I take the Five-Leaf Clover, hopefully making me luckier and giving me crit chances or something. I stab a Shale Imp with my shiv. I then tell everyone: "Hey, let's make a full skeleton by collecting the bones that appear and disappear and see what happens!"
You take the five-leaf clover, then deal 12 damage to an imp.
I take two femurs, two ulnas, a pelvis and all of the phalanx to build the skeleton The_Serpent suggested to make.
You assemble a skeleton! Unfortunately you don't have enough bones and create a skeleton made of a hipbone with one bony leg with no feet and one grisly bone arm with eight finger bones on it, but no actual hand. It's very disturbing.
Hostiles: The Evil Mariachi tries to hit _Sethykbro_, but misses! Two Shale Imps attack TACL and Conn for 11 and 12 damage! The last Shale Imp burns to death, leaving behind some oil! The Possessed Armor yawns! The Possessed Vacuum Cleaners suck up the ulna and pelvis! The Rage Sea Cucumber struggles against the snot!
I throw the buttered toast on the Evil Marichi's face and then make a sword out of the unfinished skeleton, while I throw the skull of the unfinished skeleton on the Rage Sea Cucumber's head, causing a concussion.
I throw the buttered toast on the Evil Marichi's face and then make a sword out of the unfinished skeleton, while I throw the skull of the unfinished skeleton on the Rage Sea Cucumber's head, causing a concussion.
The buttered toast splats into the mariachi's face for 12 damage. You attempt to wield the unfinished skeleton, but you can't hold it right. You then pop off the skull and pull back your arm, but suddenly you are stricken with the craving to recreate the gravedigger scene from Hamlet.
Hostiles: The Evil Mariachi wonders where his dulce culo-coche is. The Evil Mariachi slips on the butter for 4 damage! The Possessed Armor wakes up! The first Possessed Vacuum Cleaner bumps into ENIS23 for 2 damage! The second one sucks up an Engorged Leech! The Rage Sea Cucumber breaks out of the booger!
Special item. Electronic. Magical. Copies items and butts. Has 100 charges. Each copy uses 15 charges. Cannot be removed by normal means.
Generic food item. Organic. Eat it to regain health. Tastes like ham and pineapple.
Generic item. Electronic. Can be used to relay certain items between two separate paths.
Generic healing item. Use it to heal, or maybe to staunch bleeding.
Generic metal thing item. Metallic. Use it to build stuff or for "that's what she said" jokes.
Generic food item. Organic. Eat it to regain health. You can use it in a s'more.
Generic item. Electronic. Use for blowing out eardrums or drumming out ear-blows.
Generic item. Electronic. Breaks apart easily. Can be used as a light source if you provide power.
Generic explosive item. The scourge of eyes and police officers everywhere.
Generic currency item. Metallic. Might be phased out by the government eventually.
Generic currency item. Metallic. If you had one of these every time you won a game, you'd have two round gray coins.
Generic currency item. Metallic. Collect 100 of them and you'll get an extra life.
Generic currency item. Metallic. Small, yellow, and different.
Generic food item. Organic. Eat it to regain health. French people always have one in a bag when they get mugged.
Generic item. Organic. Can be used to tie things up, Scooby-Doo style.
Generic spellbook. Magical. Organic. Always grants the spell Technobabble.
Notes
- A Bob-omb appears!
- A Roasting Spit appears!
- A Boulder Trap appears!
- Two Fridge Magnets appear!
- A Smoke Machine appears!
- The Unfinished Skeleton disappears!
I kamikaze myself using the bob-omb onto the processed vacuum cleaner, hoping to blow it up.
You run towards the possessed vacuum cleaner with the Bob-omb under your arm and blow you and it up for 5 (+6) damage to you, 12 damage to it, 5 damage to the other possessed vacuum, and 6 to the Possessed Armor!
You stick a leech on the possessed armor. It clamps on. The mana expended by your telekinesis on the leech bonds your health to it!
Hostiles: The Possessed Armor makes annoying screeching noises by scraping its armor with a rock, making everyone lose 2 MP! The Possessed Vacuum Cleaners are stunned and cannot move! The Rage Sea Cucumber fires its guts at The_Serpent for 28 (+5) damage! The Purple Plate Shiv is knocked out of his hand! The guts also hit Conn6464 for 29 (+5) damage! The Chainmachete is knocked out of his hand!
Special item. Electronic. Magical. Copies items and butts. Has 100 charges. Each copy uses 15 charges. Cannot be removed by normal means.
Generic food item. Organic. Eat it to regain health. Tastes like ham and pineapple.
Generic item. Electronic. Can be used to relay certain items between two separate paths.
Generic healing item. Use it to heal, or maybe to staunch bleeding.
Generic metal thing item. Metallic. Use it to build stuff or for "that's what she said" jokes.
Generic food item. Organic. Eat it to regain health. You can use it in a s'more.
Generic item. Electronic. Use for blowing out eardrums or drumming out ear-blows.
Generic item. Electronic. Breaks apart easily. Can be used as a light source if you provide power.
