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#301

minerman159
  • Location: In the void :O

Posted 17 December 2012 - 10:45 PM

_MinerMan_ Was buried alive. (death by sand or gravel)

_MinerMan_ Is facing a watery grave. (death by drowning)

_MinerMan_ Was assassinted. (death by skeleton)

_MinerMan_ Has met that green exploding piece of sh_t (death by creeper)

_MinerMan_ Was gangbanged. (death by zombe pigmen)

_MinerMan_ Saw slenderman. (death by enderman)

_MinerMan_ Will forever be falling. (death by void)
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#302

CaptainTeemoOnDuty
  • Minecraft: SpareToaster

Posted 17 December 2012 - 11:25 PM

JARET001 took a walk of a short pier

#303

Noir_Box_Unleashed

Posted 17 December 2012 - 11:31 PM

Noir_Box is having a BLAST. ( Death by Explosion )
Noir_Box had a great FALL. ( Death by Fall Damage )

All bow down to the king of stupid puns.
Pssh! Signatures are for chumps!

#304

SuperPotatoGamer

Posted 17 December 2012 - 11:35 PM

evanfitz took a nice hot bath (death by lava)

evanfitz thought you had to go under bedrock to get to the nether (death by void)
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#305

Pvpranq
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Posted 17 December 2012 - 11:36 PM

Pvpranq was killed by a tall man (Slender)
Pvpranq was enjoying the company of spiders, a little too much
Pvpranq tried to hug a creeper

#306

Sloop
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Posted 18 December 2012 - 04:26 AM

SpeedyCal got zombified by zombies driving a Zomboni. (MineZ)
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#307

WaffleThePilot
  • Location: Siting in the corner, hating my life.
  • Minecraft: waffleman009
  • Xbox:MAXWELLTHEPILOT

Posted 18 December 2012 - 04:38 AM

Waffleman009 pressed the red button.

"Jesus, Nazi killer whales."- Simon Chase


#308

AhRSs911
    AhRSs911

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 06:49 AM

AhRSs911 does not know what physics are. (Death by sand or gravel)

AhRSs911 loves hot baths. (Swimming in lava)

AhRSs911 thought arrows defy gravity . (Shot arrow right above you)

AhRSs911 wanted to go to the moon. (TNT Rocket)

AhRSs911 wanted to be a fish. (Drowned)

AhRSs911 played with fire. (Fire)

AhRSs911 died of a infection. (Cave Spider)

AhRSs911 hates iron golem so he hit its best friend, villager. (Died cause iron golem got angry)

AhRSs911 met Mr.Spaz. (Etho reference)

#309

CreATiveHippo
  • Location: Romania
  • Minecraft: CreATive

Posted 18 December 2012 - 07:38 AM

CreATive hugged the red block.(TNT)
<- This is a crow wearing a suit and dancing on the music of Bo Diddley. Your arguments are invalid.

#310

ncallaremi

Posted 19 December 2012 - 02:17 AM

Vintagebeef did a Vintagebeef

#311

Strovaglein

Posted 19 December 2012 - 02:23 AM

Strovaglein learned that lungs don't work underwater.
Strovaglein is ultra crispy. (death by fire)
Strovaglein will now form fossi fuels. (death by suffocation).
Strovaglein took a hot bath.
Strovaglein couldn't grow wings in time.

#312

Justin97530
    Justin97530

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 06:34 AM

Justin97530 learned to fly with a Jet-pack but sadly it Malfunctioned(Hit the ground too hard)

Justin97530 learned not to play with potions ever again(Killed by magic, potion)

Justin97530 thought lava and water are the same liquid-ish thing(tried to swim in Lava)

Justin97530 thought that, like fishes, Human can also breathe in water(Drowned)

Justin97530 tried to fool gravity(Suffocated in a wall)

Justin97530 tried the reach the moon to see whats up there(Blew up)

Justin97530 thought it was written on MinecraftWiki that Nether is below Y -64(Fell out of the world)
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#313

Sloop
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Posted 26 December 2012 - 07:28 PM


Credit to Spumuse for that. ^
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#314

Sloop
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Posted 26 December 2012 - 07:33 PM

SpeedyCal wasn't safe around ravines.
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#315

Leftypower123
  • Location: 30,000,001 , 64 , 30,000,001
  • Minecraft: Leftypower123

Posted 27 December 2012 - 01:27 PM

Leftypower123 thought lightning would give him superpowers (Struck by lightning)
Leftypowre123 believed he could fly (Fall)
Leftypower123 thought he had 1500 posts (Falling into Void) - as 1500 posts means you become a 'void walker'.
Leftypower123 went urk. (the sound of someone dying)

-Lefty
I can't make your bed rock. Cuz it's unminable.

#316

Iceyzico
    Iceyzico

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  • Location: Hanging out in my shelter
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  • Xbox:Unreal x Fox

Posted 27 December 2012 - 01:36 PM

Iceyzico didnt learn to swim

#317

Leftypower123
  • Location: 30,000,001 , 64 , 30,000,001
  • Minecraft: Leftypower123

Posted 27 December 2012 - 01:37 PM

Leftypower123 didn't watch enough Road Runner (Squashed by anvil)

-Lefty
I can't make your bed rock. Cuz it's unminable.

#318

Raynbow
    Raynbow

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Posted 27 December 2012 - 03:02 PM

Raynbow forgot the funnel (death by starvation of any kind)

#319

Rethical
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  • Location: London, UK
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Posted 27 December 2012 - 03:07 PM

Rethical failed the 'Water Elevator Training Exam' (drowning in a water elevator)

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#320

DylanPW45

Posted 27 December 2012 - 04:15 PM

DylanPW45 learned not to bury himself at the beach.