The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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The End: A thesisWritten originally for the University of Nether and Interdimensional Matters, converted to Plain English.
Many a person has wondered what the Ender Dragon does, and how endermen behave. As of now, Minedate 1014, the Dragon remains mysterious, but has, unfortunately, been exterminated by an individual I shall not name, as the law in the United Isles of Rez, my homeland, dictates.People discuss the matter as if it is a 'dinosaur-like creature' of sorts, an extinct giant that was once great. But what they fail to understand, is that the 'Egg that never hatches', currently on display at UNIM, might just hatch, given the right activator, which I hold in my hands as of now.
How about we begin with the theory of evolution, proposed by an anonymous researcher many Karats ago:It states that all life began from primitive cells, the only example of which we have that you can look at right now, are pigs. They share the most DNA with us, and the Nomads, and the terror-walkers, which you now call "Creepus Majestis", or the Common Creeper. Zombie blood and Ender Pearls have also yielded the same genetic results.Skeleton bone marrow also showed this similarity, as have human cells. The common farm-variety, and wild-variety horse, cow, sheep, are all descendants of that creature.Hellish creatures from the Nether, which you have unkindly chosen not to acknowledge as real mobs, have shown no likeness to anything, except, of course, for Zombie Pigmen. Their DNA has shown similarity to blaze dust and rods, ghast 'tear' fluid, and the very mythical, and one which we have zilch example for, Bed-worm(skin sheddings).
As I write, more people are questioning my exclusion of squid.. This has been under the assumption that they descended from more primitive, miniature fish, the evidence of which has not been approved as of now.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------In the original document, this was written. I have gathered the info necessary for approval, and this is no longer correct, further proving my theory correct. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
So, what does this have to do with the End? Everything. The very fact that DNA appears to be shared, although altered, amongst every creature, is amazing. However, the Dragon Egg has been tested for matches by myself, and was found, by me, a different thing than DNA, something I call the ELC, for Enderic Luramix Cyanite, the molecule that appears to be most present in the chromosomes.Many people believe that the Dragon is protecting the Endermen, that are Ascended Souls, in their own Paradise which is the exact opposite of the Nether, which many people believe to be Hell.
Ghasts would be bunches of Vile, Dark Souls, and Pigmen be corrupted Nomad souls.
Smaller Ghasts would become more combustive, more concentrated "Blazes".
The dragon was supposed to protect the souls, but Steve has slain her. She has ascended into Dragon Hell, known as The Void, for not being able to protect the poor souls, and has been further corrupted by older Skeleton Spirits of the dragons. I know this because I have met them, by building a monument of Nether-rack infused with souls so deeply corrupted with vile thoughts that they have become a part of the dimension, wanting to pull you in with them, and skeleton skulls corrupted in the nether by tempering them in the "sand". The creature released was not easily slain, but something wonderfully confirming of my theory happened at the last moment. The central "skull", seemingly forced her body to break up, banishing the vile spirits inside, and giving me her soul in concentrated form, a beautiful crystal many a person has suggested to be used in a lighthouse, to which I gracefully disagreed.
This theory has proven to be true.
I infused the egg with her soul by inserting the crystal through
the soft shell, and applying a red-stone signal.
I now have a loyal pet dragon-kit, that shall grow up into an older, more responsible and powerful dragon, and, however strange this may be, self-fertilizing.
Steve did not slay, or kill the dragon. He massacred the race of the Endermen and Dragons, leaving
a scar deeply infused inside the elders' memories.
And yet he walks free, having a large mansion, and possibly a torture shed, where he continues to be cruel and unforgiving to the flora and fauna of the precious, if somewhat infinite, almost-flat world of Cainarz, the Ender word for "Craft-men's land".
To Fans, if I have any: This is my first successful attempt to write some stuff and get some positive feedback. I truly would love to continue this, but because of its unorthodox method of displaying information, I simply cannot. I am in the process of making a more book-like thing starting in a post-Dragon universe, where 3 factions fight over the egg.
Hey there! I got bored and saw your story so I made this. Embed Removed
Use it how ever you want but if you do use it just give me credit.
This is awesome!
Your narrating skills are superior to any of mine, and I most definitely would like to work with you on any project I can.
I will correct some of the spelling errors and add more detail to the OP, as well as include your beautiful work of art that is a sound file composed of bits of stored energy in a server somewhere out in the 'cloud' in my post.
I had no idea anyone so talented in the ways of the voice would read my tiny literature-ish thing, and, god, would I love to hear your voice shatter my cranium with the inspeakable(but not inwritable) opacity of bass and great music.
... I think I would like you to narrate my life xD
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Okay. Apparently, Forum things messed up the formatting completely.
Gwargh.
