(Yes, I know you're still editing, but this post probably won't be e(a?)ffected by what you put there.
I then:
A. attempt to shove he machine in my inventory. Possessed by a somewhat-evil past alternate version of myself or no, I know for a fact this machine has potential.
B. attempt to form my own side away from good, evil or neutral, called FUNATIC. It's as stupid as it sounds.
C. Captchaloguehe the cap--crap.
C.5. Read the message on the safe
D. All in all, act insane and/or unpredictable.
E. Weaponized Drama: 2/3
A. The ODD MACHINE is too big to fit in your inventory.
repeating earlier post since we apparently got overlapped by the battle report
20/40
5/20
15/15
5/5 x2
2/3 x4 Fine, I take piono back out of the group inventory with me.
The two of us head into the mirror room.
We have something to break. Me and pionoplayer both whip out our giga guns and unload copious amounts of bullets and rockets into the mirrors on all eight walls, completely destroying every reflective surface in the room.
We both know what happens with mirror,
both of us avert our gaze, this is pure spray n' pray, and with the amount of ammo being unloaded, and the only other things being two relatively small players and one large mirror image who we really don't care if it dies, I find it extremely likely we smashed the mirrors in the room. Don't get cocky. Anyway, if this somehow isn't enough, we have plenty of charge to finish the carnage.
You successfully break all of the walls in the MIRROR ROOM. Instead of eight walls of MIRRORS, you now have thousands of shards. You and Piono feel very confident. You then remember something.
If you break just one mirror, it's seven years of bad luck.
You broke around ten.
You are accosted by NEGA-PIONOPLAYER, THE NAMELESS.
The Earth-Splitter: 2/5 (come on! Boost me and I'll boost you)
HOW ANTI-CLIMACTIC THAT HE JUST DISAPPEARED LIKE THAT... OH WELL.
I go to the second floor. I look down at my self.
Huh, this ain't how I always look. Why am I a Steve skin? Oh yeah, everyone probably wanted to know who I am. I am ManiacMastR, the almighty leader of the nethermen and king of the Nether. That's right, I'm no normal player. The reason I freaked out earlier was that, well... I'm the fourth-wall keeper. Every dimension has one. As fourth-wall keeper, my duty is to protect the fourth-wall from being broken. Because the fourth-wall of our dimension has been broken, that means 2 things: 1. I have failed my job, and 2. Minecraft is going to be destroyed.
"Let's advance and get on with it. I'm glad i got that Snarky Computer-Operated Update Terminal fixed before all this happened. This way, the show goes on even if everyone dies."
>ADVANCE(Floor_2)
>EXAMINE
You advance to the LIVING ROOM.
Although the LIBRARY was very fancy, the LIVING ROOM is even more so. It is built for relaxing and lounging, and will no doubt make a great hub area for your continuing escapades.
There are five doors in the area.
The one on the east wall has a sign that reads, "HALLWAY."
The one on the west wall has a sign that reads, "GALLERY."
The one on the south wall does not have a sign.
The one on the north wall does not have a sign either.
(For reference, you came in through the south wall.)
The most striking thing about Floor Two is that its FINAL DOOR appears to be right here, in the LIVING ROOM. It also has a counter in the middle of it, but although there are two players, it is at 0/4. You then notice four slots on the door that were made for holding things. Interesting...
There are several drawers throughout the room, with lamps on top of each. There is a ceiling fan that is whirring quite nicley, providing a breeze. There are two chests on the floor. One appears ready to open. The other does not.
There is a flatscreen TV on the wall with a remote control.
There is also a mirror on said wall.
Finally, there is yet another bookshelf with several interesting objects.
I put out a +3 trade
21/40
6/20
15/15
5/5 x2
3/3 x4 No one can escape the miles? That's been proven wrong. I do believe you should refresh your memory on the Homestuck Cascade, as Drik Strider has done exactly that. Twice. Others have repeated that feat, such as PM, and judging from the amount of skill demonstrated by many of the players during and before the boss fight of Bec Noir, I come to the conclusion that you are in fact being a very poor host, as the only thing that would have allowed Noir to successfully land that attack would be you weakening the players while simultaneously messing with their awareness enough to greatly reduce their reaction time. There wasn't a single member of the Felt who lost faster than Noir. Not even Itchy or Doze.
