"Warning: Sphere corruption at twenty-r-rr-r-rats cannot throw up."
"Dental floss has superb tensile strength."
"The square root of rope is string."
"While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation."
"Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitus."
"Pants were invented in the 16th century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god."
"The atomic weight of Germanium is 72.64."
"89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery."
"An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain."
"In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of minotaurs would stop teasing him about it."
"Humans can survive underwater, but not for very long."
"Raseph, the Semetic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out of his forehead."
"The plural of Surgeon General is Surgeons General. The past tense of Surgeons General is Surgeonsed General."
"Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene."
"Rats cannot throw up."
"Iguanas can stay underwater for 28.7 minutes."
"Human tapeworms can grow up to 22.9 meters."
"The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats."
"Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it."
"The Sun is 330,330 times the size of Earth."
"The average life expectancy of a rhinoceros living in captivity is 15 years."
"Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes."
"Avacados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit."
"Avacados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians."
"The Moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days."
"Brain Damage can be cured with prolonged exposure to natural air combined with wheat"
"The billionth digit of pi is nine."
"If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mneumonic device: One, comes before two, comes before sixty, comes after twelve, comes before six-trillion, comes after five-hundred-and-four. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal."
"A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds."
"Hot water freezes quicker than cold water."
"Honey does not spoil."
"The average adult human body contains half a pound of salt."
"A nanosecond lasts one-billionth of a second."
"According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats."
"China produces the world's second largest crop of soybeans."
"Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius."
"Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath."
"Roman toothpaste was made with urine. Urine is an ingredient in toothpaste continued to be used up until the 18th century."
"The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government."
"The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space."
"The Mexican-American War ended in 1838 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadelupe Hidalgo."
"In 1879, Sandford Fleming first produced the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute."
"Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity."
"At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself."
"Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have 100 different words for snow. They do, however, have 234 words for fudge."
"In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to
steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this."
"In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclaimation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event."
"In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth at 75 hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning."
"William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouiji board to enslave playwriting ghosts."
"It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented push-ups in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name "Tesla-cize."
"Whales are twice as intelligent and three times as delicious as humans."
"The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to be in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands."
"Edmund Hilary, the first person to climb Mt. Everest, did so accidentally, while chasing a bird."
"Diamonds are made when coal is put under intense pressure. Diamonds put under intense pressure become foam pellots, commonly used today as packing material."
"The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything on its body is made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful deadly poison."
"The occupation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal's epilepsy was mistaken for capering."
"Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the Sun, where it hibernates undisturbed."
"The first commercial air flight took place in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way."
"In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself."
"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty."
"Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium."
"Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell, or scrambled rocks."
"During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice."
"At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch."
"According to most advanced algorithms, the world's best name is Craig."
"To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror."
"Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out."
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Core Status: Corrupted
edit: oh crap I'm carpenter now, I really liked being the meaning of everything... oh well * goes to party* ok it's been nice throwing this celebration but now I have to nicely ask you all *grabs shotgun* TO GET THE HELL OFF MY LAND
By the way, if i can throw some insentive, the reward for completing the puzzles is:
You will have access to the full detailed storyline of the trilogy of the portalcraft map
Welp. Now to study the P2 wiki.
I know that it has something to do with a facility on the moon... Has The fact core made it to that facility and has teamed up with Rattman?
12...Twelve...Twelve...what could it mean...2012? OH! The end of the world. Aperture evacuates to the moon to escape the end of the world. They continue science up there with the Fact core and Rattman plus a new AI? Am I on the right track possibly?
Maybe GLaDOS continues tests on the Earth whilst the Combine invades earth...which is technically the end of the world? Maybe some Half-Life stuff infused with this? Possibly they send you to the moon facility when the Combine finds out about Aperture? Will we ever find the truth? Find out next time on, Conspiracy theories: Portalcraft : The Ultimate Saga
Possibly the Camera image is from the Camera floating around in space, which would explain the snowish image. Possibly the radio song is a warning sign from Earth to the moon, saying that the Earth is no longer safe and to continue tests on the moon? The orange and blue ladies must be the Portals. Maybe the letters to Cave...the files we can't see might be the plans and blueprints for the Lunar Lab.
