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[Tjakka5]

Jokes time!
Of course, minecraft related.


1. Epic=MineCraft2times.
2. I found a guy on my server, who was called Notch, he looked stupid, so i killed him.
3. Noob: Why wont this block break? It looks like this:
4. I found this thing: , It seemed useless, so i trewh it  in lava.
5. I hate chickens, they kill me all the time.

Yes, these suck, so i hope you guys can come up with better ones...

[legendsofminecraft]

I dont really think those are funny, they are way too obvious and not well-thought :L

Ah you noticed yourself already, I can't do better, though ;D

[BennyWeezle]

You've been playing too much minecraft when IRL...

You get scared when it's night time
You start killing cows when you're hungry
You try to give a wolf a bone
You complain about life being not cubic enough
You always leave lights on at night to stop mobs spawning

Just some jokes I made

[spiderwelll]

so no minecraft jokes then

[S31]

These jokes are cool

[Iceloli9]

I once brought my friend, Trip, down to an abandoned mineshaft. He found a chest, opened it and saw melon seeds inside. Appalled, he pushed me out of the mineshaft and never spoke to me again.[/obscure]

[theDeadlyShadow]

Tjakka5, on 19 January 2012 - 06:11 PM, said:

Yes, these suck, so i hope you guys can come up with better ones...

That's what I was thinking   no offense

[NinjamesVDS]

Why did the Creeper cross the road?

To get to the other sssssssssSSSSSSSSSsside.

[McDonald]

How do I shoot the bow? I'm rightclicking all the time:(

[Diamont000]

The chicken and the pig were having some nice crack.

Chicken- Dis some cool stuff.

Pig- Yeah, i thirsty, going to the lak, weit for me hear.

Chicken- I ain't going anywhere.

In the lake, the pig meets the cow.

Pig-Sup.

Cow- Sup. Where's chicken?

Pig- In the forest, having some crack.

Cow- K, i'll join <3

Then the cow goes to the forest. he finds chicken.

Chicken- HOLY SHEET PIG! U DRANK LOTSA OF WATER

[Matty_The_Llama_Pig]

(TRUE STORY)

I was with my friend Chris, and we ventured into the Nether. Chris then had his first ever encounter with a piz-zombie, deciding to hit it to see if it was friendly. It wasn't.

I built a small cobble tower and typed:

"We should NETHER go here again!"

Chris stopped to type, 'LOL' but got hit by several pig-zombies.

He died.

[xxLovexxpandaxx]

Endermen Like Singing In The Rain...... O_O

[BennyWeezle]

Have any of you guys been to a crappy comedy club?

I'm in one

[MakeMyDay]

not very funny ._., btu find some funny ones

[Worldsshrugged]

Iceloli9, on 19 January 2012 - 06:34 PM, said:

I once brought my friend, Trip, down to an abandoned mineshaft. He found a chest, opened it and saw melon seeds inside. Appalled, he pushed me out of the mineshaft and never spoke to me again.[/obscure]

I don't get it.

Is it sexual?

[Tjakka5]

Yay, DiamondSSSSSssssssss...

[camtheboss]

(noob):im so rich iv got a hole inventory full of sand.
(everyone else who plays mc )*face palm*

[Tjakka5]

God: I made the Earth!
Notch: I made Minecraft!
God: I made cubes!
Notch: My world is made out of cubes!
God: I made circles!
Notch: Damn...

[spiderwelll]

minecraft is a joke  

[Screen500]

Creeper tried to rape me.