Cpt. Coño
Member Since 22 Mar 2011Offline Last Active Feb 22 2012 09:41 PM
Holy Bedrock, I just updated my About Me page!
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About Me
Oh hai, Minecraftians. My name is Cpt. Coño and I'd like to start of with a quote of a fellow Minecraftian:
As pointed out by many, my name means Cpt. Pussy, Cpt. Cunt, Cpt. Vagina, etcetera in english. In dutch it'd be Kapitein Kut. Which sounds awesome as well. Simply put: Cpt. [enter synonym for pussy here]. I've had this gamertag since my fellow dutch citizen Joran van der Sloot (ow, snap! He's infamous!) was caught on a hidden camera talking to a 'friend' about (presumably) killing Natalee Holloway. In this conversation, the kid used the word coño regularly as slang for guy, boy, dude, bro, etc.. I don't speak spanish so I went on teh interwebz and tried to find out it was pussy. I thought it was a cool word and I'm a terrible gamer so Cpt. Coño was per-fect for yours truly.
Anywayz, I have some other facts: I'm a boy, I'm dutch, I'm a student in social media technology and stuff, I'm 25 currently, I'm pretty gay, but I dislike gay sex. And I think Minecraft is probably the BEST game I've ever played. Note that I'm not really a gamer. I have Steam, where I play(ed) Team Fortress 2 and Borderlands (by far my favorite shooter and only RPG I've ever played and will play). You may connect to me on Steam, just PM me on these forums.
My favorite builds are listed underneath. All things are made completely legit. This means: No spawning in items, no flying and no using MCedit or World edit. At the moment there is only two, but I want to upload more of my builds, if people are interested.
Mushroom House

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Giant Light Bulb

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mknight3d said:
Says the person called cpt.Coño
that in spanish means pussy :/
that in spanish means pussy :/
As pointed out by many, my name means Cpt. Pussy, Cpt. Cunt, Cpt. Vagina, etcetera in english. In dutch it'd be Kapitein Kut. Which sounds awesome as well. Simply put: Cpt. [enter synonym for pussy here]. I've had this gamertag since my fellow dutch citizen Joran van der Sloot (ow, snap! He's infamous!) was caught on a hidden camera talking to a 'friend' about (presumably) killing Natalee Holloway. In this conversation, the kid used the word coño regularly as slang for guy, boy, dude, bro, etc.. I don't speak spanish so I went on teh interwebz and tried to find out it was pussy. I thought it was a cool word and I'm a terrible gamer so Cpt. Coño was per-fect for yours truly.
Anywayz, I have some other facts: I'm a boy, I'm dutch, I'm a student in social media technology and stuff, I'm 25 currently, I'm pretty gay, but I dislike gay sex. And I think Minecraft is probably the BEST game I've ever played. Note that I'm not really a gamer. I have Steam, where I play(ed) Team Fortress 2 and Borderlands (by far my favorite shooter and only RPG I've ever played and will play). You may connect to me on Steam, just PM me on these forums.
My favorite builds are listed underneath. All things are made completely legit. This means: No spawning in items, no flying and no using MCedit or World edit. At the moment there is only two, but I want to upload more of my builds, if people are interested.
Mushroom House

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Download schematic
Giant Light Bulb

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Download schematic (wire only)
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