I know that it has something to do with a facility on the moon... Has The fact core made it to that facility and has teamed up with Rattman?
12...Twelve...Twelve...what could it mean...2012? OH! The end of the world. Aperture evacuates to the moon to escape the end of the world. They continue science up there with the Fact core and Rattman plus a new AI? Am I on the right track possibly?
Maybe GLaDOS continues tests on the Earth whilst the Combine invades earth...which is technically the end of the world? Maybe some Half-Life stuff infused with this? Possibly they send you to the moon facility when the Combine finds out about Aperture? Will we ever find the truth? Find out next time on, Conspiracy theories: Portalcraft : The Ultimate Saga
Possibly the Camera image is from the Camera floating around in space, which would explain the snowish image. Possibly the radio song is a warning sign from Earth to the moon, saying that the Earth is no longer safe and to continue tests on the moon? The orange and blue ladies must be the Portals. Maybe the letters to Cave...the files we can't see might be the plans and blueprints for the Lunar Lab.
2 things: 1 the blueprints behind the letter are for the borealis
2.- I FOUND SOMETHING IN THE LINES THAT MAXARGAN POSTED:
"Brain Damage can be cured with prolonged exposure to natural air combined with wheat"
So I've been playing a lot of Portal 2..... A LOT of it. I got the game on Saturday and finished yesterday.
Anyway, I have an idea on the Rat on the Moon puzzle. I think it may have something to do with the secret transmission from the radio when you bring every radio to a certain area in the current test chamber. I THINK that if you find it in the game, that will be the transmission Rattman is sending from the moon.
Of course, nobody will ever find it. Valve is too good at hide-and-seek.
Since the rat on the moon mp3 message is so important, and nobody can find a way to solve it, i will just give a clue, but you will have to decode it anyways
Since the rat on the moon mp3 message is so important, and nobody can find a way to solve it, i will just give a clue, but you will have to decode it anyways
So what image editing program did you use? (Is trying to be an idiot) While I'm waiting for GIMP to download, Mission failed. I need photoshop, and because of the crapton of space it takes up, I don't want it.
I'll just say that the message inside it is from Cave Johnson. I'm 100% sure of it
12E:
"Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve."
"Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens."
"Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avacado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava."
"Error. Error. Error. File not found."
"Error. Error. Error. Fact not found."
"Fact not found."
"Corruption at 25%."
"Corruption at 50%."
"Warning: Sphere corruption at twenty-r-rr-r-rats cannot throw up."
"Dental floss has superb tensile strength."
"The square root of rope is string."
"While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation."
"Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitus."
"Pants were invented in the 16th century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god."
"The atomic weight of Germanium is 72.64."
"89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery."
"An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain."
"In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of minotaurs would stop teasing him about it."
"Humans can survive underwater, but not for very long."
"Raseph, the Semetic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out of his forehead."
"The plural of Surgeon General is Surgeons General. The past tense of Surgeons General is Surgeonsed General."
"Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene."
"Rats cannot throw up."
"Iguanas can stay underwater for 28.7 minutes."
"Human tapeworms can grow up to 22.9 meters."
"The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats."
"Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it."
"The Sun is 330,330 times the size of Earth."
"The average life expectancy of a rhinoceros living in captivity is 15 years."
"Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes."
"Avacados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit."
"Avacados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians."
"The Moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days."
"Brain Damage can be cured with prolonged exposure to natural air combined with wheat"
"The billionth digit of pi is nine."
"If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mneumonic device: One, comes before two, comes before sixty, comes after twelve, comes before six-trillion, comes after five-hundred-and-four. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal."
"A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds."
