This...
Honestly, the brain over reacts to alot of things. Maybe your cat was acting weird and then you strongly believed it was ghosts causing all of the trouble, then you got a mind ****.
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"You don't get to be in charge of a group dedicated to taking down titans, by fleeing from the targets. You get them by staining your best pair of pants and killing. The only problem I have is, The stains aren't blood."
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer, aka "Duchess", aka "world's most dangerous spy".
Unless he stops thinking his cat is seeing ghosts and decides to call the cops and ask for a S.W.A.T Team.
But then they'll think some hipster with a laser sight is trying to shoot him, so they'll call the ATF, who will shoot his dog and confiscate his mother for having shoe laces.
But then they'll think some hipster with a laser sight is trying to shoot him, so they'll call the ATF, who will shoot his dog and confiscate his mother for having shoe laces.
I don't have a dog, who said anything about a dog?
Unless he stops thinking his cat is seeing ghosts and decides to call the cops and ask for a S.W.A.T Team.
I can imagine...
*Ring...Ring!*
Cops:Hello?
OP: I think i have a ghost!
Cops: Sir is this a prank call?
OP: No get the ****ing SWAT team now!
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"You don't get to be in charge of a group dedicated to taking down titans, by fleeing from the targets. You get them by staining your best pair of pants and killing. The only problem I have is, The stains aren't blood."
But then they'll think some hipster with a laser sight is trying to shoot him, so they'll call the ATF, who will shoot his dog and confiscate his mother for having shoe laces.
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer, aka "Duchess", aka "world's most dangerous spy".
OP is either lying on this trying to entertain himself, Or he actually believes the paranormal at his house.
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"You don't get to be in charge of a group dedicated to taking down titans, by fleeing from the targets. You get them by staining your best pair of pants and killing. The only problem I have is, The stains aren't blood."
The cat can sense/feel/hear/see bugs/rats/cockroaches/mosquitoes behind walls/ceilings/furniture so when the cat does sense/feel/hear/see bugs/rats/cockroaches/mosquitoes behind walls/ceilings/furniture, the cats tend to stare at that location/place/area and possibly follow it by staring at it.
This...
Honestly, the brain over reacts to alot of things. Maybe your cat was acting weird and then you strongly believed it was ghosts causing all of the trouble, then you got a mind ****.
Only hipsters use laser sights.
The OP will never see the shot coming until it's too late.
Unless he stops thinking his cat is seeing ghosts and decides to call the cops and ask for a S.W.A.T Team.
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer, aka "Duchess", aka "world's most dangerous spy".
But then they'll think some hipster with a laser sight is trying to shoot him, so they'll call the ATF, who will shoot his dog and confiscate his mother for having shoe laces.
I don't have a dog, who said anything about a dog?
I can imagine...
*Ring...Ring!*
Cops:Hello?
OP: I think i have a ghost!
Cops: Sir is this a prank call?
OP: No get the ****ing SWAT team now!
Haha that would be hilarious!
So basically OP is screwed either way....
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer, aka "Duchess", aka "world's most dangerous spy".
OP is either lying on this trying to entertain himself, Or he actually believes the paranormal at his house.
I am entertaining this, but I do believe that there are some paranormal things going on here.
Nice signature by the way!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome
Despite theories that Exploding head syndrome is caused by pissed off ghosts, I woke up and told that ghost to **** off a second time. He ****ed off.
OP just tell the ghost to **** off.
Oh odie, how I've missed you.
No hate. leave him and his balls alone
I hope the guy who posted that wakes up and sees a ghost levitating above the ground in front of his bed.
I've missed me too.
But my life has turned around! I've been sober for twenty something hours!
Pro-tip, never forget to check the ceiling.
This isn't about me being worried that their is an assassin my house, why is everyone thinking that? Did you even read it?
Are you really asking yourself if you read it?
Case Closed.