I think that I shall convert this crude post into something more resembling a PDF.(or a txt for now :P)
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I love it. But it's Minecraft themes make it seem a little, childish, to me. Maybe you could make up an entirely new real altogether, with it's own lore.
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Wargh. Back from a mind-bubbling vacation in California, back on a Mac. You'd think It'd be good, but Gatekeeper's acting like a .
To Xaelphorious, I have chosen not to quote you as a social-ish experiment... In any case:
This "lore" you talk of would remove all quality of what I am trying to make. Instead of thinking up some crazy zany theory about Minecraft, I made a story, the story that I currently find most logical. I got inspired by one of those, what do you call them? Oh, "Ender-Dragon Improvements" threads. I read on and on about the various enchantments, and that the egg should have a purpose greater than aesthetics, and so on and so forth... When I realized that all of these children, bickering about how the dragon should put up a fight, missed one important fact: the bloody Egg. Eggs are generally hatched and carried(if necessary) by the female of the species, except in some notable exceptions, such as the sea-horse. So, the Dragon was only trying to protect her own baby, much like a mother would. No more the silly theories plaguing me, as I wondered in my free time, "Why did the devs make the dragon this way?". Because you were supposed to feel sorry. Supposed to LEAVE. This "End", It simply appears as a sanctuary for the largley peaceful Endermen, and/or Enderwomen. They don't want to kill you, unlike creepers and zombies, they want to be left alone. Catch: The only way to escape is to slay the Dragon. Catch: You realize at the last moment that you just killed a mother. At this point, I'd prefer that most people cry in a hole, about killing the one thing NOT wanting to kill you at all, the Ender Dragon. After that, I realized that reformatting my story into a thesis is needed, for how else would I be able to convey this information to you, and still be able to use complicated wording and fancy words? Steve, or the player, is pretty much a metaphor for invasive species, the worst thing that could happen to a peaceful land.
The Cat Man:
I believe your voice pleases me greatly and I would most definitely like to work with you on future projects, as stated earlier. You need to get your rep up, your voice is better at turning microphones to gold than Morgan Freeman.(At this point you should check your recording equipment for gold specks.)
Thank you, all readers and criticizers, please have a nice day.
Good story, but I would enjoy it more if you separate paragraphs a bit. I'm one of those people who has a hard time reading when all the sentences are glued together to form a huge block of words; I prefer loose paragraphs. Thanks!
Good story, but I would enjoy it more if you separate paragraphs a bit. I'm one of those people who has a hard time reading when all the sentences are glued together to form a huge block of words; I prefer loose paragraphs. Thanks!
I must say that this was originally written on a tablet, so please don't blame my writing skills. I understand what you're getting at, but the forums converted the spacing to its current form just when I edited my post for the first time.
Well, you could see it as murduring everything. That's a perspective. You could also see it as slaying a vicious beast to defend the world as we know it and free the endermen from enslavement. Which of these do you think the general populace believes
Many a person has wondered what the Ender Dragon does, and how endermen behave. As of now, Minedate 1014, the Dragon remains mysterious, but has, unfortunately, been exterminated by an individual I shall not name, as the law in the United Isles of Rez, my homeland, dictates.People discuss the matter as if it is a 'dinosaur-like creature' of sorts, an extinct giant that was once great. But what they fail to understand, is that the 'Egg that never hatches', currently on display at UNIM, might just hatch, given the right activator, which I hold in my hands as of now.
How about we begin with the theory of evolution, proposed by an anonymous researcher many Karats ago:It states that all life began from primitive cells, the only example of which we have that you can look at right now, are pigs. They share the most DNA with us, and the Nomads, and the terror-walkers, which you now call "Creepus Majestis", or the Common Creeper. Zombie blood and Ender Pearls have also yielded the same genetic results.Skeleton bone marrow also showed this similarity, as have human cells. The common farm-variety, and wild-variety horse, cow, sheep, are all descendants of that creature.Hellish creatures from the Nether, which you have unkindly chosen not to acknowledge as real mobs, have shown no likeness to anything, except, of course, for Zombie Pigmen. Their DNA has shown similarity to blaze dust and rods, ghast 'tear' fluid, and the very mythical, and one which we have zilch example for, Bed-worm(skin sheddings).
As I write, more people are questioning my exclusion of squid.. This has been under the assumption that they descended from more primitive, miniature fish, the evidence of which has not been approved as of now.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------In the original document, this was written. I have gathered the info necessary for approval, and this is no longer correct, further proving my theory correct. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
So, what does this have to do with the End? Everything. The very fact that DNA appears to be shared, although altered, amongst every creature, is amazing. However, the Dragon Egg has been tested for matches by myself, and was found, by me, a different thing than DNA, something I call the ELC, for Enderic Luramix Cyanite, the molecule that appears to be most present in the chromosomes.Many people believe that the Dragon is protecting the Endermen, that are Ascended Souls, in their own Paradise which is the exact opposite of the Nether, which many people believe to be Hell.