Too much talking! Keep shooting! Okay. In my massive rampage, I have the foresight to put on my reflective sunglasses, which has been shown in many, many universes to be shown to not counts as direct gaze at whatever object. I direct part of my stream of fire over in front of engie, shredding nega-engie as it attempts to come out because the glass shard it is climbing through explodes with boolits before it is a third of the way out.
Hey people! Help me and pionoplayer trash the mirror room! That's the way to get rid of the nega-players I'll bet!
Will you shut up? It's just meant to be a figure of speech. I really don't need you constantly correcting me and breathing down my neck every five seconds. It's almost as if you want to usurp my current position.
And the reason Bec lost faster than Itchy or Doze is because, unlike now, back then you were all being incompetent idiots who were eschewing the important plotline of the Invasion and focused on your own sidequests that did absolutely nothing. I'm glad to see you all have improved in that regard.
NEGA-ENGIE_NINJA and DARK ENGIE are resistant to Boolits and Bullets. Don't get your hopes up.
[s]"TOO LATE. MUCH, MUCH TOO LATE."[/s] What, you thought you could stop not-me simply by preventing it from coming through? Wrong. Dead wrong. Literally dead wrong. [s]"ENTER OBLIVION!"[/s] [s]*KABOOM*[/s]
The entire MIRROR ROOM explodes as every player takes 7 damage.
Yay! I completed a puzzle from Doc Scratch! *begins dancing like a fool*
Focus.
Sorry!
I thought the dance was funny.
Shut up!
I say what I want.
No, you don't. You're basically a mistake - you shouldn't be in our body, so you don't have a say in this!
He's right.
Even though I think the dance was stupid.
SILENCE, YOU F-
Enough! Just take the key and use it!
Yes, ma'am...
>Retrieve key >Return to First Floor >Use RED KEY on Large and Ornate Door
Spells Casted: 37/200
The RED KEY will not fit into the ORNATE DOOR's Lock. There must be some other thing it can be used for on this floor. Perhaps in a room that hasn't been thoroughly searched yet?
Seeing as there are no hostiles in the Finale, I release all the kinetic energy I gathered by smashing my Forgecrusher into the Green Suitcase, hoping to open it. I then retrieve my DaVinci Bot and make my way to the second floor.
You use up 6 ELF TEARS and 3 HOG SLOP to preform REVOLUTION RESOLUTION. Your FORGECRUSHER flies straight into the GREEN SUITCASE, knocking it over. It smashes a vase.
[s]Next entity 40/40[/s] unavailable
Random stockpile charge. 40/40 (3 from Aegis)
Ammo charge 3/5 + 2 stocked + [s]9 stocked[/s] unavailable
Must have been rope burn. Heh, yeah. I apply a bandage to my hands and then run into the mirror room. I wildly swing my pick around to break the glass. I also use my momentum to clobber nega-Aegis.
Wilson feels a blast of dusty air and a distortion in time. He looks around. Something is different. One of the cubes that was on the wall is missing. Odd.
+3 is up for trade with any AG x1
+3 HP.
There are only thousands of MIRROR SHARDS, and these can't be broken.
I point out that, given I am wearing a pressurized, closed respiratory suit of armor with a full RCS setup and a high-energy micro-VASIMR for big burns and/or flight in atmo, that is also tough enough to withstand reentry, being sent to outer space would have been no problem at all for me, even had the time machine not shown up. Hell, the nanites could probably build an Alcubierre Ring if I wanted to go interstellar in this thing. Cough* Nerd-Mode deactivated, now let's explore the new floor. Sh0uld w3 no7 search N01r's body? Probably, yeah, let's do that.
Also, no level up after defeating a boss?
Actually... If my level up title has something to do with shaving or hair cutting, then I don't mind not leveling up.
Should we have leveled up for killing Bec?
Earth-splitter: 4/5 (I took one from Pionoplayer, you can have one for anyone of your charges)
So, yeah, to sum it up, I'm the king of the Nether and fourth-wall guardian of Minecraft, Minecraft is doomed, etc-cetera. I hope killing Scratch will save all this nonsense.
I look around the room I'm in. Realizing I won't need it, I put the minigun in the group inventory.
