Yeah Minecraft community, I'm talking to you. Y'all suck.
If you've browsed the forums for more than a day and have been on this earth for over a few years, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
First off, it's those complainers. Since this forum is family-friendly, all I can say about them is that they are bomboliose balicious bales of barf. Honestly.
Complainers, what do you think complaining here on the forums will get you? "HURR DE DURR JEB UR NEW UPDATE SUCKS NOTCH WUZ BETER " yeah no. 75% of the complainers are gender-bending mentally deficient 10 year olds who make low-quality LPs of Minecraft with their high-pitched voices and idolize the Yogscast. Don't even get me started on the quality of these posts. Children, didn't your mommies teach you anything? If you're going to say something, say it in a constructive way and say it nicely. Apparently, I had a pile of censored for a mommy, because I'm writing this thread. But moving on.
Half of the threads you complainers make are about the same things. "DA TERRAIN SUX!" "DA NEW ITEMZ SUX!" "DA NEW TERRAIN SUX!" Yes, we get it. You hate those things. Why do we care? We might even take you seriously if you didn't make a million threads about it. Most of the things you complainers complain about are things that are 1) either going to be fixed in a later update, 2) things that honestly are awesome and don't need to be changed, or 3) you just feel like complaining about something without actually testing it out. That's one of the things that es me off. Noobs that come in here and say "DA NEW UPDATE SUUUUUUX" oftentimes haven't even downloaded the update, they just see a couple other people say they hate it and then jump on the bandwagon. Oftentimes, these people have pirated copies of Minecraft. Don't even get me started on that. It makes me want to jump out a window. IF YOU PIRATED MINECRAFT, YOU DON'T HAVE A SAY. YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR THE GAME. ALRIGHT? ALRIGHT.
Then there's the anti-complainers. I hate you too. Posting on an update rage thread a sarcastic reply meant to obtain upvotes is not helping anything. "Just don't download the new update. ur a hater." WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS THAT? People who use that logic: go fatface a fridging fopper, you facciose frappuccinos. Honestly. This isn't a game that's in beta anymore. This is game in its FINAL RELEASE. If there's a dumba** feature, or a huge bug, that's something that should be brought to Mojang's attention. However, going back to why the complainers suck, COMPLAINING HERE ON THE FORUMS IS NOT GOING TO GET YOU ANYTHING BUT HATE. Most of Mojang doesn't check the forums. So posting here with a "petition" to bring back small caves, or the old fall damage noises, IS JUST NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING.
If I go onto a complaining topic and look around, it's always the same thing. "MAYN KRAFT SUX!" "JUST DONT DOWNLOAD NEEW UPDATE THEN!" 20 or so reputation points are always on that second post. It's the same thing I see with the complainers-- the anti-complainers jump on the bandwagon and rep rep rep rep the post against the stupid 10 year old! Don't bother trying to help the complainer or anything, or give them positive critiscm! Just make sarcastic remarks that are going to go over the OP's head because it makes you feel good about yourself!
Then there's the complainers about the community. (Yes, one of these people is me). "DIS COMUNITY SUX!" Well boo freakin' hoo. You saccharine sakefull sinks aren't helping anybody by doing this. Anybody will happily show you to the door at any time. If you don't like the Minecraft community, LEEEEAVE IT! IT'S NOT DOING ANYBODY ANY GOOD TO KEEP YOU HERE. Nobody is obligating you to play this game, or come on these forums. If you don't like it, go back to reading your hipster books and music and buying food at farmers' markets.
The People Who Talk Like This. Or the ones with bad "grammer". Don't even get me started. Go through elementary school at least before trying to post here. Nobody will listen to your opinion if it is written like a cow fell on a keyboard and accidentally tried to write a paragraph with proper formatting and spelling. Then you try and be "grammar Nazis" and make more stupid grammar mistakes as you try and correct others with grammar just as bad as yours.
