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Poll: Get ridz of skellies? (240 member(s) have cast votes)

Get ridz of skellies?

  1. ya plz! (12 votes [5.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.00%

  2. stfu, creppers r wors! (21 votes [8.75%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.75%

  3. no! (193 votes [80.42%])

    Percentage of vote: 80.42%

  4. i dunno... (14 votes [5.83%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.83%

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#1

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Posted 11 December 2010 - 07:46 PM

Skeletons! Skeletons are f*cking bullshit! I keep jumping because they keep spawning literally inside my ass!
They wouldn't be so bad if they weren't so god damn noisy! Isn't it enough with creepers and spiders? You know, zombies are ok, but nobody give a moaning shiz about them! I see more skeletons than creepers at night, so wtf is up with that!? I have nothing against creepers, but skeletons..... Screw them up the ass! Everyone saying "OMFG GET RID OF TEH FUCKING CREEPPPPPPERZ!!!" are a bunch of idiots who need to be asskicked! This is because they should have said: "OMFG GET RID OF TEH FUCKING SKELLIEZ!!!!"

Three reasons skeletons should be removed from at least the surface of MineCraft:

1. They are known for dwelling in dungeons, not on the surface!
2. You know who should be using ranged attacks?! People with a brain! (Not that anything in this game ever had a brain!)
3. They should give us better drops! Go kill a few zombies/chickens and you basically get free arrows!
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MrPistachio

Posted 11 December 2010 - 07:49 PM

Armor helps, also, you can set up block-walls for mini-bunkers whilst fighting enemies.
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Posted 11 December 2010 - 07:52 PM

You are a retard. Play on peacefull, or GTFO. Skellies are a part of the game, and they REALLY arn't that hard to kill anyways. All you need is a bow, and bam, easy mode.

so learn to deal with is, play peaceful, or ragequit.
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Posted 11 December 2010 - 07:52 PM

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institutions said:

This is Minecraft, you fool. Anything can happen here.

SkyPiercers!? said:

You punch trees. Your arguement is invalid.

Lareh said:

'In Sovjiet Minecraftia, Trees harvest YOU!'

MetroidFan180 said:

Guys. Learn ur facts. The Minecraft World is shaped like Notch's head.

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Posted 11 December 2010 - 07:57 PM

I lol'd so hard while reading this.

This is just some pussy complaining about skeletons. If you don't like them, play on peaceful.

[>>-i>] = The fun of skeletons
:Notch: = You

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Goes right over your head every time a skeleton gets near you.
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EDIT: I bet one of the two people who voted "yes plz" was the poster himself.

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Posted 11 December 2010 - 07:58 PM

MrPistachio said:

Armor helps, also, you can set up block-walls for mini-bunkers whilst fighting enemies.

Actually, the best way to fight them, I think, is to make murder holes:

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Posted 11 December 2010 - 07:59 PM

Blanfire said:

EDIT: I bet one of the two people who voted "yes plz" was the poster himself.

How can I do this? I can only vote once and once I vote I can't even change it! I didn't vote, but you are apparently a sucker for webbinal action, aren't you?
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Posted 11 December 2010 - 08:02 PM

You know, by calling me a retard and telling me "I'm such a pussy" doesn't really mean anything to me.
Every "offensive" comment is a great deal of fun to read and it's a whole lot more interesting than killing skeletons all day!
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Posted 11 December 2010 - 08:03 PM

bobomb40 said:

Blanfire said:

EDIT: I bet one of the two people who voted "yes plz" was the poster himself.

How can I do this? I can only vote once and once I vote I can't even change it! I didn't vote, but you are apparently a sucker for webbinal action, aren't you?

And the wuss shows again. You're fighting back just so people will agree with you.

You said that you could vote yourself, and you probably voted for "ya plz." I have all the reason in the world to believe that since you're the only one who posted here that hates skeletons.

Also, play on peaceful.

Peaceful = Takes 2 seconds to do.

