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#1

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 04:41 PM

Wait so in Minecraft you can breed a cow with a cow right? Aren't cows... Female? So does that make them lesbian cows? So Minecraft approves of lesbians? So Minecraft is +18?
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 04:44 PM

How is lesbianity an 18+ issue? Second of all, Notch has said that there are no genders in Minecraft.

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 05:00 PM

Minecraft got no genders (except for "Steve")!
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 05:03 PM

Sry to tell you... for breeding you need two animals of different gender... so if they were lesbian they couldn't breed...
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 05:04 PM

View PostNecromanic, on 01 November 2011 - 05:00 PM, said:

Minecraft got no genders (except for "Steve")!

Which, as there's only one of him, is moot anyway!

Also...if there were cows and bulls, it wouldn't be 18+? /overwroughtsocialoutrage

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 05:06 PM

Nobody read the spoiler ehy? Well it would be awesome if there where genders for players but in reality cows are female guess Notch is just lazy and this is just a game (Also bulls would be a rather pointless mob)

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 05:11 PM

View PostGorgeousTaylor, on 01 November 2011 - 04:44 PM, said:

How is lesbianity an 18+ issue? Second of all, Notch has said that there are no genders in Minecraft.
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 05:12 PM

Bulls could've been quite funny though, rushing at you when you provoke them or hold a red block c;
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 05:17 PM

View PostBLazerules, on 01 November 2011 - 05:06 PM, said:

Nobody read the spoiler ehy? Well it would be awesome if there where genders for players but in reality cows are female guess Notch is just lazy and this is just a game (Also bulls would be a rather pointless mob)

Nah, it's more that "lol but teh cows r all girls" jokes got a bit stale about five minutes after the initial implementation of animal breeding. ;)

View PostXylvion, on 01 November 2011 - 05:12 PM, said:

Bulls could've been quite funny though, rushing at you when you provoke them or hold a red block c;

There should be a 1% chance or so of cows doing that instead of breeding when you give them wheat!

Also, chickens too.

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 05:33 PM

I still don't understand why baby chickens occur after live birth, but adult chickens come out of eggs.
Oh well, at least it validates egg farms over chicken breeding. So that eggs aren't useless.

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 05:49 PM

View PostEddz0r, on 01 November 2011 - 05:03 PM, said:

Sry to tell you... for breeding you need two animals of different gender... so if they were lesbian they couldn't breed...
Animals in Minecraft are genderless and Breeding is made by a Wizard....


the only answer is that some of the cows are hermaphrodites, or cross dressing bulls.
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 06:56 PM

View PostNecromanic, on 01 November 2011 - 05:00 PM, said:

Minecraft got no genders (except for "Steve")!

"Steve" is not a gender.

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 07:03 PM

View PostGorgeousTaylor, on 01 November 2011 - 05:33 PM, said:

I still don't understand why baby chickens occur after live birth, but adult chickens come out of eggs.
Oh well, at least it validates egg farms over chicken breeding. So that eggs aren't useless.

Haha that's true.

Also, I think it would be nice if Notch added male variants of animals. They could all use the same model as their female counterparts but have slightly different textures. And they would also be neutral rather than passive.
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 07:52 PM

As I've said before:

View PostZuzax, on 29 October 2011 - 02:59 AM, said:

I like to feed only one cow wheat and pretend they are in love with me.  We would make a tiny cow with Steve's head, but Notch is lazy and will not code this.

I like to feed my one cow wheat and pretend she is in love with me. Together we would make a tiny cow with Steve's head, but Notch is lazy and will not code this.

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 07:57 PM

View Postyou_are_mad, on 01 November 2011 - 07:03 PM, said:

Haha that's true.

Also, I think it would be nice if Notch added male variants of animals. They could all use the same model as their female counterparts but have slightly different textures. And they would also be neutral rather than passive.

In the game mobs are either neutral (passive) or hostile.

And no, it wouldn't be nice if he did, it would simply complicate things unnecessarily.

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 08:31 PM

Passive and neutral are different actually. Pigs, cows and the like are passive mobs as they never attack you no matter what. Untamed wolves and zombie pigmen on the other hand are neutral mobs, as they will attack you if you attack them first.
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 08:49 PM

If all animals are the same sex in Minecraft, doesn't that make them plants?

(like namekians...)
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 08:51 PM

View PostStrottinglemon, on 01 November 2011 - 08:49 PM, said:

If all animals are the same sex in Minecraft, doesn't that make them plants?
But if the animals are plants and they eat wheat, doesn't that make them cannibals?  :o
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 09:05 PM

View PostStrottinglemon, on 01 November 2011 - 08:49 PM, said:

If all animals are the same sex in Minecraft, doesn't that make them plants?

That was the stupidest comment I've read in a while.
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 09:06 PM

View PostEddz0r, on 01 November 2011 - 05:03 PM, said:

Breeding is made by a Wizard....

That wizards name is Notch  :iapprove:
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