The_Pastmaster

Member Since 30 Oct 2010
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Someone please kill meee! /me is food poisoned. ;~; Updated 09 May · 4 comments

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So who the hell are you and why should I care?
Well me and I are The Pastmaster. Forum Administrator of the Off-Topic Section and probably the nicest administrator on the staff. Posted Image

Okay then... Wait a sec... What's that "Me and I" crap, are you a schizo or something?

Hehehe, no. In my belief the Individual encompasses two personalities. The Mind, or the I, that holds the real you, your thoughts, dreams and deepest darkest secrets. And the Body, or the Me, that holds the mask you show the world around you. As such it is only polite in addressing both of my personalities when greeting someone. Posted Image

You're weird. No really.
Why thank you. Posted Image

Oookaaay. So who are you then? What do you do?
I am Alastor Talugara (Silent U) and I am 25 years of age. I work as a Decompiling Engineer and Section Chief at a major retail chain in Sweden. Posted Image

A Retail Slave huh. The hell is a "Decompiling Engineer"?
I unpack boxes and stock shelves. Posted Image

You smile an awful lot, don't you?
Well I'm just being polite. Posted Image

Okay then. Goodbye.
Goodbye. Thank you for your patronage and have a nice day now. Posted Image