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[Manta]

A mooshroom medic attempts to heal the minoshroom.

[Waylon8tor]

Dang! With all my strength, I manage to lift up the catapult, and throw it at the tower.
Laser Cannon Progress: 28/50.

[Manta]

A cat starts chasing a dragon slayer around the tower, It just keeps going on an infinite loop.

[TT2000]

I fire on the minoshroom with the gun of uncreativity.

Turns until I reveal next heal bus stat:
3/4

Flying heal bus(some imformation classified):
HP: 4000/4000
Shields: 3000/3000
Energy: 5000/5000
Heals:
Average heal: Heal power: 600, Shield power: 100, Energy cost: 500, special effects: none
Power heal: Heal power: 900 Shield power: 300 Energy cost: 1500, special effects: none
Uber heal: Heal power: 1500 Shield power: 600 Energy cost: 3000, special effects: none
Regen field generator: Heal power: 0 Shield power: 0 Energy cost: 1000 Special effects: field generator(generates a regeneration field around the target, healing 250 HP per post by Bioshock for 8 turns. Has 750 HP, but does not act as a bodyguard to the target.
Slow charge heal: Heal power: 0 Shield power: 0 Energy cost: 500 Special effects: Slow charge(Once the heal bus is removed form the workshop, every post by Bioshock, the heal power will increase by 50 and the shield power will increase by 10, while the energy cost remains constant)
Buffs: Workshop(can not be harmed) Self-rebuilding(+1000 health every post by Bioshock) Shield generator(+750 shields every post by Bioshock)

[Manta]

The dragon slayer continues to be chased by the cat around the tower.

[TT2000]

I unveil the vanadium plating I have attached to my heal bus, which allows it to double its heal rate if it has not performed any healing in the past turn.

Turns until I reveal next heal bus stat:


Flying heal bus(some imformation classified):
HP: 4000/4000
Shields: 3000/3000
Energy: 5000/5000
Heals:
Average heal: Heal power: 600, Shield power: 100, Energy cost: 500, special effects: none
Power heal: Heal power: 900 Shield power: 300 Energy cost: 1500, special effects: none
Uber heal: Heal power: 1500 Shield power: 600 Energy cost: 3000, special effects: none
Regen field generator: Heal power: 0 Shield power: 0 Energy cost: 1000 Special effects: field generator(generates a regeneration field around the target, healing 250 HP per post by Bioshock for 8 turns. Has 750 HP, but does not act as a bodyguard to the target.
Slow charge heal: Heal power: 0 Shield power: 0 Energy cost: 500 Special effects: Slow charge(Once the heal bus is removed form the workshop, every post by Bioshock, the heal power will increase by 50 and the shield power will increase by 10, while the energy cost remains constant)
Buffs: Workshop(can not be harmed) Self-rebuilding(+1000 health every post by Bioshock) Shield generator(+750 shields every post by Bioshock) Vanadium plating(if heal bus has not healed in a post by Bioshock, self-healing capabilities double for that post).

[Cappycot]

I heal the Scorpion and frantically try to thaw it with a blow dryer. (lol!)

I start making plans for a battleship.

UNSC Scorpion: -300, -300
Health: 3,100 / 5,000
Shields: 2,000 / 5,000
Weapons:
M512 Cannon [Damage: 500| Special Effects: Flame (Has a 10% chance to ignite Target)]
M247T Machine Gun [Damage: 250| Special Effects: Pierce [Has a 10% chance to bypass Shields and directly affect Health)]
Boosts: Thick Armor (When Damaged, has a 10% chance to redirect all Damage to Shields)
Curses: A Slow Drip (When Health is below 1,500, -250 Health and Shields every post), Use me! (Automatically destroyed after 15 posts if not used), Frozen (Cannot do anything for 1 post)

[Manta]

Some mooshrooms figured out how to make a catapult, But their trying to use cats as ammo.

[TT2000]

I use Meteo on the minoshroom.