Okay. Guys. I have a super powerful machine. I don't know what it does yet, but it likely either creates paradox duplicates or teleports you to a specific location. Either way DIBS!!!
I contemplate the pros and cons of mashing random buttons, before realizing I'm insane and do it anyways.
You input random co-ordinates onto the ODD MACHINE.
X: -413000
Y: 78
Z: 1025
UNIVERSE C
Suddenly, the MACHINE whirs to life. The viewport displays a message.
CO-ORDINATES PLUGGED IN SUCCESSFULLY. THE MAGIC CUEBALL VIEWFINDER™ WILL NOW DISPLAY CO-ORDINATES.
It zooms in from empty space to a cuboid planet that resembles a Minecraft world from above. It then zooms in on a huge crater... One that could have only been made by an explosion that could reduce entire chunks to airborne conditions...
One that only could have been made during a Zero Hour.
You gaze at the ruins of MONOLITHIUM, a sacred temple that housed the BLACK MONOLITH when it was constructed. Now it has been vaporized by a meteor from space. You see a bright light deep down from bedrock.
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
> K4yne Duo: Abscond to Floor 2.
"Nothing to do here! Piono plays Twisted Metal with mirrors, so we can go about our business. Though, i really want to know if Floor 2 holds an alchemiter. But since this is an ADVENTURE GAME, i'll have to see for myself."
"Burnin'. Gotta miss the burnin'. There were perfectly fine 100 torches WASTED FOR BLOCKING A USELESS DOOR AND KEPT UNBURNED!"
"Ugh, please be quiet for now, okay? Just because we didn't burn something yet doesn't mean we don't get to."
"Fine. FINE. But i incline you that I GROW INCREASINGLY unstable!"
License Board Stats
4 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
18 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
I don't seem to have been healed? I heal myself with charged uber.
Alright, I think I'm recovered enough to be Primary again.
Yeah, no.
Excuse me?
Look what happened last time, you never do anything useful as Primary.
Yeah I have!
Like what? All I remember is you stealing my charges and leading famine to his death.
And what have you done that's significant? Nothing! Nothing, I say!
You are fully healed.
Now, this is how you Build up split personalities.
I attempt to look for gold in the walls, maybe a torch- anyways, when I find some, I carve it off the wall and take the nuggets for myself, before heading back to the kitchen.
HP: 20/20 EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Torch
Weapons: Mana's Secret Weapon / Batter Up
==> I see pionos burst into the mirror room and my eyes go wide when both brandish their Gigaguns. GAHHHH! I scream as I hit the dirt (I don't take friendly fire).
==> Ask LordErelye politely for a PDA, 640 cobblestone, the phonograph pieces, a Heart Container, and a Computer, and craft 10 copper throwing knives.
==> Unequip Copper Sword and stick it into my bag. "If you're really me, you'd ask, 'why am I fighting me?' You'd think like me; be me. If we're exact opposites, you'll charge blindly at me and try to clobber me with brute force, and I know how well that works." The message 10/10 PREPPED AND READY flashes across my HUD as I tense up and wait for my clone's answer. "What say you?!" I shout.
==> The answer to the scroll riddle is so simple, I thought someone else would answer it already!! Baby Man Geezer! Now I have one for you, a personal favorite. If you speak my name, I'll be gone. What am I?
You're able to get those items, you know. You have the LARGE CHEST captchalogued in your inventory.
AEGIS-A095 INVENTORY:
+10 Copper Throwing Knives
Have you been contnuing your charges from before this entire time? If so, you should stop.
The Rolled-Up Scroll vanishes, seemingly satisfied with your answer. The internet password is revealed as HUMAN. Nimbleguy, that's your cue.
Your riddle's answer is Silence, isn't it.
________________________________________________________________________________________
The SECOND FLOOR is now ready to be explored. The inclusion of the FINAL DOOR being in the starting area is certainly an odd twist. You wonder exactly what its counter is counting... Perhaps the objects in the two chests will reveal the answer.
Meanwhile, in the MIRROR ROOM, the players are accosted by hulking behemoths which will certainly kill them unless they work together.
The adventure continues...