"Hot water freezes quicker than cold water."
"Honey does not spoil."
"The average adult human body contains half a pound of salt."
"A nanosecond lasts one-billionth of a second."
"According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats."
"China produces the world's second largest crop of soybeans."
"Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius."
"Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath."
"Roman toothpaste was made with urine. Urine is an ingredient in toothpaste continued to be used up until the 18th century."
"The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government."
"The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space."
"The Mexican-American War ended in 1838 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadelupe Hidalgo."
"In 1879, Sandford Fleming first produced the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute."
"Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity."
"At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself."
"Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have 100 different words for snow. They do, however, have 234 words for fudge."
"In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to
steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this."
"In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclaimation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event."
"In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth at 75 hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning."
"William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouiji board to enslave playwriting ghosts."
"It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented push-ups in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name "Tesla-cize."
"Whales are twice as intelligent and three times as delicious as humans."
"The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to be in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands."
"Edmund Hilary, the first person to climb Mt. Everest, did so accidentally, while chasing a bird."
"Diamonds are made when coal is put under intense pressure. Diamonds put under intense pressure become foam pellots, commonly used today as packing material."
"The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything on its body is made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful deadly poison."
"The occupation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal's epilepsy was mistaken for capering."
"Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the Sun, where it hibernates undisturbed."
"The first commercial air flight took place in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way."
"In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself."
"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty."
"Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium."
"Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell, or scrambled rocks."
"During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice."
"At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch."
"According to most advanced algorithms, the world's best name is Craig."
"To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror."
"Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out."
----------------------------------
Core Status: Corrupted
confusion:50%
confusion:75%
Status: confused
edit: oh crap I'm carpenter now, I really liked being the meaning of everything... oh well * goes to party* ok it's been nice throwing this celebration but now I have to nicely ask you all *grabs shotgun* TO GET THE HELL OFF MY LAND
You will have access to the full detailed storyline of the trilogy of the portalcraft map
I know that it has something to do with a facility on the moon... Has The fact core made it to that facility and has teamed up with Rattman?
12...Twelve...Twelve...what could it mean...2012? OH! The end of the world. Aperture evacuates to the moon to escape the end of the world. They continue science up there with the Fact core and Rattman plus a new AI? Am I on the right track possibly?
Maybe GLaDOS continues tests on the Earth whilst the Combine invades earth...which is technically the end of the world? Maybe some Half-Life stuff infused with this? Possibly they send you to the moon facility when the Combine finds out about Aperture? Will we ever find the truth? Find out next time on, Conspiracy theories: Portalcraft : The Ultimate Saga
Possibly the Camera image is from the Camera floating around in space, which would explain the snowish image. Possibly the radio song is a warning sign from Earth to the moon, saying that the Earth is no longer safe and to continue tests on the moon? The orange and blue ladies must be the Portals. Maybe the letters to Cave...the files we can't see might be the plans and blueprints for the Lunar Lab.
2 things: 1 the blueprints behind the letter are for the borealis
2.- I FOUND SOMETHING IN THE LINES THAT MAXARGAN POSTED:
"Brain Damage can be cured with prolonged exposure to natural air combined with wheat"
Search the post, its right there, CHELL!!!
Anyway, I have an idea on the Rat on the Moon puzzle. I think it may have something to do with the secret transmission from the radio when you bring every radio to a certain area in the current test chamber. I THINK that if you find it in the game, that will be the transmission Rattman is sending from the moon.
Of course, nobody will ever find it. Valve is too good at hide-and-seek.
So what image editing program did you use? (Is trying to be an idiot)
While I'm waiting for GIMP to download,Mission failed. I need photoshop, and because of the crapton of space it takes up, I don't want it.I'll just say that the message inside it is from Cave Johnson. I'm 100% sure of it
Off Topic: Maxargen, how exactly do you feel about the nostalgia critic being over.
well... I see you are taking it well.
WHAT?!?!?!