Then there's the YouTube fanboiz. Are you kidding me? Yes, I liked the Yogscast for a little while, right after I discovered Minecraft. I liked CaptainSparklez for a little while too. BUT I GREW OUT OF IT. Do you even realize, while watching these like-and-comment-and-subscribe whores, how bad they are? There's millions of good Minecraft YouTubers out there! And after one of your stupid beloved big YouTubers posts a dumb-as-heck video saying "WATCH DIS VIDEO IT WILL GIVE ME MUNNI BECUZ THERES ADS ON IT " you still stay subscribed to them! WHYYYYYYY! And you also take every opportunity, when someone is talking about Minecraft on YouTube, to say that your beloved TobyGames or CaptainSparklezzz is fantastic and the other person should watch them too. AUUUHUHGUH
Then there's the just plain idiotic people. Posting a topic like "can i pleez have the ip of the server" in the Off-Topic section isn't helping you do anything but get banned from the forums. Don't they even teach young kids common sense in schools? It makes me sad just how dumb some of these young kids are. I'm fairly sure I wasn't that stupid at that age. It's not even a problem with the kids, it's with our society that we let people lack this much common sense. If the section of the forums says "Survival Mode", why would you post your new "LOL CREEPERS DIAMONDS" mod in that section?
The next community that I hate is the stupid server people. Hosting a server with a spawn made out of diamond blocks on your 1GB of RAM laptop, calling it "____Craft" and putting a half-paragraph post ad for it on the forums here doesn't mean that you're an "OWNER OF AN AWESOME SERVER ". No. You're a 10-year old kid who thinks that you have an amazing server. 1 person (you) coming on per day to build idiotic "parkour course!!11!1!!" and stuff doesn't mean you have a great server. Great servers take TIME to make. You don't build spawn in 1 second, turn on PVP, and be like "IM DONE ".
Leading into this is the dumb mapmaking people. "I MAED AN ADVENTURE MAP HEER IS THE LINK" doesn't mean you're a mapmaker. It means you generated a Superflat world and placed some lava and dirt blocks around and placed a couple signs that said "DIS IS AWESOME ADVENTURE MAP!1!1!!! DONATE IF U LIEKD IT". If you're going to post a custom map (this goes for anything you post on the forums), make the map good! Make the topic pretty! Put pictures! Put formatting! Put in a couple minutes and make some custom headings and titles! Test your map and make sure it's well balanced! If people just thought about these things for a couple minutes, then WOW MAYBE YOU WOULD GET MORE THAN 20 DOWNLOADS FOR YOUR MAPS!
Lastly, I hate people like me on these forums. I think I'm so good, posting my fancy formatted topics with my fancy insults to people younger and nooblier than me, with my witty comebacks. People like me are dirt-dilated dopperstone dingertons, because again, this forum is family friendly. And I am un-funny, annoying, and make topics like this all the time with "GIVE ME REP IF U THOUGHT DIS WAS FUNNI " at the bottom.
tl;dr: I hate you all.
Love from your friendly neighborhood blind idiot,
Isaac <3
People seem to read things that are at the top of topics and then forget about them. So I'll post this again at the bottom of this page so you don't finish reading all of this and go like "OMG THIS IS INFLAMMATORY I'M GOING TO WRITE A HATE RESPONSE TO THIS!" I wrote this in jest, and if you don't have a sense of sarcasm you shouldn't have read it. I wrote this because it's all actually true, but if I was being serious I'd be banned for writing flaming hate topics. If you ARE truly an idiot and are going to respond with "OMG BAN DIS GUY HE IS INSULTING", think a little bit before you post that about what I said in this thread. How does it apply to you? Anyways, that's all of my stupid rant. Always read the small text. Love, Isaac.
I would typically ignore this post but you put in the effort to write that so you deserve a response. I know you were mostly joking but it was clear that there is some feelings behind the rage.
