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#1

Hamy144
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Posted 22 November 2011 - 12:00 AM

I find these particularly funny
So post some I'll start


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm no good at poems
Get in the van...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Alzheimers 
Fish fingers

Roses are gray
Violets are gray
I am a dog

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like meat
And cow goes moo

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why don't you love me

My fist is red
Your face is blue
I think that your dead
So I'm done with you
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Posted 22 November 2011 - 12:01 AM

Those are appalling and disturbing. How could you find them funny?

#3

Analog Relevance
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Posted 22 November 2011 - 12:02 AM

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.

I'm going to have sex with you.
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#4

LordNephets

Posted 22 November 2011 - 12:02 AM

These are hilarious. However, I grew up with the first one being:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I've got a gun
Get in the van.

I'm also a fan of

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm Schizophrenic
And so am I.

#5

antho3000

Posted 22 November 2011 - 12:03 AM

you are a wierd mofo but here is mine


Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem is over used
so i say Fu..You
If you say "sum1 hlp me plz" because its shorter and easier to type,I'll say "no"because its shorter and easier to type than "yes" :D If that ^^^ made you laughor I helped you, click the little greenplus sign down there!

#6

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 12:05 AM

Roses are Red
Violets are blue.
Give me all your money.
I am a creator. This makes me infinitely greater and more useful than any war lover.

#7

kilinkrevenge

Posted 22 November 2011 - 12:06 AM

roses are red
violets are blue
i have five fingers
the middle ones for you



sux 4 u
SUX FER YOOO!!

#8

Doublkic13

Posted 22 November 2011 - 12:10 AM

Roses are Red

Violets are Buckets

This poem makes no sense

Boobs

#9

caramba2654
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Posted 22 November 2011 - 12:10 AM

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I'm colorblind
Dang

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The game

Roses are red
Violets are blue
When life gives you lemons
Burn them and make apple juice
Playing MInecraft since February 22, 2011

#10

whazup123

Posted 22 November 2011 - 12:16 AM

roses are brown
violets are brown
someone shit on my flowers!!!!  :angry:

#11

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 12:20 AM

Roses are red
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.
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Posted 22 November 2011 - 12:21 AM

Roses are blue
Violets are blue
I'm blue, dah bah dee dah bah die Dah bah dee dah bah die dah bah dee dah bah dee dah bah die

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 12:24 AM

Comedy 401: When you're making a joke, you try to make them funny.

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 12:39 AM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I heard from my best friend
Mel gibson hates the jews.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im a hemopheliac
My life is short and miserable.

Roses are red
violets are blue
Pee on babies now
Before they get a clue.
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

#15

Arcanite Chill

Posted 22 November 2011 - 12:40 AM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Milk butter and eggs
Please, call me Conner. Or Arcanite. Or Chill.
Please, anything but Connor.

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 12:47 AM

So a priest, rabbi and a whale walk into a bar....

...wait a minute...

.....wrong thread.
My list of parts has gotten too long to post, so just go here if you want to see my computer.
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#17

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 12:48 AM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Like epileptics in laser light shows
Im going blind for you.
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

#18

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 01:12 AM

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
These aren't funny.
Stop making them.

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 01:34 AM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This topic in 3 letters
W T F
The impossible is only possible if you dont think its impossible in the first place

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 01:44 AM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This should go In forum games
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