Generic explosive item. The scourge of eyes and police officers everywhere.
Generic currency item. Metallic. Might be phased out by the government eventually.
Generic currency item. Metallic. If you had one of these every time you won a game, you'd have two round gray coins.
Generic currency item. Metallic. Collect 100 of them and you'll get an extra life.
Generic currency item. Metallic. Small, yellow, and different.
Generic food item. Organic. Eat it to regain health. French people always have one in a bag when they get mugged.
Generic item. Organic. Can be used to tie things up, Scooby-Doo style.
Generic spellbook. Magical. Organic. Always grants the spell Technobabble.
Notes
- A Tentacle Backpack appears!
- A Baseball Bat appears!
- An Empty Bucket appears!
- The Item Bestiary reappears!
- The Puddle of Oil disappears!
Signature.
You fire the laser-guided amnesia at the mariachi! The mariachi forgets his car keys.
You take the five-leaf clover, then deal 12 damage to an imp.
The possessed armor falls asleep! You are too busy talking about the ins and outs of cyberdidgeridoos and warbear whosits to use your chainmachete.
You don't have it!
A wild Rage Sea Cucumber appeared!
BioShock used Bonemerang!
Hit 2 time(s) for 6 (+6) damage!
You get 10 health.
You assemble a skeleton! Unfortunately you don't have enough bones and create a skeleton made of a hipbone with one bony leg with no feet and one grisly bone arm with eight finger bones on it, but no actual hand. It's very disturbing.
Hostiles: The Evil Mariachi tries to hit _Sethykbro_, but misses! Two Shale Imps attack TACL and Conn for 11 and 12 damage! The last Shale Imp burns to death, leaving behind some oil! The Possessed Armor yawns! The Possessed Vacuum Cleaners suck up the ulna and pelvis! The Rage Sea Cucumber struggles against the snot!
Players
The_Serpent - HP: 87/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Purple Plate Shiv, x1 Lit Seal-Blubber Candle, x1 Five-Leaf Clover - Spells: None
Conn6464 - HP: 81/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: x1 Swiss Army Chainmachete - Spells: Telekinesis (5 MP) Technobabble (2 MP)
SuperSupermario24 - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Frying Pan - Spells: None
Keldeo - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
BioShock_Rules - HP: 88/100 (Oiled for 2 more turns) - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
TheArmclubLegacy - HP: 76/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Laser-Guided Amnesia (2/3 shots) - Spells: None
FlyingPig6789 - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
EveryNameIsTaken23 - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Snot Bazooka (3/5 shots) - Spells: None
_Sethykbro_ - HP: 99/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Diamace - Spells: None
Wave 1
x1 Evil Mariachi [HP: 38/50 | AT: 21] Confused for 2 more turns
x1 Shale Imp [HP: 6/18 | AT: 12]
x1 Shale Imp [HP: 6/18 | AT: 12]
x1 Possessed Armor [HP: 50/50 | AP: 10/10 | AT: 17] Sleepy for 1 more turn
x1 Possessed Vacuum Cleaner [HP: 35/35 | AT: 1 | Contents: x1 Lit Cigarette, x1 Ulna]
x1 Possessed Vacuum Cleaner [HP: 35/35 | AT: 1 | Contents: x1 Pelvis]
x1 Rage Sea Cucumber [HP: 18/42 | AT: 29] Boogied down for 1 more turn
Allies
None
Items
x1 Unfinished Skeleton
x1 Puddle of Oil
x1 Jar of Leeches
x1 Buttered Toast
x2 Firecracker
Notes
- A Jar of Leeches appears!
- A Buttered Toast appears!
- Two Firecrackers appear!
- The Femur disappears!
Complipedia
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
You grab the vacuum handle and push it onto the oil. The vacuum catches on fire for 15 damage!
You kill the imp and do 2 splash damage to the other imp and the armor!
The leeches suck 13 health from the mariachi and fall to the floor!
It dies and leaves a puddle of oil.
The buttered toast splats into the mariachi's face for 12 damage. You attempt to wield the unfinished skeleton, but you can't hold it right. You then pop off the skull and pull back your arm, but suddenly you are stricken with the craving to recreate the gravedigger scene from Hamlet.
Hostiles: The Evil Mariachi wonders where his dulce culo-coche is. The Evil Mariachi slips on the butter for 4 damage! The Possessed Armor wakes up! The first Possessed Vacuum Cleaner bumps into ENIS23 for 2 damage! The second one sucks up an Engorged Leech! The Rage Sea Cucumber breaks out of the booger!