Getting Notch to remove them = Takes 2 months to do.

#10

imapiekindaguy

Posted 11 December 2010 - 08:07 PM

bobomb40 said:

Blanfire said:

EDIT: I bet one of the two people who voted "yes plz" was the poster himself.

How can I do this? I can only vote once and once I vote I can't even change it! I didn't vote, but you are apparently a sucker for webbinal action, aren't you?


I bold-ed a word, in the hopes that you will realize how stupid your statement was :P
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#11

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Posted 11 December 2010 - 08:10 PM

bobomb40 said:

You know, by calling me a retard and telling me "I'm such a pussy" doesn't really mean anything to me.
Every "offensive" comment is a great deal of fun to read and it's a whole lot more interesting than killing skeletons all day!
I smense much anger in this comment.
U mad bro?
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Posted 11 December 2010 - 08:11 PM

If you can't deal with skeletons, then you should work on your mob fighting, dude. I can punch a skeleton to death without taking damage, and I actually prefer them to the other mobs: they don't explode, and they aren't completely annoying and useless. They drop fucking arrows. Know what's fun? Going on to Infdev, finding a gang of skeletons, and get them chasing after you. Rain of arrows, fun fun fun.

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Posted 11 December 2010 - 08:12 PM

Eternalist said:

bobomb40 said:

You know, by calling me a retard and telling me "I'm such a pussy" doesn't really mean anything to me.
Every "offensive" comment is a great deal of fun to read and it's a whole lot more interesting than killing skeletons all day!
I smense much anger in this comment.
U mad bro?

Then you suck at sensing anger! *rage* *rage* *rage*

Ok, so maybe it just looked like an angry comment. That doesn't mean I'm angry, though.
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Posted 11 December 2010 - 08:16 PM

But of course he was.

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Posted 11 December 2010 - 08:18 PM

Blanfire said:

But of course he was.

What do you know? It's not like you're behind me. And arguing any further doesn't really help anyone, so call me a douchebag or whatever you want to call me!
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Posted 11 December 2010 - 08:24 PM

bobomb40 said:

Blanfire said:

But of course he was.

What do you know? It's not like you're behind me. And arguing any further doesn't really help anyone, so call me a douchebag or whatever you want to call me!

Why are people being so immature?
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Posted 11 December 2010 - 08:24 PM

Ways to kill a single skeleton:
1) sidestep
The sidestep is one of the most basic defense maneuvers against skeletons. If you keep moving from side to side, the skeleton will never hit you. There is a delay between shots, so rush up and hit it between shots.

2) bum rush
Only attempt to rush a skeleton if you have full health or food with you. Failed attempts have been known to give those who try an unwanted vasectomy.

3) use a bow and arrow
Considered by many MCers to be the most effective means of killing anything at a long distance, the bow and arrow renders everything irrelevant.

Ways to kill multiple skeletons:
1) use a bow and arrow
You cannot hope to kill more than one skeleton with a sword, unless you're really hardcore.

2) play on peaceful



There you go, five simple solutions to your skeleton problem.
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#18

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Posted 11 December 2010 - 08:27 PM

bobomb40 said:

You know, by calling me a retard and telling me "I'm such a pussy" doesn't really mean anything to me.
Every "offensive" comment is a great deal of fun to read and it's a whole lot more interesting than killing skeletons all day!

^ obviously doesn't play much skeletons set on fire in daytime meaning they die.  i think your game is breaking if your mobs are spawning in daytime!

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Posted 11 December 2010 - 08:33 PM

bobomb40 said:

Blanfire said:

But of course he was.

What do you know? It's not like you're behind me. And arguing any further doesn't really help anyone, so call me a douchebag or whatever you want to call me!

I could obviously tell. It's like almost a ragequit post.

Look, all I'm trying to say, is play on peaceful, or FUCKING QUIT THE GAME.

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Posted 11 December 2010 - 08:37 PM

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