all-caps, and an admin comes in and bans him.
Greatest. Moment. Ever.
They should make I movie out of that, I'd watch it.
I just got Moderator level on this server, and some guy in our faction was breaking our beacon. I asked him "What are you doing" he replied "Nothing", while he was breaking the iron. i told him that he was griefing, and he said "No i am not." . The faction admin kicked him form the faction, and we were about to kill him. He logged. Then came back on, so I hit him with my epic sword. He logged again. We finally killed him, and he kept insisting that he wasn't griefing. A month later he came on saying he was from PM, so an admin and I trolled him until it got annoying.
Idiot: MessiGoal sprayed me with white glue!!!!!! ban him!!!!!!
Me: That's called a cobweb
Me: "Ok, to make you op I need you to delete system 32"
Noob: "ok"
Noob has left the game
*Me and friends are busy building small houses, killing mobs, or just decorating.*
10 year old N00b runs in asking for armor, weapons, and food. (It's impossible not to see the chests.
*N00b tries to kill ZombiePigman and dies*
N00b left the game
I don't think that sounds like cobweb...
[insernamehere]: "Uh... it was a torch."
Admin: "LOL"
Why do I sometimes get the feeling that the average age of MC online players is nine?
I support gas pockets in MC (see thread in Suggestions)!
-is wearing the default Steve skin-
Me: WTF are you doing
Noob: just trying to build a house but i think i'm glitched because these blocks wont break
Me: Stares at the obsidian *facepalm*
Noob: Hey how do yous makes those fancy stuff.
Me: you craft them :/...
Noob: OK * starts randomly placing blocks.
Me: you know what just look at the minecraft wiki for 10 hours
Noob: OK thanks. now how do you spell it... miencrat wekee... oh well hey it's the owner.
Owner: What :l
Noob: Gimme Creative, Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,Gimme Creative,
The End
Greatest. Moment. Ever.
Having been on a fairly popular server, I know the skins tend to fail at loading quite often...
Praise be to Spode.
Seriously, platinum > Nodus.
Idiot: how do I connect to a server?
Idiot: Why do the yellow cats keep running from me, I only wanted to play!
Me: Those are my guard ocelots! *facepalm*
Me: That's la-
Chat: Idiot tried to swim in lava.
My fan fiction of the game: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1957118-programmer-my-first-fan-fiction/#entry24096758