________________________________________________________________________________________
Scratch's Manor:
Second Floor - Discovered Rooms: Living Room
________________________________________________________________________________________
Living Room - Players:
secret_scribe1: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE FARMER'S FIRING RANGE. Reading: Problem Sleuth Book 1. Lv. 5: Ranger
Minor107: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SCOPED PROJECT M, DIAMOND SWORD, IRON ARMOR. Lv. 5: Golden Pick.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE CROSSCIRCLE, HELL'S INSTRUMENT. Lv. 5: Mind over Matter.
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Magic Cueball Viewfinder. Displaying the Zero Hour Crater.
Orange Safe. Locked. Has letter-pad. Displaying message.
West Door. ________________________________________________________________________________________
Repository - Players:
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: MAN'S BEST FRIEND. Reading: THE FIRST BLOCK AND OTHER LEGENDS. Lv. 2: Basic Magician ________________________________________________________________________________________
Hmm. Was it just a coincidence that I entered the coordinates of the Black Monolith site? Hmm....
Maybe if I determine what my current coordinates are, I can get myself out of here!
I attempt to hit F5 (or whatever the button that displays coordinates is). If it works, I enter the coordinates, first trying universe A, then B.
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...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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The Nether (of course!)
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Xbox:
No, just no
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Member Details
The Earth-Splitter: 7/10
Hey, wait a second! Was there 10 diamonds in there? I take them, and put down my crafting table. I make a diamond chest plate and put it on. Much better!
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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POST III;
Previous Charges:
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
WHIIIIIR
CHUG CHUG
BUUUHH
NIMBLEGUY REBOOT COMPLETE
INTERNET PASSWORD: HUMAN
UPLOAD RATE: 10YB/S
DOWNLOAD RATE: 10YB/S
UPDATE COMPLETE
Oh, wow. Finally I have booted up.
Looks like I finally have some new software...
Yeah. Yay.
ERROR
ERROR
CANNOT ACCESS PRE-BOOT LOGS
java.lang.NullPointerException
at Thread-413
nimble.OS.backup.logs.Logger
at line 413
Wait wat.
ERROR IN SECTOR 2
ERROR IN SECTOR 1
PARTITIONING DISK
DONE
PARTITION LIST:
NIMBLE
CORRUPT BACKUP
BACKUP
....
YOU
YOU
Err, while that plays out...
It looks like I have pac-man abilities now.
Every 10 turns I can eat something to gain an ability from it for 1 turn.
WHAT ARE THESE MIRROR THINGS? THEY LOOK FRIENDLY.
... They are no-CORRUPTION LEVELS AT 45%
WEL-ERRORERRORERRORERRORERRORERRORERRORERRORRRORERRORERRORE-
...
...
CORRUPTION LEVELS AT 101%
I bang a random Nega on the head with my INSANITY TUBAS.
I WONDER WHAT I LOOK LIKE...
NONONONONONO.
OVERRIDE ENGAGED.
@Override
public boolean look(Object o){
return false;
} ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE:IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIIIIIII MIND IS DISABLED. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED. FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
I crack my fingers, realizing I have accomplished nothing so far, and will continue to not be having accomplished anything if I were to continue accomplishing not anything. I check the ground to see how the machine is attached. Bolts would be okay, but if it was attached by a cord...hmm...well...yeah I still have no idea what it does, but it seems to have some relation to the Black Monolith. It can't be a coincidence that I entered the exact coordinates of the spot it was. Hmm...well, whatever is connecting it to the floor (unless it's a cord) I break.
8r8k fl00r5
...
...sorry, I couldn't think of a good joke.
Also, I attempt to direct the Weaponized drama mentioned in my last post at the bolts (if there's a cord, the safe (WHICH I STILL HAVENT READ THE MESSAGE ON, WHICH I DO.))
...yes, this post isn't not confusing.
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...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
HP: 13/20 - I healed last turn, remember? I guess not. EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Torch
Weapons: Mana's Secret Weapon / Batter Up
==> I frown. "You haven't answered my questions me...prove you're who you think you are to me, if you're me."
==> Ubercharge pionoplayer, Uberheal myself.
==> I give rouge the Phonograph Pieces( x4).
