Vekh

Hello there, and welcome to my profile page!

So, how are you today? What's your favorite color? Do you play Minecraft multiplayer or are you a singleplayer person? Tell me about yourself.

Ohh...

I suppose you can't answer my above questions. A pity. In that case, I will tell you about myself.

Well, here is a list of information. Happy reading!

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--I dislike nearly all foods. I don't know why you need to know that, but I suppose the reason you're reading this is to know more about me.

--I always post in blue text.

--I have synesthesia. Wuz dat, you ask? Look in the spoiler below!

--I'm a brony.

--The above statement is false.

--The above statement is false.

--The above statement is false.*

--I can be needlessly sarcastic.

--I like making new friends, even though I'm an introvert and a bit antisocial.

--I am typically pessimistic.

--I am a grammar freak. I simply cannot stand it when people don't use correct grammar.

--I have a small stutter. Again, there is no reason why you would want or need to know that.

--I am awesome.

--I hate the new forum layout.**

--I have a dog.

--I am a few grades ahead in my school.

--I am learning how to program in Python

--I like computers.

--I don't like lists.

More random information about me is provided in this spoiler.

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Which is why I will cease writing that boring list! If you want to know anything more about me, please PM me. I will respond promptly (I hope!).

And now I'm assuming you have some questions about me. Well, I will answer them here.

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Are you really a brony? No. MLP scares me. I'm also an atheist.

U R AWESOME! I can haz your autograph? No, but you can join my server and give me reputation points if you like my posts. :)

Where do you live? I live in California, relatively close to San Fransisco.

Haha! I'm going to hunt you down now! I have a crazy little brother and I'm not afraid to use it.

What is your favorite type of fruit? What is this... fruit... you speak of?

What is with that weird response about fruit? Are you a bit crazy or what? Of course I'm not crazy. Or am I? I believe that you never ration out rational amounts of rational rations to irrational people. Ration irrational amounts of rations to irratonal people, and rational amounts of rations should be rationed out to those who are rational.

Wait... What? Just STFU! STFU is an irrational term spoken by those who are irratonal, or non-rational. Irrational irrational people are rational people and rational irrational people are rational or irrational people, depending on their views.

All right, I'm going to assume you are absolutely mad. My good sir, of course I'm crazy. Why would I be answering questions I made up myself if I was not?

I'm going to forget that conversation now. Excellent idea!

All right... Do you have Skype? My Skype name is displayed below. Feel free to add me!

Goodbye! Goodbye!

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*If you didn't want to read that, it says I'm not a brony. Didn't I already mention that above? If I did, stop reading this. Now. Stop! I can't believe you're still reading this!

**Well, it's not new anymore. The worst part has to be the removal of the Recent Threads window on the home screen. Give me +1 rep on my posts if you agree. :)