whutsurnaym

I really have nothing to put here, so I'll go ahead and peruse WikiQuote, ctrl+c/ctrl+v'ing everything I find amusing.

"[After being stuck with a plasma grenade]
Grunt: Can't! Run! With! Thing! On! Back!"
-Halo

"Four thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man."
-Klingon Proverb

"A fool and his head are soon parted."
-Klingon Proverb

"You cannot loosen a man's tongue with root beer."
-Worf

"Act, and you may eat dinner. Think, and you may be dinner."
-Klingon Proverb

"If winning is not important, why keep score?"
-Worf

"If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for what we really are."
-Gene Roddenberry

"Data: "There was a young lady from Venus, whose body was shaped like a..."
Jean-Luc Picard: [frantically cutting off Data] Captain to Security, come in!
Data: Did I say something wrong?
Worf: I don't understand their humor, either."
-Star Trek, TNG

"That is from an obscure language known as French."
-Data

"Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing."
-Data

"In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity."
-Konrad Adenauer

"Knowledge of human nature is the beginning and end of political education."
-Henry Adams

"I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day."
-Douglas Adams