==> "3x10/10 PREPPED FOR USE" flashes across my HUD > Aegis-A095: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - DISPROPORTIONATE RETRIBUTION(The next attack against me is reflected back towards the aggressor, and compounded for 3x damage)
A. The ODD MACHINE is too big to fit in your inventory.
B. You fail.
C. All the captchalogue cards have been taken.
D. That would get you nowhere.
You successfully break all of the walls in the MIRROR ROOM. Instead of eight walls of MIRRORS, you now have thousands of shards. You and Piono feel very confident. You then remember something.
If you break just one mirror, it's seven years of bad luck.
You broke around ten.
You are accosted by NEGA-PIONOPLAYER, THE NAMELESS.
You are accosted by NEGA-PIONO, RAGING INFERNO.
Not much right now.
You head up the STAIRCASE...
ACHIVEMENT GET! ~ Ascend
Move to Floor Two.
You are now in the LIVING ROOM.
BEC NOIR will never die. Not on his watch.
Interesting... So you are one of Them.
You advance to the LIVING ROOM.
Although the LIBRARY was very fancy, the LIVING ROOM is even more so. It is built for relaxing and lounging, and will no doubt make a great hub area for your continuing escapades.
There are five doors in the area.
The one on the east wall has a sign that reads, "HALLWAY."
The one on the west wall has a sign that reads, "GALLERY."
The one on the south wall does not have a sign.
The one on the north wall does not have a sign either.
(For reference, you came in through the south wall.)
The most striking thing about Floor Two is that its FINAL DOOR appears to be right here, in the LIVING ROOM. It also has a counter in the middle of it, but although there are two players, it is at 0/4. You then notice four slots on the door that were made for holding things. Interesting...
There are several drawers throughout the room, with lamps on top of each. There is a ceiling fan that is whirring quite nicley, providing a breeze. There are two chests on the floor. One appears ready to open. The other does not.
There is a flatscreen TV on the wall with a remote control.
There is also a mirror on said wall.
Finally, there is yet another bookshelf with several interesting objects.
You misuse your FLASH-STEPPING and appear right in the MIRROR ROOM.
Piono and Pionoplayer look in horror as you gaze into a Mirror Shard.
You are accosted by DARK ENGIE.
You are accosted by NEGA-ENGIE_NINJA, OBLIVION.
Will you shut up? It's just meant to be a figure of speech. I really don't need you constantly correcting me and breathing down my neck every five seconds. It's almost as if you want to usurp my current position.
And the reason Bec lost faster than Itchy or Doze is because, unlike now, back then you were all being incompetent idiots who were eschewing the important plotline of the Invasion and focused on your own sidequests that did absolutely nothing. I'm glad to see you all have improved in that regard.
NEGA-ENGIE_NINJA and DARK ENGIE are resistant to Boolits and Bullets. Don't get your hopes up.
The entire MIRROR ROOM explodes as every player takes 7 damage.
The RED KEY will not fit into the ORNATE DOOR's Lock. There must be some other thing it can be used for on this floor. Perhaps in a room that hasn't been thoroughly searched yet?
You use up 6 ELF TEARS and 3 HOG SLOP to preform REVOLUTION RESOLUTION. Your FORGECRUSHER flies straight into the GREEN SUITCASE, knocking it over. It smashes a vase.
Good job.
Upon analysis, you are accosted by NEGA-SECRET_SCRIBE1, WRITER OF BLOOD.
You advance into the LIVING ROOM. Your opposite follows you.
Game saved.
+3 HP.
There are only thousands of MIRROR SHARDS, and these can't be broken.
4,000 damage to Nega-Aegis.
Bec Noir has evaded death.
You advance to the LIVING ROOM.
You advance to the LIVING ROOM.
You equip your IRON ARMOR.
You have leveled up already.
> IRECREEPER: Ascend.
You advance to the LIVING ROOM.
You grab some MIRRORS, LAMPS, and COINS.
It might. It might not.
You advance to the LIVING ROOM.
You input random co-ordinates onto the ODD MACHINE.
X: -413000
Y: 78
Z: 1025
UNIVERSE C
Suddenly, the MACHINE whirs to life. The viewport displays a message.
CO-ORDINATES PLUGGED IN SUCCESSFULLY.
THE MAGIC CUEBALL VIEWFINDER™ WILL NOW DISPLAY CO-ORDINATES.
It zooms in from empty space to a cuboid planet that resembles a Minecraft world from above. It then zooms in on a huge crater... One that could have only been made by an explosion that could reduce entire chunks to airborne conditions...