I realize that there are annoying people on the forums but I mean honestly, there are annoying people EVERYWHERE. If you go somewhere and all you take note of is the annoying people you are going to hate it. I have been on the forums a lot lately and I know very well that hidden in the sea of usernames are some very good people that I really enjoy talking to. I think this community is great because any one who likes minecraft can join and discuss it, there is no discretion and no requirements. Work on your abilities to ignore the annoying people (it helps me more irl than on the forums).
I advise you personally that when you see "This should be in the new update!!!!!" just ignore it or do not expect anything different from it. I remember being a noob, I remember making those kind of topics, they are not trying to annoy you and more importantly, they will learn. All they are trying to do is be more involved in the community and they believe that topic will help them do so.
I admit that there are flaws in the forums, any forums open to the public is going to have problems. That is why there are moderators, to help clean up the forums and benefit all. The forums can never be perfect, there are several things in the way, it is not exactly like the admins intentionally make the forums worse than it could be.
How to fix this problem:
1) Follow the topics you like and mainly pay attention to those
2) Find people you like and establish PM's with them, maybe even a message board with several people
3) Learn to recognize a topic is going to be redundant before even going in
4) Better cope with annoying posts
5) Forgive and Forget
This works wonders for me, that is why I love the forums here
I would typically ignore this post but you put in the effort to write that so you deserve a response. I know you were mostly joking but it was clear that there is some feelings behind the rage.
I realize that there are annoying people on the forums but I mean honestly, there are annoying people EVERYWHERE. If you go somewhere and all you take note of is the annoying people you are going to hate it. I have been on the forums a lot lately and I know very well that hidden in the sea of usernames are some very good people that I really enjoy talking to. I think this community is great because any one who likes minecraft can join and discuss it, there is no discretion and no requirements. Work on your abilities to ignore the annoying people (it helps me more irl than on the forums).
I advise you personally that when you see "This should be in the new update!!!!!" just ignore it or do not expect anything different from it. I remember being a noob, I remember making those kind of topics, they are not trying to annoy you and more importantly, they will learn. All they are trying to do is be more involved in the community and they believe that topic will help them do so.
I admit that there are flaws in the forums, any forums open to the public is going to have problems. That is why there are moderators, to help clean up the forums and benefit all. The forums can never be perfect, there are several things in the way, it is not exactly like the admins intentionally make the forums worse than it could be.
How to fix this problem:
1) Follow the topics you like and mainly pay attention to those
2) Find people you like and establish PM's with them, maybe even a message board with several people
3) Learn to recognize a topic is going to be redundant before even going in
4) Better cope with annoying posts
5) Forgive and Forget
This works wonders for me, that is why I love the forums here
Actually, there's very little rage behind this. I really do like the forums, and I follow my own guideline of ignoring the stupid people.
But take of my post what you will.
EDIT: Responding to your post below me, as I said, this post is intended to be purely satirical. You're intended to see the truth in it, but it's very sarcastic. I can't openly say it's completely true, because that would be flaming, which isn't allowed on the forums. Sorry I can't offer a full response to you because forum rules limit me, but you can interpret it to be what you want.
Isaac, thanks for the information. You have a good point on this. Please inform the mods about this to improve the forum rules and help improve the Minecraft community.
me, been only here for nearly 2 years. I got sick of the upper forums and decided to go down to the OCT where the maturity and spelling is much better there.
As for the new rules on swearing, I hate them as the internet isn't a "Family-friendly place" The internet is where we can be free and do anything we want. On the 2nd of December, I got a 7 day suspension for swearing on what I found ridiculous, The mods themselves are hypocrites as they swore in the reports I was sent about it.
You don't go through the forums enough then.
We have managed to cull the population of the people but they lurk out there.
If they do happen it's probably by someone who doesn't know English as a first language. As much as people reference them in their argument threads about the community I have yet to actually find one, and that's coming from someone who skims the forums quite a bit.
If they do happen it's probably by someone who doesn't know English as a first language. As much as people reference them in their argument threads about the community I have yet to actually find one, and that's coming from someone who skims the forums quite a bit.
