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#1

Blabagas
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Posted 25 October 2011 - 05:19 AM

As the topic states, You are stranded on a deserted island. There are no trees. You can't drink the water, as it is seawater. You have no food. No shelter. You have no way of contacting anybody or swimming to safety.

All you have is 3 objects, defined by the poster above you to survive.
You must state how you will use the items to survive/ get away or contact somebody. Your answers don't be incredibly realistic, just make sure you only use the 3 things.

You then have to state three things that the next poster would get to survive. It could be ANYTHING. Life time supply of chips, a boat, A flying donkey on wheels, whatever.

Example:
P1: 1 elephant, 16 superpowered rockets, and a bagel.
P2: I would strap the rockets to the elephant and fly away at the speed of sound while eating the bagel and laughing like a madman.
Then list 3 more items.

Alright, the 3 items for the next user are:
1 Potato chip.
A life supply of butterfly stickers.
A shovel.


Good luck...

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#2

Byronyello
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Posted 25 October 2011 - 05:24 AM

I use the 'potato chip'(a crisp(or a Dorito)) to fuel my body so that I can dig with the shovel all the way down to Australia. I meet some random tribes-people there who magically enchant the butterfly stickers so I can fly away from the island on the backs of the magic butterflys.

The next users 3 items are:

The Weebl.
A CD copy of Minecraft.
A Bonsai tree.
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#3

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Posted 25 October 2011 - 05:25 AM

eat the chip cuz its tasty.
dig down to stone and realize stone takes to long to break with showel
begin covering every where with the stickers untill death

the next 3 are

1 a used condom
2 a math book
3 guitar
Hey want to check out my YouTube channel?

Thanks! :)
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#4

TheGregSkinner
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Posted 25 October 2011 - 05:27 AM

ok ill do his eat the tree cuz its tasty
wtf is the first one? lol
cut wrists with the disk after breaking it

next 3

used condom
math book
guitar
Hey want to check out my YouTube channel?

Thanks! :)
TechnicallyCanadian

#5

rafaeltheraven

Posted 25 October 2011 - 05:29 AM

[quote name='TheGregSkinner' timestamp='1319520462' post='9649306']
ok ill do his eat the tree cuz its tasty
wtf is the first one? lol
cut wrists with the disk after breaking it

uhm the idea is to escape not kill or hurt yourself

#6

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Posted 25 October 2011 - 05:33 AM

View PostTheGregSkinner, on 25 October 2011 - 05:27 AM, said:

ok ill do his eat the tree cuz its tasty
wtf is the first one? lol
cut wrists with the disk after breaking it

next 3

used condom
math book
guitar
Alright I shall put the saltwater in the condom and use my guitar skills to heat the condom making the water drinkable, after I condom water I shall teach the monkeys math with the math book so that they can construct a rocket which I will use to....make the island a tourist attractions :)

Edit:
1 Cruch bar
1 blind dog
a portapotty (w/ water but you gotta be really high to drink it)
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Posted 25 October 2011 - 05:34 AM

I use the portapotty for EMERGENCY water (ugh) and use the blind dog to dig me a tunnel to the Bahamas.... And i use the crunch bar to give the dog energy to dig


Next person:

Mask
Watch
Dry salted mackerel.

#8

Blabagas
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Posted 25 October 2011 - 07:07 AM

I put on the mask and watch, and offer the Dry Salted Mackeral to the gods of time. The gods of time then reverse time to the point before I was on the island.

Next Person:
A rubix cube
2 giant gorillas
A box of tissues

#9

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Posted 25 October 2011 - 07:16 AM

Play with the rubix cube for 20 minutes then assume the gorillas are silverback.
The tissues will be used to clean up.
Team Silverback Forever

NEXT PERSON:
Cardboard Box

A single-bullet gun

Majora's mask
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#10

Blabagas
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Posted 25 October 2011 - 08:04 AM

Assuming it is a REALLY big gun, I would put on the mask for style, strap the gun to the cardboard box and shoot the gun, propelling me forward. At this point I would extend my arms for wings and drop the gun to reduce weight, and fly to safety (In style)

Next Person
A computer mouse
1 Nail
A ticket to the movie: Creepers strike back.