Ghasts would be bunches of Vile, Dark Souls, and Pigmen be corrupted Nomad souls.
Smaller Ghasts would become more combustive, more concentrated "Blazes".
The dragon was supposed to protect the souls, but Steve has slain her. She has ascended into Dragon Hell, known as The Void, for not being able to protect the poor souls, and has been further corrupted by older Skeleton Spirits of the dragons. I know this because I have met them, by building a monument of Nether-rack infused with souls so deeply corrupted with vile thoughts that they have become a part of the dimension, wanting to pull you in with them, and skeleton skulls corrupted in the nether by tempering them in the "sand". The creature released was not easily slain, but something wonderfully confirming of my theory happened at the last moment. The central "skull", seemingly forced her body to break up, banishing the vile spirits inside, and giving me her soul in concentrated form, a beautiful crystal many a person has suggested to be used in a lighthouse, to which I gracefully disagreed.
This theory has proven to be true.
I infused the egg with her soul by inserting the crystal through
the soft shell, and applying a red-stone signal.
I now have a loyal pet dragon-kit, that shall grow up into an older, more responsible and powerful dragon, and, however strange this may be, self-fertilizing.
Steve did not slay, or kill the dragon. He massacred the race of the Endermen and Dragons, leaving
a scar deeply infused inside the elders' memories.
And yet he walks free, having a large mansion, and possibly a torture shed, where he continues to be cruel and unforgiving to the flora and fauna of the precious, if somewhat infinite, almost-flat world of Cainarz, the Ender word for "Craft-men's land".
To Fans, if I have any: This is my first successful attempt to write some stuff and get some positive feedback. I truly would love to continue this, but because of its unorthodox method of displaying information, I simply cannot. I am in the process of making a more book-like thing starting in a post-Dragon universe, where 3 factions fight over the egg.
This is awesome!
Your narrating skills are superior to any of mine, and I most definitely would like to work with you on any project I can.
I will correct some of the spelling errors and add more detail to the OP, as well as include your beautiful work of art that is a sound file composed of bits of stored energy in a server somewhere out in the 'cloud' in my post.
I had no idea anyone so talented in the ways of the voice would read my tiny literature-ish thing, and, god, would I love to hear your voice shatter my cranium with the inspeakable(but not inwritable) opacity of bass and great music.
... I think I would like you to narrate my life xD
Gwargh.
I think that I shall convert this crude post into something more resembling a PDF.(or a txt for now :P)
PROUD USER OF THE STEVE SKIN
To Xaelphorious, I have chosen not to quote you as a social-ish experiment... In any case:
This "lore" you talk of would remove all quality of what I am trying to make. Instead of thinking up some crazy zany theory about Minecraft, I made a story, the story that I currently find most logical. I got inspired by one of those, what do you call them? Oh, "Ender-Dragon Improvements" threads. I read on and on about the various enchantments, and that the egg should have a purpose greater than aesthetics, and so on and so forth... When I realized that all of these children, bickering about how the dragon should put up a fight, missed one important fact: the bloody Egg. Eggs are generally hatched and carried(if necessary) by the female of the species, except in some notable exceptions, such as the sea-horse. So, the Dragon was only trying to protect her own baby, much like a mother would. No more the silly theories plaguing me, as I wondered in my free time, "Why did the devs make the dragon this way?". Because you were supposed to feel sorry. Supposed to LEAVE. This "End", It simply appears as a sanctuary for the largley peaceful Endermen, and/or Enderwomen. They don't want to kill you, unlike creepers and zombies, they want to be left alone. Catch: The only way to escape is to slay the Dragon. Catch: You realize at the last moment that you just killed a mother. At this point, I'd prefer that most people cry in a hole, about killing the one thing NOT wanting to kill you at all, the Ender Dragon. After that, I realized that reformatting my story into a thesis is needed, for how else would I be able to convey this information to you, and still be able to use complicated wording and fancy words? Steve, or the player, is pretty much a metaphor for invasive species, the worst thing that could happen to a peaceful land.
The Cat Man:
I believe your voice pleases me greatly and I would most definitely like to work with you on future projects, as stated earlier. You need to get your rep up, your voice is better at turning microphones to gold than Morgan Freeman.(At this point you should check your recording equipment for gold specks.)
Thank you, all readers and criticizers, please have a nice day.
--Stanley The Elder
I must say that this was originally written on a tablet, so please don't blame my writing skills. I understand what you're getting at, but the forums converted the spacing to its current form just when I edited my post for the first time.
PROUD USER OF THE STEVE SKIN