Your saying someone who doesn't know too much English would go 'OMG DAT TERAN SUXS MOVE TI NAO!!!1!!111!'. 8 years olds say that.
Not to mention you only been here for a year while many of us have been here for 2+ years. We have seen horrible threads with the crap. As I said the population of them has been culled by maturity and you have seen the best of the Discussion forums.
Hosting a server with a spawn made out of diamond blocks on your 1GB of RAM laptop, calling it "____Craft" and putting a half-paragraph post ad for it on the forums here doesn't mean that you're an "OWNER OF AN AWESOME SERVER "
So I can't host on 1GB of RAM? Hang on, let me get my 128MB of RAM laptop with a 0.5 GHz CPU.
Yeah Minecraft community, I'm talking to you. Y'all suck.
If you've browsed the forums for more than a day and have been on this earth for over a few years, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
First off, it's those complainers. Since this forum is family-friendly, all I can say about them is that they are bomboliose balicious bales of barf. Honestly.
Complainers, what do you think complaining here on the forums will get you? "HURR DE DURR JEB UR NEW UPDATE SUCKS NOTCH WUZ BETER " yeah no. 75% of the complainers are gender-bending mentally deficient 10 year olds who make low-quality LPs of Minecraft with their high-pitched voices and idolize the Yogscast. Don't even get me started on the quality of these posts. Children, didn't your mommies teach you anything? If you're going to say something, say it in a constructive way and say it nicely. Apparently, I had a pile of censored for a mommy, because I'm writing this thread. But moving on.
Half of the threads you complainers make are about the same things. "DA TERRAIN SUX!" "DA NEW ITEMZ SUX!" "DA NEW TERRAIN SUX!" Yes, we get it. You hate those things. Why do we care? We might even take you seriously if you didn't make a million threads about it. Most of the things you complainers complain about are things that are 1) either going to be fixed in a later update, 2) things that honestly are awesome and don't need to be changed, or 3) you just feel like complaining about something without actually testing it out. That's one of the things that es me off. Noobs that come in here and say "DA NEW UPDATE SUUUUUUX" oftentimes haven't even downloaded the update, they just see a couple other people say they hate it and then jump on the bandwagon. Oftentimes, these people have pirated copies of Minecraft. Don't even get me started on that. It makes me want to jump out a window. IF YOU PIRATED MINECRAFT, YOU DON'T HAVE A SAY. YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR THE GAME. ALRIGHT? ALRIGHT.
Then there's the anti-complainers. I hate you too. Posting on an update rage thread a sarcastic reply meant to obtain upvotes is not helping anything. "Just don't download the new update. ur a hater." WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS THAT? People who use that logic: go fatface a fridging fopper, you facciose frappuccinos. Honestly. This isn't a game that's in beta anymore. This is game in its FINAL RELEASE. If there's a dumba** feature, or a huge bug, that's something that should be brought to Mojang's attention. However, going back to why the complainers suck, COMPLAINING HERE ON THE FORUMS IS NOT GOING TO GET YOU ANYTHING BUT HATE. Most of Mojang doesn't check the forums. So posting here with a "petition" to bring back small caves, or the old fall damage noises, IS JUST NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING.
If I go onto a complaining topic and look around, it's always the same thing. "MAYN KRAFT SUX!" "JUST DONT DOWNLOAD NEEW UPDATE THEN!" 20 or so reputation points are always on that second post. It's the same thing I see with the complainers-- the anti-complainers jump on the bandwagon and rep rep rep rep the post against the stupid 10 year old! Don't bother trying to help the complainer or anything, or give them positive critiscm! Just make sarcastic remarks that are going to go over the OP's head because it makes you feel good about yourself!