One that only could have been made during a Zero Hour.
You gaze at the ruins of MONOLITHIUM, a sacred temple that housed the BLACK MONOLITH when it was constructed. Now it has been vaporized by a meteor from space. You see a bright light deep down from bedrock.
DaVinci Bot moved.
You advance to the LIVING ROOM.
You ascend to the LIVING ROOM.
The RED KEY is in OpelSpeedster's possession.
If you go the FORGE, you cannot come back.
You are fully healed.
Now, this is how you Build up split personalities.
You open the GREEN CHEST (the unlocked one).
CHEST:
1 Sextant
5 Candy Corn
The Armistyx
1 Beggar's Bazooka
10 Diamonds
1 Note
BIOSHOCK_RULES INVENTORY:
+1 Machine Gun
Why would I hide gold in the WALLS?
You have plenty of TORCHES to spare.
You enter the KITCHEN.
You're able to get those items, you know. You have the LARGE CHEST captchalogued in your inventory.
AEGIS-A095 INVENTORY:
+10 Copper Throwing Knives
Have you been contnuing your charges from before this entire time? If so, you should stop.
The Rolled-Up Scroll vanishes, seemingly satisfied with your answer. The internet password is revealed as HUMAN. Nimbleguy, that's your cue.
Your riddle's answer is Silence, isn't it.
________________________________________________________________________________________
The SECOND FLOOR is now ready to be explored. The inclusion of the FINAL DOOR being in the starting area is certainly an odd twist. You wonder exactly what its counter is counting... Perhaps the objects in the two chests will reveal the answer.
Meanwhile, in the MIRROR ROOM, the players are accosted by hulking behemoths which will certainly kill them unless they work together.
The adventure continues...
________________________________________________________________________________________
Scratch's Manor:
Second Floor - Discovered Rooms: Living Room
________________________________________________________________________________________
Living Room - Players:
secret_scribe1: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE FARMER'S FIRING RANGE. Reading: Problem Sleuth Book 1. Lv. 5: Ranger
Minor107: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SCOPED PROJECT M, DIAMOND SWORD, IRON ARMOR. Lv. 5: Golden Pick.
ManiacMaster: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD, GOLD STAR. Taken: MINIGUN. Lv. 5: Fifth Wall.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SILVER BOW. Lv. 5: Daedalus
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: WAR ARMOR, THE MERCURIAN MALADY. Level 3: Nether Mind.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE. Lv. 5: Halfway's End
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER. Reading: Pesterchum 101. Lv. 6: Entropy's Entourage
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE CROSSCIRCLE, HELL'S INSTRUMENT. Lv. 5: Mind over Matter.
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Living Room - Objects of Interest:
Nega-Secret_Scribe1: [] HP: 20,000/20,000. Equipped: CROP RAZER.
North Door.
East Door. Leads to Hallway.
South Door.
West Door. Leads to Gallery.
Final Door. Counter: 0/4.
Staircase. Leads to Finale.
Green Chest. Opened.
Red Chest. Requires four players to open.
Flatscreen TV. Off.
Mirror.
First Floor - Discovered Rooms: Library, Kitchen, Hallway, Closet, Balcony, Entrance, Finale.
Library - Players:
Library - Objects of Interest:
Large and Ornate Door. Leads South. Has giant keyhole.
Left Wall Door. Leads to Kitchen.
Right Wall Door. Leads to Hallway.
Furniture Fort. Created with tables and chairs, by Irecreeper. Housing Irecreeper.
Gaping Hole. Left where the Brittle Floor and Chandelier once were.
Safe. Unlocked. Contains Red Key.
________________________________________________________________________________
Kitchen - Players:
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: CUTTING KNIFE, SUIT OF ARMOR. Lv. 5: Manhunter.
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Kitchen - Objects of Interest:
East Wall Door. Leads back to Library.
West Wall Door. Leads to Balcony.
North Wall Door. Leads to Closet.
Refridgerator. Contains various items.
Stove.
Oven. Next to DaVinci Bot, which can heal players.
Garbage Bin. Contains Dead Body.
Sink.
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Hallway - Players:
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Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door. Leads to Entrance.
Complex Redstone Structure. I have no idea what this does.
Mounted Cueball Trophy.
