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#1

mattster768

Posted 26 October 2011 - 02:29 AM

Minecraft Rap battle.

STEVE VS CREEPER

BEGIN!


STEVE:

Hey dude, why you so sad?

is it because they havent made a parody of you on MAD?

Why the hell do you blow up, and ruin all my shit

Get the hell out of here before i kill you with a mother fuckin stick!

You were not even supposed to be put into the game

Notch just made you from a screwed up pig frame!


CREEPER:

Okay i admit it im annoying when i hiss

At least i have the dignity to take a piss!

And maybe im a relative of the pinkies

But maybe you should get off your ass and stop eating those twinkies!

And sure, the endermen made me scootch over

But every time you see me your screen says game over!



Yeah, I dont know where this came from either, I just randomly thought of the topic and worked my magic.
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Posted 26 October 2011 - 02:30 AM

lol
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Posted 26 October 2011 - 02:32 AM

You sir receive :Diamond: :Diamond: :Diamond:

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 02:32 AM

Not to bad, but every time the creeper as a "s" in a word make it "ssss". xD

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 02:35 AM

This is why I tend to stay in General OT. >.>

#6

mattster768

Posted 26 October 2011 - 02:48 AM

Minecraft rap battle #2

SPIDER VS SILVER FISH

BEGIN!

SPIDER:

Hey dude, whats the deal

Your stealing my material like a guy who wants bonemeal!

You guys are the midgets of minecraft

And you smell so go in the water and take a damn bath!

Who cares if you hide in those new brick blocks

I have legs i walk with around the clock!




SILVERFISH:

So what if my noise is copied

Least i dont look has blocky!

And watch what you say cause if you kill me

My friends will come out and kill you before day!

Who cares if you have long blocky sticks

Least i dont become a wuss when the sun shines on a brick!
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Posted 26 October 2011 - 02:52 AM

i could not get get BEAT! .-.
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#8

mattster768

Posted 26 October 2011 - 03:24 AM

Minecraft Rap Battle #3

BLAZE VS GHAST


BEGIN!

BLAZE:

Hey look, its a jellyfish

why dont you hook up with an ugly smelly fish!

Every time you open your mouth

you wheeze from the smoke i blaze out!

You may be original but im unique

Im made up of rods that look real sleek!



GHAST:

Who cares if your make of smoke

Cause of you all the Steves choke!

You might be made of rods

But atleast i have a bod!

And who cares if your rare

Even the Endermen dont wanna stare!
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#9

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 04:01 AM

Here's mine: (I added spoliers because there are a few words that the easily offendable types won't like)
Spider vs Cave Spider.
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#10

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 02:48 AM

I want to see some more.
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#11

iliathebest

Posted 27 October 2011 - 03:37 AM

Spider Jockey Boast

Im a spida, a rida,
a skeletal fighta
speed so hurried when i climb up yo walls
range has you worried when shoot you down the halls
double the hp, and double the powa
the top will burn up, but 8 legs remain at any hour
im not like others, i spawn so rarely
survivors walk away oh so barely
so dont mess around when you see the black and red eyes
try to claim two kills, will lead to your demise
i rose from the dead twice before, and ofcourse i could once more
because im tough and resilient like an iron ore
16 limbed monster on da hill top
but i only need one arrow to make your body drop

#12

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 06:01 AM

Someone needs to get beats and make a youtube video from some of these
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#13

mattster768

Posted 31 October 2011 - 03:19 AM

Minecraft Rap Battle #4

SLIME VS MAGMA CUBE

BEGIN!



Slime

Oh boy look what we have here

a piece of burning shit trying to be freak of the year!

Your look like a slinkie when you bounce dude

and showing us your insides? Thats just rude!

Dude, your ugly, you smell, you move at the speed of a dell

So why dont you just stay in that damn hell!


Magma Cube

Dude, im a piece of moving, burning Netherrack

Shut up before i get my Blaze friends to burn you in your sack!

And so what if im a slinkie?

Least im not fat on twinkies!

And atleast im not rare

So go get mauled by a Mo'Creatues Bear!



WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
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#14

mattster768

Posted 15 November 2011 - 04:27 AM

Minecraft Rap Battle #5

Enderman VS Enderdragon

BEGIN



Enderman:

How can we be related?

This shit is complicated.

Your about has fat has a house.

I dont even wanna see your blouse!

I can teleport nearly everywhere

So why dont you go burn down there!


Enderdragon

So what if you can teleport?

I can take 50 hits from a diamond sword!

I can fly through blocks and smash them to bits

So why dont you just go before i burn off your dick!

Your face looks like one of my freakin smileys

Your so weird you should be at O'Rileys!
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Posted 15 November 2011 - 06:05 AM

obsidian VS diamond pickaxe

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Posted 15 November 2011 - 01:49 PM

the first one is incorrect there is a  minecraft parody on mad with a creeper
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Posted 15 November 2011 - 07:39 PM

View Postmattster768, on 26 October 2011 - 02:29 AM, said:


Why the hell do you blow up, and ruin all my shit

Get the hell out of here before i kill you with a mother fuckin stick!


LoL that was epic!!  :Diamond: :Diamond: :Diamond: :Diamond: :Diamond:

#18

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Posted 15 November 2011 - 08:37 PM

Hahaha love it!

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#19

mattster768

Posted 16 November 2011 - 01:42 AM

Minecraft Rap Battle #6

Zombie VS Zombie Pigman

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Zombie

I dont even know what the hell im looking at

The only way you could be uglier is if you were fat!

And where the hell did that sword come from?

Get out of here before i chew you up like a piece of gum!

We may both be undead zombies with rotting flesh

But atleast i was not made from a user created mesh!



Zombie Pigman

Well atleast all my color isnt green

What are you, drunk has Charlie Sheen?

And who cares where i got this golden glory

At least i look more gorey!

And so what if i was user made?

It just shows how creativity can never fade!
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#20

mattster768

Posted 16 November 2011 - 02:12 AM

Minecraft Rap Batte #7

Notch VS Herobrine

BEGIN!


Notch

Oh my god, I though i was done with you

Get out of the coding before i split you in two!

How could people think your my brother?

You dont even have a fuckin mother!

Legend my ass your not in the game

Your just a mod made by fans so that you can bring shame!



Herobrine

You cant get rid of me im a ghost

So what if your the shows host?

Im Mojangs co-star

I got this game far!

I Scare the crap out of the players

And you better be scared, so start saying your prayers!
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