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[fireball207]

_FireBall207_ found a Squid.
_FireBall207_ turned on the juice and see what shakes loose!
_FireBall207_ is only amuteur Ben Franklin.

[minerman159]

_MinerMan_ Was buried alive. (death by sand or gravel)

_MinerMan_ Is facing a watery grave. (death by drowning)

_MinerMan_ Was assassinted. (death by skeleton)

_MinerMan_ Has met that green exploding piece of sh_t (death by creeper)

_MinerMan_ Was gangbanged. (death by zombe pigmen)

_MinerMan_ Saw slenderman. (death by enderman)

_MinerMan_ Will forever be falling. (death by void)

[JARET001]

JARET001 took a walk of a short pier

[Noir_Box]

Noir_Box is having a BLAST. ( Death by Explosion )
Noir_Box had a great FALL. ( Death by Fall Damage )

All bow down to the king of stupid puns.

[SuperPotatoGamer]

evanfitz took a nice hot bath (death by lava)

evanfitz thought you had to go under bedrock to get to the nether (death by void)

[Pvpranq]

Pvpranq was killed by a tall man (Slender)
Pvpranq was enjoying the company of spiders, a little too much
Pvpranq tried to hug a creeper

[Sloop]

SpeedyCal got zombified by zombies driving a Zomboni. (MineZ)

[waffleman009]

Waffleman009 pressed the red button.

[AhRSs911]

AhRSs911 does not know what physics are. (Death by sand or gravel)

AhRSs911 loves hot baths. (Swimming in lava)

AhRSs911 thought arrows defy gravity . (Shot arrow right above you)

AhRSs911 wanted to go to the moon. (TNT Rocket)

AhRSs911 wanted to be a fish. (Drowned)

AhRSs911 played with fire. (Fire)

AhRSs911 died of a infection. (Cave Spider)

AhRSs911 hates iron golem so he hit its best friend, villager. (Died cause iron golem got angry)

AhRSs911 met Mr.Spaz. (Etho reference)

[CreATiveHippo]

CreATive hugged the red block.(TNT)

[ncallaremi]

Vintagebeef did a Vintagebeef

[Strovaglein]

Strovaglein learned that lungs don't work underwater.
Strovaglein is ultra crispy. (death by fire)
Strovaglein will now form fossi fuels. (death by suffocation).
Strovaglein took a hot bath.
Strovaglein couldn't grow wings in time.

[Justin97530]

Justin97530 learned to fly with a Jet-pack but sadly it Malfunctioned(Hit the ground too hard)

Justin97530 learned not to play with potions ever again(Killed by magic, potion)

Justin97530 thought lava and water are the same liquid-ish thing(tried to swim in Lava)

Justin97530 thought that, like fishes, Human can also breathe in water(Drowned)

Justin97530 tried to fool gravity(Suffocated in a wall)

Justin97530 tried the reach the moon to see whats up there(Blew up)

Justin97530 thought it was written on MinecraftWiki that Nether is below Y -64(Fell out of the world)

[Sloop]

Credit to Spumuse for that. ^

[Sloop]

SpeedyCal wasn't safe around ravines.

[Leftypower123]

Leftypower123 thought lightning would give him superpowers (Struck by lightning)
Leftypowre123 believed he could fly (Fall)
Leftypower123 thought he had 1500 posts (Falling into Void) - as 1500 posts means you become a 'void walker'.
Leftypower123 went urk. (the sound of someone dying)

-Lefty

[Iceyzico]

Iceyzico didnt learn to swim

[Leftypower123]

Leftypower123 didn't watch enough Road Runner (Squashed by anvil)

-Lefty

[Raynbow]

Raynbow forgot the funnel (death by starvation of any kind)

[Rethical]

Rethical failed the 'Water Elevator Training Exam' (drowning in a water elevator)