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Balcony - Players:
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Balcony - Objects of Interest:
Table. Equipped with Chess Set.
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Closet - Objects of Interest:
Brooms.
Unknown Books.
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Entrance - Players:
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Entrance - Objects of Interest:
Wall of Mirrors. Produces dopplegangers of players.
Final Door. Leads to Finale.
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Finale - Players:
DemonicDaVinci: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: FORGECRUSHER. Reading: THE FIRST BLOCK AND OTHER LEGENDS. Lv. 5: Doctor, Doctor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, XMD SWORD, λΣ GUN. Taken: Pistol, Shotgun. Lv. 5: Anonymous.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: GREEN LAMP, STARRY NIGHT. Lv. 5: Points Constellate.
Leonstar0: [AG] HP: 9/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD. Level 3: Red Dwarf.
BioShock_Rules: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: MACHINE GUN. Level 3: Adam's Apple.
fseftr: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, UMBRELLA WARFARE. Lv. 5: Silent Killer.
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Finale - Objects of Interest:
Staircase. Leads to Living Room.
Green Suitcase. Locked.
DaVinci Bot. Can heal players.
The Basement - Discovered Rooms: Sacred Ground.
Sacred Ground - Players:
Talist: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR.
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Sacred Ground - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Gauntlet.
West Door. Leads to Repository.
South Door. Leads to Forge.
East Door.
Broken Phonograph.
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Forge - Players:
rougesteelproject: [N] HP: 14/20.
Dimentiosome: [AG] HP: 14/20.
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Forge - Objects of Interest:
Magic Cueball Viewfinder. Displaying the Zero Hour Crater.
Orange Safe. Locked. Has letter-pad. Displaying message.
West Door.
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Repository - Players:
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: MAN'S BEST FRIEND. Reading: THE FIRST BLOCK AND OTHER LEGENDS. Lv. 2: Basic Magician
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Repository - Objects of Interest:
Large Chest. Captchalogued.
Sign.
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Gauntlet - Players:
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, HARD RESET, YOU'LL FEEL A LITTLE *****. Enchantments: Feather Falling. Lv. 3: Temp Assist.
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Gauntlet - Objects of Interest:
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Mirror Room - Players:
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 13/20. Equipped: POCKET KNIFE. Lv. 5: Oblivionite.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 7/20. Equipped: INSANITY TUBAS.
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 7/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, COPPER SWORD. Taken: 2 COOKED PORKCHOPS, 15 GUN MAGAZINES. Lv. 3: Defender.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 7/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, BROKEN URANIUM'S UMBRAGE. Lv. 2: Play Well.
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Mirror Room - Objects of Interest:
Nega-Aegis: [] HP: 36,000/40,000. Equipped: BREAK HEADS.
Nega-Pionoplayer: [] HP: 50,000/50,000. Equipped: THE URANIAN UMBRA.
Nega-Piono: [] HP: 40,000/40,000. Equipped: THE BOILING POINT.
Nega-Engie_Ninja: [] HP: 50,000/50,000. Equipped: VALVE BEGGAR'S BAZOOKA.
Dark Engie: [] HP: 184,500/250,000. Darkness: IIIIIIIIII Overdrive: IIIIIIIIIIIIII
4,131 Mirror Shards.
Group Inventory:
1 Chair / 1 Astrolabe / 30 Gun Magazines / 3 Heart Containers / 1 Compass / 1 Clock / 50 Captchalogue Cards / 1 Problem Sleuth Anthology / 1 Sniper Rifle / 3 Shotguns / 1 Pistol / 50 Ammo Packs / 1 Milk Jug / 10 Watter Bottles / 1 Stick of Butter / 1 OJ Jug / 1 The Nature of Split Personalities / 1 First Guardians for Dummies / Pesterchum 101 / Overkill Minirail / Carnage in a Cylinder / 5 Bandages
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Escape from Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
GAHHHHH!
Updated early today...
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Haa haa.
Hee hee.
Hoo hoo.
It was a necessity today. I'm going to be quite busy in later hours, so I resolved to get it done right now.
The Earth-Splitter: 5/5 (on hold)
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Hmm. Was it just a coincidence that I entered the coordinates of the Black Monolith site? Hmm....
Maybe if I determine what my current coordinates are, I can get myself out of here!