Turns until I reveal next heal bus stat:
1/8

Flying heal bus(some imformation classified):
HP: 4000/4000
Shields: 3000/3000
Energy: 5000/5000
Heals:
Average heal: Heal power: 600, Shield power: 100, Energy cost: 500, special effects: none
Power heal: Heal power: 900 Shield power: 300 Energy cost: 1500, special effects: none
Uber heal: Heal power: 1500 Shield power: 600 Energy cost: 3000, special effects: none
Regen field generator: Heal power: 0 Shield power: 0 Energy cost: 1000 Special effects: field generator(generates a regeneration field around the target, healing 250 HP per post by Bioshock for 8 turns. Has 750 HP, but does not act as a bodyguard to the target.
Slow charge heal: Heal power: 0 Shield power: 0 Energy cost: 500 Special effects: Slow charge(Once the heal bus is removed form the workshop, every post by Bioshock, the heal power will increase by 50 and the shield power will increase by 10, while the energy cost remains constant)
Buffs: Workshop(can not be harmed) Self-rebuilding(+1000 health every post by Bioshock) Shield generator(+750 shields every post by Bioshock) Vanadium plating(if heal bus has not healed in a post by Bioshock, self-healing capabilities double for that post).

[Manta]

The Mooshroom Medic continues to heal the minoshroom.

[TT2000]

I summon 5 spider jockeys to kill the minoshroom.

Turns until I reveal next heal bus stat:
2/8

Flying heal bus(some imformation classified):
HP: 4000/4000
Shields: 3000/3000
Energy: 5000/5000
Heals:
Average heal: Heal power: 600, Shield power: 100, Energy cost: 500, special effects: none
Power heal: Heal power: 900 Shield power: 300 Energy cost: 1500, special effects: none
Uber heal: Heal power: 1500 Shield power: 600 Energy cost: 3000, special effects: none
Regen field generator: Heal power: 0 Shield power: 0 Energy cost: 1000 Special effects: field generator(generates a regeneration field around the target, healing 250 HP per post by Bioshock for 8 turns. Has 750 HP, but does not act as a bodyguard to the target.
Slow charge heal: Heal power: 0 Shield power: 0 Energy cost: 500 Special effects: Slow charge(Once the heal bus is removed form the workshop, every post by Bioshock, the heal power will increase by 50 and the shield power will increase by 10, while the energy cost remains constant)
Buffs: Workshop(can not be harmed) Self-rebuilding(+1000 health every post by Bioshock) Shield generator(+750 shields every post by Bioshock) Vanadium plating(if heal bus has not healed in a post by Bioshock, self-healing capabilities double for that post).

[Manta]

Suddenly a group of skeleton's mounted on bat-winged horses bombard the spider jockeys with arrows.

[TT2000]

I throw a splash potion of harming at the minoshroom.

Turns until I reveal next heal bus stat:
3/8

Flying heal bus(some imformation classified):
HP: 4000/4000
Shields: 3000/3000
Energy: 5000/5000
Heals:
Average heal: Heal power: 600, Shield power: 100, Energy cost: 500, special effects: none
Power heal: Heal power: 900 Shield power: 300 Energy cost: 1500, special effects: none
Uber heal: Heal power: 1500 Shield power: 600 Energy cost: 3000, special effects: none
Regen field generator: Heal power: 0 Shield power: 0 Energy cost: 1000 Special effects: field generator(generates a regeneration field around the target, healing 250 HP per post by Bioshock for 8 turns. Has 750 HP, but does not act as a bodyguard to the target.
Slow charge heal: Heal power: 0 Shield power: 0 Energy cost: 500 Special effects: Slow charge(Once the heal bus is removed form the workshop, every post by Bioshock, the heal power will increase by 50 and the shield power will increase by 10, while the energy cost remains constant)
Buffs: Workshop(can not be harmed) Self-rebuilding(+1000 health every post by Bioshock) Shield generator(+750 shields every post by Bioshock) Vanadium plating(if heal bus has not healed in a post by Bioshock, self-healing capabilities double for that post).

[Manta]

A large group of undead come and attack the tower.

Both zombies and skeletons.

[444TARIK444]

I use a black hole bomb to suck the mooshroom medic into a pit filled with lava.

[Manta]

A diffrent mooshroom medic starts trying to heal the minoshroom.

When i said that it was the mooshroom medic i was saying that it was the same one as before.

[444TARIK444]

I summon black hole bombs everywhere, dealing about 28-56 damage to pretty much everything near the tower, no matter what side it is on.

[Manta]

A mooshroom wizard puts a black hole bomb ward around the whole area.

[444TARIK444]

I abduct the mooshroom wizard and launch him at the minoshroom.

[Manta]

He uses magic to fly over to you and throw you at the tower.