I'm sure we've all had moments where we say something and the second after wonder "what the heck did I just say?"
(i.e. a brain derp, something rude you thought but didn't mean to say out loud, or something that was in context at the time but loses all meaning elsewhere)
Making use of internet anonymity, I wanna see how crazy it's gotten!
I'll start;
Once I said (right front of my mom, too) "Come on! Where's the fun in mercy?"
That's weak. When that happens with my people, it usually turns into something much more intense.
I think I should say that I have never smoked pot and he was just kidding, my mom just said, "what?!" and I said "OK BYE." then punched my friend in the shoulder.
I think I should say that I have never smoked pot and he was just kidding, my mom just said, "what?!" and I said "OK BYE." then punched my friend in the shoulder.
Oh, we all know that. I have a group of people who do that all the time. Except it's usually more intense than just "pass the pot."
If I posted it here I'd prolly get banned.
And we did it while the company commander was on the phone with her mother. Fun times.
Well, I was asleep on the couch while my brother was playing Battlefield. I was talking in my sleep and my brother woke me up and asked what I was saying. Apparently I could only say that "Santa Claus experience collectors only last five turns." I have no idea what that meant, but I was very confident in saying it.
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(i.e. a brain derp, something rude you thought but didn't mean to say out loud, or something that was in context at the time but loses all meaning elsewhere)
Making use of internet anonymity, I wanna see how crazy it's gotten!
I'll start;
Once I said (right front of my mom, too) "Come on! Where's the fun in mercy?"
Sometimes, i wonder what on Earth is wrong with me.
Yeah, well it kind of failed on his behalf seeing we were at school and there were people talking in the background.
That's weak. When that happens with my people, it usually turns into something much more intense.
I think I should say that I have never smoked pot and he was just kidding, my mom just said, "what?!" and I said "OK BYE." then punched my friend in the shoulder.
Oh, we all know that. I have a group of people who do that all the time. Except it's usually more intense than just "pass the pot."
If I posted it here I'd prolly get banned.
And we did it while the company commander was on the phone with her mother. Fun times.
I almost died.
"TWENTY SEVEN!"
Why am I on the planet?!?
"OH GOD I MEANT VICADIN!"
It was the biggest brain derp I ever had.
In front of the teacher.
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