I attempt to hit F5 (or whatever the button that displays coordinates is). If it works, I enter the coordinates, first trying universe A, then B.
Well, looks like I'm in a sidequest now.
I walk over to the Balcony, and scan the area for anything the other players might have missed.
Spells Casted: 37/200
>EXAMINE ROOM
>CHARGE BOW IN CASE OF ENEMY
Hey! Someone help me open this!
The Earth-Splitter: 6/10 (because why not)
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Oh, but, make sure to look at it first.
What? No!
Yes.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
>Open Red chest
>Enter South Door
>Examine Room
After inspecting the Balcony, I walk to the Closet and inspect it throughoutly.
Spells Casted: 37/200
Hey, wait a second! Was there 10 diamonds in there? I take them, and put down my crafting table. I make a diamond chest plate and put it on. Much better!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Ire: Walk up to north door and kick down.
Ire: Examine.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
POST III;
Previous Charges:
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
WHIIIIIR
CHUG CHUG
BUUUHH
NIMBLEGUY REBOOT COMPLETE
INTERNET PASSWORD: HUMAN
UPLOAD RATE: 10YB/S
DOWNLOAD RATE: 10YB/S
UPDATE COMPLETE
Oh, wow. Finally I have booted up.
Looks like I finally have some new software...
Yeah. Yay.
ERROR
ERROR
CANNOT ACCESS PRE-BOOT LOGS
java.lang.NullPointerException
at Thread-413
nimble.OS.backup.logs.Logger
at line 413
Wait wat.
ERROR IN SECTOR 2
ERROR IN SECTOR 1
PARTITIONING DISK
DONE
PARTITION LIST:
NIMBLE
CORRUPT BACKUP
BACKUP
....
YOU
YOU
Err, while that plays out...
It looks like I have pac-man abilities now.
Every 10 turns I can eat something to gain an ability from it for 1 turn.
WHAT ARE THESE MIRROR THINGS? THEY LOOK FRIENDLY.
...
They are no-CORRUPTION LEVELS AT 45%
WEL-ERRORERRORERRORERRORERRORERRORERRORERRORRRORERRORERRORE-
...
...
CORRUPTION LEVELS AT 101%
I bang a random Nega on the head with my INSANITY TUBAS.
I WONDER WHAT I LOOK LIKE...
NONONONONONO.
OVERRIDE ENGAGED.
@Override
public boolean look(Object o){
return false;
}
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
PAC-MAN: IIIIIIIIII
MIND IS DISABLED.
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED.
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
8r8k fl00r5
...
...sorry, I couldn't think of a good joke.
Also, I attempt to direct the Weaponized drama mentioned in my last post at the bolts (if there's a cord, the safe (WHICH I STILL HAVENT READ THE MESSAGE ON, WHICH I DO.))
...yes, this post isn't not confusing.
Brilliantly done Scratch! Now I hope you didn't have to use Google to do it...
Whoops. I didn't realize it was that chest... Just... Derp.........
No, I just have the ones I already finished, though I won't be using them till I can see the Crockercorp Fleet...
trade +3 with Talist
25/40 x5
6/10 x26
5/10
INVENTORY
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Pork Chops x2 / Chicken Strips x4 / 3 Quarts of OJ / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x19 / 1st & 2nd Floor Plan / Copper Ingots x128 / Cruxite Apple / Copper Sword / Large Chest / Copper Throwing Knives x10 / PDA / 640 Cobblestone / Heart Container / Computer
HP: 13/20 - I healed last turn, remember? I guess not. EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Torch
Weapons: Mana's Secret Weapon / Batter Up
==> I frown. "You haven't answered my questions me...prove you're who you think you are to me, if you're me."
==> Ubercharge pionoplayer, Uberheal myself.
==> I give rouge the Phonograph Pieces( x4).
==> "3x10/10 PREPPED FOR USE" flashes across my HUD > Aegis-A095: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - DISPROPORTIONATE RETRIBUTION (The next attack against me is reflected back towards the aggressor, and compounded for 3x damage)
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
I then place the remaining items of my inventory in the group stockpile
Finally, i punch myself in the face until i die
Diamond Sword - Equipped (Right Hand)
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128 - 1 Equipped (Left Hand)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors
Lamps
Coins