Then there's the complainers about the community. (Yes, one of these people is me). "DIS COMUNITY SUX!" Well boo freakin' hoo. You saccharine sakefull sinks aren't helping anybody by doing this. Anybody will happily show you to the door at any time. If you don't like the Minecraft community, LEEEEAVE IT! IT'S NOT DOING ANYBODY ANY GOOD TO KEEP YOU HERE. Nobody is obligating you to play this game, or come on these forums. If you don't like it, go back to reading your hipster books and music and buying food at farmers' markets.
The People Who Talk Like This. Or the ones with bad "grammer". Don't even get me started. Go through elementary school at least before trying to post here. Nobody will listen to your opinion if it is written like a cow fell on a keyboard and accidentally tried to write a paragraph with proper formatting and spelling. Then you try and be "grammar Nazis" and make more stupid grammar mistakes as you try and correct others with grammar just as bad as yours.
Then there's the YouTube fanboiz. Are you kidding me? Yes, I liked the Yogscast for a little while, right after I discovered Minecraft. I liked CaptainSparklez for a little while too. BUT I GREW OUT OF IT. Do you even realize, while watching these like-and-comment-and-subscribe whores, how bad they are? There's millions of good Minecraft YouTubers out there! And after one of your stupid beloved big YouTubers posts a dumb-as-heck video saying "WATCH DIS VIDEO IT WILL GIVE ME MUNNI BECUZ THERES ADS ON IT " you still stay subscribed to them! WHYYYYYYY! And you also take every opportunity, when someone is talking about Minecraft on YouTube, to say that your beloved TobyGames or CaptainSparklezzz is fantastic and the other person should watch them too. AUUUHUHGUH
Then there's the just plain idiotic people. Posting a topic like "can i pleez have the ip of the server" in the Off-Topic section isn't helping you do anything but get banned from the forums. Don't they even teach young kids common sense in schools? It makes me sad just how dumb some of these young kids are. I'm fairly sure I wasn't that stupid at that age. It's not even a problem with the kids, it's with our society that we let people lack this much common sense. If the section of the forums says "Survival Mode", why would you post your new "LOL CREEPERS DIAMONDS" mod in that section?
The next community that I hate is the stupid server people. Hosting a server with a spawn made out of diamond blocks on your 1GB of RAM laptop, calling it "____Craft" and putting a half-paragraph post ad for it on the forums here doesn't mean that you're an "OWNER OF AN AWESOME SERVER ". No. You're a 10-year old kid who thinks that you have an amazing server. 1 person (you) coming on per day to build idiotic "parkour course!!11!1!!" and stuff doesn't mean you have a great server. Great servers take TIME to make. You don't build spawn in 1 second, turn on PVP, and be like "IM DONE ".
Leading into this is the dumb mapmaking people. "I MAED AN ADVENTURE MAP HEER IS THE LINK" doesn't mean you're a mapmaker. It means you generated a Superflat world and placed some lava and dirt blocks around and placed a couple signs that said "DIS IS AWESOME ADVENTURE MAP!1!1!!! DONATE IF U LIEKD IT". If you're going to post a custom map (this goes for anything you post on the forums), make the map good! Make the topic pretty! Put pictures! Put formatting! Put in a couple minutes and make some custom headings and titles! Test your map and make sure it's well balanced! If people just thought about these things for a couple minutes, then WOW MAYBE YOU WOULD GET MORE THAN 20 DOWNLOADS FOR YOUR MAPS!
Lastly, I hate people like me on these forums. I think I'm so good, posting my fancy formatted topics with my fancy insults to people younger and nooblier than me, with my witty comebacks. People like me are dirt-dilated dopperstone dingertons, because again, this forum is family friendly. And I am un-funny, annoying, and make topics like this all the time with "GIVE ME REP IF U THOUGHT DIS WAS FUNNI " at the bottom.
tl;dr: I hate you all.