#11

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Posted 25 October 2011 - 11:32 AM

turn computer mouse and nail into rocket with alchemy!(wut?)
place rocket at the flat ground!
fire and fly to movie theater!
and go watch Creepers strike back!

to next person who have to escape island
RPG-7 (Load'ed)
klein's star(Quote From EE)
philosopher's stone
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#12

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Posted 25 October 2011 - 07:49 PM

i use the philosipher's stone to make the sand into cake and an invincibility cloak.

I then lauch myself off the island to Scotland.
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Blabagas
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Posted 26 October 2011 - 03:05 AM

View PostTehMorganator, on 25 October 2011 - 07:49 PM, said:

i use the philosipher's stone to make the sand into cake and an invincibility cloak.

I then lauch myself off the island to Scotland.

I would use the 3 invisible items to create an inseption and teleport to safety

Next person:
A calculator
1 Banana, peeled.
A can of radioactive soda.

#14

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 03:24 AM

I drink the radioactive soda, slip myself on the banana peel and barf on the caculator using my barf powers that i got from the radioactive soda and barf myself home.



Next three things:

1.Pig
2.Justin Bieber's face
3.A rock
"Take my machine gun. Better than that crappy Polar Star."
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#15

Blabagas
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Posted 26 October 2011 - 04:17 AM

View PostNomnomguy, on 26 October 2011 - 03:24 AM, said:

I drink the radioactive soda, slip myself on the banana peel and barf on the caculator using my barf powers that i got from the radioactive soda and barf myself home.



Next three things:

1.Pig
2.Justin Bieber's face
3.A rock

I would throw the rock at the pig and jump on top of it, the show it Justin Bieber's face. The pig would go into a frenzy and harness its inner power to get the hell out of there.

Next person:
1 Microwave oven.
A pair of scissors
A light switch

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 10:58 AM

View PostBlabagas, on 26 October 2011 - 04:17 AM, said:

I would throw the rock at the pig and jump on top of it, the show it Justin Bieber's face. The pig would go into a frenzy and harness its inner power to get the hell out of there.

Next person:
1 Microwave oven.
A pair of scissors
A light switch

I would wire the light switch to the microwave, put the scissors inside the microwave, turn it on using the switch, sit on top and blast off to the nearest continent.

Next person:
Thesaurus
A ruler
A dead beetle
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Posted 26 October 2011 - 11:28 AM

View PostBlabagas, on 25 October 2011 - 08:04 AM, said:

Assuming it is a REALLY big gun, I would put on the mask for style, strap the gun to the cardboard box and shoot the gun, propelling me forward. At this point I would extend my arms for wings and drop the gun to reduce weight, and fly to safety (In style)

Next Person
A computer mouse
1 Nail
A ticket to the movie: Creepers strike back.
did you put mask to what?

anyway:
i Use ruler to wirte "help" on sands.
then i eat dead beetle for emergency food.
i throw Thesaurus to forest.
i put Thesaurus in sand.



Next person:
Stegosaurus
A Longshot
Mask of turth
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Posted 26 October 2011 - 12:01 PM

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#19

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 09:00 PM

View PostGLaCB, on 26 October 2011 - 11:28 AM, said:

did you put mask to what?

anyway:
i Use ruler to wirte "help" on sands.
then i eat dead beetle for emergency food.
i throw Thesaurus to forest.
i put Thesaurus in sand.



Next person:
Stegosaurus
A Longshot
Mask of turth

Hmm.. I would use the longshot on the stegosaures while wearing the mask of truth for styles and he would get annoyed and fling me back home.
"Take my machine gun. Better than that crappy Polar Star."
"Oh wait, Your saving it for the spur?" "You dont love me then" -Curly

#20

KuruKuruGuy
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Posted 27 October 2011 - 12:30 AM

I draw the word SOS with my finger.

The next poster gets:

An island on the moon.
A very limited supply of oxygen.
A broken rocket.
Dead monkeys.
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