Players
The_Serpent - HP: 87/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Purple Plate Shiv, x1 Lit Seal-Blubber Candle, x1 Five-Leaf Clover - Spells: None
Conn6464 - HP: 81/100 - MP: 24/25 - Items in hand: x1 Swiss Army Chainmachete - Spells: Telekinesis (5 MP) Technobabble (2 MP)
SuperSupermario24 - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Frying Pan - Spells: None
Keldeo - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
BioShock_Rules - HP: 88/100 (Oiled for 1 more turn) - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: Empty Jar - Spells: None
TheArmclubLegacy - HP: 76/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Laser-Guided Amnesia (2/3 shots) - Spells: None
FlyingPig6789 - HP: 100/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
EveryNameIsTaken23 - HP: 98/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Snot Bazooka (3/5 shots) - Spells: None
_Sethykbro_ - HP: 99/100 - MP: 25/25 - Items in hand: x1 Diamace - Spells: None
Wave 1
x1 Evil Mariachi [HP: 22/50 | AT: 21] Confused for 1 more turn, buttered for 1 more turn
x1 Possessed Armor [HP: 49/50 | AP: 9/10 | AT: 17]
x1 Possessed Vacuum Cleaner [HP: 20/35 | AT: 1 | Contents: x1 Lit Cigarette, x1 Ulna, x1 Lit Puddle of Oil] Burning for 3 more turns
x1 Possessed Vacuum Cleaner [HP: 35/35 | AT: 1 | Contents: x1 Pelvis, x1 Engorged Leech]
x1 Rage Sea Cucumber [HP: 18/42 | AT: 29]
Allies
None
Items
x1 Firecracker
x12 Engorged Leech
x1 Puddle of Oil
x1 Bob-omb
x1 Roasting Spit
x1 Boulder Trap
x2 Fridge Magnet
x1 Smoke Machine
Notes
- A Bob-omb appears!
- A Roasting Spit appears!
- A Boulder Trap appears!
- Two Fridge Magnets appear!
- A Smoke Machine appears!
- The Unfinished Skeleton disappears!
Complipedia
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
Signature.
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"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
Signature.
You run towards the possessed vacuum cleaner with the Bob-omb under your arm and blow you and it up for 5 (+6) damage to you, 12 damage to it, 5 damage to the other possessed vacuum, and 6 to the Possessed Armor!
14 damage!
You toss the firecracker under the vacuum and it explodes for 13 damage!
There are no more Bob-ombs.
The leech triggers the boulder trap! A boulder rolls on the leech! You walk around the boulder and flip on the smoke machine.
You gut the mariachi and it dies!
You stick a fridge magnet on each of the vacuums. The vacuums' electronics get scrambled, but nothing else happens.
You stick a leech on the possessed armor. It clamps on. The mana expended by your telekinesis on the leech bonds your health to it!
Hostiles: The Possessed Armor makes annoying screeching noises by scraping its armor with a rock, making everyone lose 2 MP! The Possessed Vacuum Cleaners are stunned and cannot move! The Rage Sea Cucumber fires its guts at The_Serpent for 28 (+5) damage! The Purple Plate Shiv is knocked out of his hand! The guts also hit Conn6464 for 29 (+5) damage! The Chainmachete is knocked out of his hand!
Players
The_Serpent - HP: 54/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: x1 Lit Seal-Blubber Candle, x1 Five-Leaf Clover - Spells: None
Conn6464 - HP: 47/100 (Leeching for 4 more turns) - MP: 18/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: Telekinesis (5 MP) Technobabble (2 MP)
SuperSupermario24 - HP: 100/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: x1 Frying Pan - Spells: None
Keldeo - HP: 100/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
BioShock_Rules - HP: 88/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: Empty Jar, x1 Roasting Spit - Spells: None
TheArmclubLegacy - HP: 76/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: x1 Laser-Guided Amnesia (2/3 shots) - Spells: None
FlyingPig6789 - HP: 100/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
EveryNameIsTaken23 - HP: 98/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: x1 Snot Bazooka (3/5 shots) - Spells: None
_Sethykbro_ - HP: 99/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: x1 Diamace - Spells: None
Protectorate_of_Pandas - HP: 89/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: None
Wave 1
x1 Possessed Armor [HP: 46/50 | AP: 6/10 | AT: 17] Leeched for 4 more turns
x1 Possessed Vacuum Cleaner [HP: 4/35 | AT: 1 | Contents: x1 Lit Cigarette, x1 Ulna, x1 Lit Puddle of Oil] Burning for 2 more turns, stunned for 1 more turn
x1 Possessed Vacuum Cleaner [HP: 16/35 | AT: 1 | Contents: x1 Pelvis, x1 Engorged Leech] Stunned for 1 more turn
x1 Rage Sea Cucumber [HP: 18/42 | AT: 29] Gutless for 2 more turns
Allies
None
Items
x10 Engorged Leech
x1 Boulder
x1 Smoke Machine (On)
x1 Purple Plate Shiv
x1 Swiss Army Chainmachete
x1 Tentacle Backpack
x1 Baseball Bat
x1 Empty Bucket
x1 Item Bestiary
Notes
- A Tentacle Backpack appears!
- A Baseball Bat appears!
- An Empty Bucket appears!
- The Item Bestiary reappears!
- The Puddle of Oil disappears!
Complipedia
I then use the smoke firework on the processed vacuum cleaner, so when it vacuums it, it explodes inside of it, and it should die choking on smoke.
(I went on a vacation of my own and I am posting this from the hotel... Sorry I'm late!)