Love from your friendly neighborhood blind idiot,
Isaac <3
People seem to read things that are at the top of topics and then forget about them. So I'll post this again at the bottom of this page so you don't finish reading all of this and go like "OMG THIS IS INFLAMMATORY I'M GOING TO WRITE A HATE RESPONSE TO THIS!" I wrote this in jest, and if you don't have a sense of sarcasm you shouldn't have read it. I wrote this because it's all actually true, but if I was being serious I'd be banned for writing flaming hate topics. If you ARE truly an idiot and are going to respond with "OMG BAN DIS GUY HE IS INSULTING", think a little bit before you post that about what I said in this thread. How does it apply to you? Anyways, that's all of my stupid rant. Always read the small text. Love, Isaac.
Judging from the red text like this, you were being sarcastic. So am I.
As much as people reference these kinds of spelling errors I have yet to see one as an actual thread title.
You wish.
WHAT?!
Danger zone.
I would typically ignore this post but you put in the effort to write that so you deserve a response. I know you were mostly joking but it was clear that there is some feelings behind the rage.
I realize that there are annoying people on the forums but I mean honestly, there are annoying people EVERYWHERE. If you go somewhere and all you take note of is the annoying people you are going to hate it. I have been on the forums a lot lately and I know very well that hidden in the sea of usernames are some very good people that I really enjoy talking to. I think this community is great because any one who likes minecraft can join and discuss it, there is no discretion and no requirements. Work on your abilities to ignore the annoying people (it helps me more irl than on the forums).
I advise you personally that when you see "This should be in the new update!!!!!" just ignore it or do not expect anything different from it. I remember being a noob, I remember making those kind of topics, they are not trying to annoy you and more importantly, they will learn. All they are trying to do is be more involved in the community and they believe that topic will help them do so.
I admit that there are flaws in the forums, any forums open to the public is going to have problems. That is why there are moderators, to help clean up the forums and benefit all. The forums can never be perfect, there are several things in the way, it is not exactly like the admins intentionally make the forums worse than it could be.
How to fix this problem:
1) Follow the topics you like and mainly pay attention to those
2) Find people you like and establish PM's with them, maybe even a message board with several people
3) Learn to recognize a topic is going to be redundant before even going in
4) Better cope with annoying posts
5) Forgive and Forget
This works wonders for me, that is why I love the forums here
Actually, there's very little rage behind this. I really do like the forums, and I follow my own guideline of ignoring the stupid people.
But take of my post what you will.
EDIT: Responding to your post below me, as I said, this post is intended to be purely satirical. You're intended to see the truth in it, but it's very sarcastic. I can't openly say it's completely true, because that would be flaming, which isn't allowed on the forums. Sorry I can't offer a full response to you because forum rules limit me, but you can interpret it to be what you want.
The list of things i want to call you would get me banned thrice over
I Solve practical problems
Hmmm...
Member Since 10 Dec 2012
ALl those years eh?
You don't go through the forums enough then.
We have managed to cull the population of the people but they lurk out there.
me, been only here for nearly 2 years. I got sick of the upper forums and decided to go down to the OCT where the maturity and spelling is much better there.
As for the new rules on swearing, I hate them as the internet isn't a "Family-friendly place" The internet is where we can be free and do anything we want. On the 2nd of December, I got a 7 day suspension for swearing on what I found ridiculous, The mods themselves are hypocrites as they swore in the reports I was sent about it.
If they do happen it's probably by someone who doesn't know English as a first language. As much as people reference them in their argument threads about the community I have yet to actually find one, and that's coming from someone who skims the forums quite a bit.
Your saying someone who doesn't know too much English would go 'OMG DAT TERAN SUXS MOVE TI NAO!!!1!!111!'. 8 years olds say that.
Not to mention you only been here for a year while many of us have been here for 2+ years. We have seen horrible threads with the crap. As I said the population of them has been culled by maturity and you have seen the best of the Discussion forums.
They so cray cray.
So I can't host on 1GB of RAM? Hang on, let me get my 128MB of RAM laptop with a 0.5 GHz CPU.
I did not, hm..