Funny Death Messages
Posted 17 December 2012 - 10:23 PM
_FireBall207_ turned on the juice and see what shakes loose!
_FireBall207_ is only amuteur Ben Franklin.
Posted 17 December 2012 - 10:45 PM
_MinerMan_ Is facing a watery grave. (death by drowning)
_MinerMan_ Was assassinted. (death by skeleton)
_MinerMan_ Has met that green exploding piece of sh_t (death by creeper)
_MinerMan_ Was gangbanged. (death by zombe pigmen)
_MinerMan_ Saw slenderman. (death by enderman)
_MinerMan_ Will forever be falling. (death by void)
Posted 17 December 2012 - 11:31 PM
Noir_Box had a great FALL. ( Death by Fall Damage )
All bow down to the king of stupid puns.
Posted 17 December 2012 - 11:35 PM
evanfitz thought you had to go under bedrock to get to the nether (death by void)
Posted 17 December 2012 - 11:36 PM
Pvpranq was enjoying the company of spiders, a little too much
Pvpranq tried to hug a creeper
Posted 18 December 2012 - 04:26 AM
Posted 18 December 2012 - 04:38 AM
"Jesus, Nazi killer whales."- Simon Chase
Posted 18 December 2012 - 06:49 AM
AhRSs911 loves hot baths. (Swimming in lava)
AhRSs911 thought arrows defy gravity . (Shot arrow right above you)
AhRSs911 wanted to go to the moon. (TNT Rocket)
AhRSs911 wanted to be a fish. (Drowned)
AhRSs911 played with fire. (Fire)
AhRSs911 died of a infection. (Cave Spider)
AhRSs911 hates iron golem so he hit its best friend, villager. (Died cause iron golem got angry)
AhRSs911 met Mr.Spaz. (Etho reference)
Posted 18 December 2012 - 07:38 AM
Posted 19 December 2012 - 02:23 AM
Strovaglein is ultra crispy. (death by fire)
Strovaglein will now form fossi fuels. (death by suffocation).
Strovaglein took a hot bath.
Strovaglein couldn't grow wings in time.
Posted 19 December 2012 - 06:34 AM
Justin97530 learned not to play with potions ever again(Killed by magic, potion)
Justin97530 thought lava and water are the same liquid-ish thing(tried to swim in Lava)
Justin97530 thought that, like fishes, Human can also breathe in water(Drowned)
Justin97530 tried to fool gravity(Suffocated in a wall)
Justin97530 tried the reach the moon to see whats up there(Blew up)
Justin97530 thought it was written on MinecraftWiki that Nether is below Y -64(Fell out of the world)
Posted 26 December 2012 - 07:28 PM
Credit to Spumuse for that. ^
Posted 26 December 2012 - 07:33 PM
Posted 27 December 2012 - 01:27 PM
Leftypowre123 believed he could fly (Fall)
Leftypower123 thought he had 1500 posts (Falling into Void) - as 1500 posts means you become a 'void walker'.
Leftypower123 went urk. (the sound of someone dying)
Posted 27 December 2012 - 01:37 PM
Posted 27 December 2012 - 03:02 PM
hajimemashite, atashi wa Sawaguchi Mai desu. daisuki Kawamura Reo-chan. sayonara~
(I just started learning japanese 3 weeks ago, so that's probably worded wrong in some way, no hate~ <3)